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To the shills, you suck at your job, and at life in general

 
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01/11/2013 12:11 AM
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To the shills, you suck at your job, and at life in general
Shills,

I often think it must be hard to look in the mirror every day and see someone looking back on you who is not only a traitor to the human race, but an ineffective one.

Not only are you transparent as fuck, but you're actually helping us out... the more you shill a thread, the more I realize there's substantive data in it worth checking out.

You're doing the opposite of obfuscating the discussion.

But that isn't even the worst of it. Those of you who have been in the game as long as I have are figuring this out, I'm sure: once a person gets deep enough down the rabbit hole and starts checking out the spiritual/occult/esoteric angle to what's going on in the world, that person realizes the truth about the immortality of the soul and the karmic blowback from being an evil dick. Man, it must blow goat balls to be gargling Israeli propaganda for a paycheck, knowing all the time that you're doing it that you're actually just guaranteeing yourself another turn at the karmic wheel.

Or maybe the dark powers have promised you a special place in the New World Order, or something. I'm sure they're super reliable and will totally be greatful to you.

But hey, if that doesn't bother you, so be it. Just keep in mind, we could be months or even weeks away from full-blown civil war the way things are going. If you think you and your family won't be up against the fucking wall when shit starts to come out, think twice. Well, once we get done with the lawyers and the journalists.

Anyways, it's not too late. Go in the bathroom and cry about it a bit, maybe call in sick for the rest of your shift, and think about what your life amounts to.

flip
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01/11/2013 12:13 AM
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Re: To the shills, you suck at your job, and at life in general
shill
BxMac

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01/11/2013 12:23 AM
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You're from Canada. You wouldn't know the difference between a shill and a moose, eh.

Lining them up against the wall? Drinking wine under the trees of Babyon? My widdle monkey. Why don't you fight your little Dudley Do Rights and leave the heavy lifting to the big boys over here. Shalom Alekum, My Brother.
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01/11/2013 12:25 AM
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You're from Canada. You wouldn't know the difference between a shill and a moose, eh.
 Quoting: BxMac


I am a Canadian. Yet I LOL'ed heartily.

lmao
BxMac

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01/11/2013 12:35 AM
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Nothing against Canadians (nice people in my experience). The pointless rage and posturing (OP's going to line them up) irritates me so I allow myself a cheap shot from time to time. Glad no offense taken. Best to you.
pi

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01/11/2013 12:37 AM
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Nothing against Canadians (nice people in my experience). The pointless rage and posturing (OP's going to line them up) irritates me so I allow myself a cheap shot from time to time. Glad no offense taken. Best to you.
 Quoting: BxMac


You too my friend. Was a good one. thumbs
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/11/2013 12:39 AM
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Re: To the shills, you suck at your job, and at life in general
You're from Canada. You wouldn't know the difference between a shill and a moose, eh.

Lining them up against the wall? Drinking wine under the trees of Babyon? My widdle monkey. Why don't you fight your little Dudley Do Rights and leave the heavy lifting to the big boys over here. Shalom Alekum, My Brother.
 Quoting: BxMac


Oh wait, I forgot, the Jews are gonna be the last ones standing after the apocalypse. That old black magic is special.

I concede the point, but otherwise your soul is dogshit.
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01/11/2013 12:47 AM
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Re: To the shills, you suck at your job, and at life in general
Shills,

I often think it must be hard to look in the mirror every day and see someone looking back on you who is not only a traitor to the human race, but an ineffective one.

Not only are you transparent as fuck, but you're actually helping us out... the more you shill a thread, the more I realize there's substantive data in it worth checking out.

You're doing the opposite of obfuscating the discussion.

But that isn't even the worst of it. Those of you who have been in the game as long as I have are figuring this out, I'm sure: once a person gets deep enough down the rabbit hole and starts checking out the spiritual/occult/esoteric angle to what's going on in the world, that person realizes the truth about the immortality of the soul and the karmic blowback from being an evil dick. Man, it must blow goat balls to be gargling Israeli propaganda for a paycheck, knowing all the time that you're doing it that you're actually just guaranteeing yourself another turn at the karmic wheel.

Or maybe the dark powers have promised you a special place in the New World Order, or something. I'm sure they're super reliable and will totally be greatful to you.

But hey, if that doesn't bother you, so be it. Just keep in mind, we could be months or even weeks away from full-blown civil war the way things are going. If you think you and your family won't be up against the fucking wall when shit starts to come out, think twice. Well, once we get done with the lawyers and the journalists.

Anyways, it's not too late. Go in the bathroom and cry about it a bit, maybe call in sick for the rest of your shift, and think about what your life amounts to.

flip
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clappa
BxMac

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01/11/2013 12:56 AM
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Well said, OP. You got my number.

A genuine genius. You are. A prince among men.

God Speed You, you magnificent bastard.
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01/11/2013 12:58 AM
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great post

proud to be called a shrill
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/11/2013 01:01 AM
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Well said, OP. You got my number.

A genuine genius. You are. A prince among men.

God Speed You, you magnificent bastard.
 Quoting: BxMac


When I said your soul is "dogshit", I said it without intent to judge, as one able only to infer that you are self-identifying as a paid shill. Anyways, I wish you well also, and hope having dogshit in a place where your soul should be works out for you, if that is indeed the case in your situation.

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