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Wife gives very little sex, am i justified to have sex with someone else?

 
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Porno and a six pack, life is so much easier.
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This just wrong!!!
What a waste of beer container....
Can I call your disorder sixpackphil?
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Re: Wife gives very little sex, am i justified to have sex with someone else?
I wonder what her side of the story is.

Why doesn't she want to have sex with you? It doesn't sound like you care about her needs, more like you just want to masturbate with her body.

No, you're not justified. Sex isn't some entitlement you win just because you're male and married.

You want sex? Find out what HER needs are and you'll get it. Chances are she just wants you to show her love.
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hmmmm, that's like marital counseling.

IF you do marital counseling, make sure it is CHRISTIAN Marital counseling

the only other alternative is the Jews.

and unless YOU are a Jew, they will make sure that YOU get skrewed over as much as possible (because they are a Hate filled people)

or you could just return her to her Dad :-)

Here, Mr. So,n,so I'm giving you back your daughter because she is X and Y.
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Re: Wife gives very little sex, am i justified to have sex with someone else?
You put her in the car,

and take her back to her DAD's house

Leave her in the car

Go knock on the front door

When he answers explain what she is doing

and that you are "Returning Her".

Simple as that.

Then go open her car door,

drag her out onto the lawn,

shut the door

get in "your side" of the car

and drive away.

Don't even say goodby, just drive away.

Then, as soon as you get home,

phone a maid service and have them send someone over

to make breakfast for you every day,

and clean the house.

Simple formula that has worked for years.

If she comes back, she will have to come back begging,

because she has been replaced.
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clappa
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WRONG sweatheart, I do all kinds of loving things, buy flowers (for no reason) rub her back, all that shit, she then says..."Oh you must want sex" like a bitch
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Therapy can be helpful. Is she suffering any pain during intercourse?


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Intercourse pain, or dyspareunia, can cause problems in a couple's sexual relationship. In addition to the physically painful sex, there is also the possibility of negative emotional effects, so the problem should be addressed as soon as it becomes evident.

Women can be weird about this, and not want to talk to their partners or doctors. This could explain both why she wants you to finish quickly, and fears affection.

Has she given birth since you initated the relationship?
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Re: Wife gives very little sex, am i justified to have sex with someone else?
he bible says that she is supposed to fulfill that need whenever so yes you are justified
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No it doesn't. The Bible says she has to respect him. It also says he has to love her.
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Postpartum Depression! Learn to fix it. It's your fucking job noob parent!
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Re: Wife gives very little sex, am i justified to have sex with someone else?
There's alot you can do to spice things up, check this link out for some good tips, Also I know you want some asap but give her some payback, Get her really horny and just stop when she gets to the point of wanting you. If you do this once or twice she will start wanting sex alot more. No women likes to be turned down. Good Luck
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Re: Wife gives very little sex, am i justified to have sex with someone else?
I wonder what her side of the story is.

Why doesn't she want to have sex with you? It doesn't sound like you care about her needs, more like you just want to masturbate with her body.

No, you're not justified. Sex isn't some entitlement you win just because you're male and married.

You want sex? Find out what HER needs are and you'll get it. Chances are she just wants you to show her love.
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WRONG sweatheart, I do all kinds of loving things, buy flowers (for no reason) rub her back, all that shit, she then says..."Oh you must want sex" like a bitch.











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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31949143


Right, your love for her just oozes all over the place. Not buying it.
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Postpartum Depression! Learn to fix it. It's your fucking job noob parent!
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Honey? Is that you?
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Re: Wife gives very little sex, am i justified to have sex with someone else?
he bible says that she is supposed to fulfill that need whenever so yes you are justified
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No it doesn't. The Bible says she has to respect him. It also says he has to love her.
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you must learn how to read corintians 7 5-15
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Re: Wife gives very little sex, am i justified to have sex with someone else?
If you're doing everything you can on your side and she isn't reciprocating, then it's time to move on.

Leave her ass and when she asks why, tell her it's because there are times you don't feel like doing alot of things, but you do because that is the commitment you made. Apparently she doesn't feel the need to hold up her end of the deal so you aren't going to pay for a freeloading roommate.

She may not respond how you hope she does, but at least you get to keep your face. Either way she will respect you for calling her out on her bullshit. Some women are like children when it comes to the subject of doing their part. They will push and see how far they can get away with not doing their part and if you don't call them on it, they actually lose respect for you and things get even worse in that department.

Stand your ground. You have needs and if she doesn't care about meeting them, find someone who will care. You deserve at least that.
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he bible says that she is supposed to fulfill that need whenever so yes you are justified
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No it doesn't. The Bible says she has to respect him. It also says he has to love her.
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you must learn how to read corintians 7 5-15
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28559697


That says, "I say this as a concession, not as a command."

A command would be, "Don't commit adultery."

[link to biblia.com] This says, "However, let each one of you love his wife as himself, and let the wife see that she respects her husband."

But I'm fairly sure the OP couldn't give a care what the Bible says or he wouldn't be asking GLP. So there wasn't a need to use the Bible to tell him it's okay to cheat on his wife.
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Honestly, if that's the case...she's probably cheating on you already if she doesn't want it and can't stand more than a couple minutes.

She's prly out fucking mandingo and lex steele right now.
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that happened to me x wife wasnt giving it to me becase she was giving it to everybody else. hope this isnt the case for you
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No I'm sure she's not, i know where she is all times of every day..she treats me like a fucking slave, she asks me to do like 100 things a day, and she turned into a cunt, I fantisise about how to kill her and make it look like an accident
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Now I'm interested! popcorn
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She's probably bored having sex with the same guy over and over and over......

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well u got 2 opts..

Fleshlight or divorce
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that happened to me x wife wasnt giving it to me becase she was giving it to everybody else. hope this isnt the case for you
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No I'm sure she's not, i know where she is all times of every day..she treats me like a fucking slave, she asks me to do like 100 things a day, and she turned into a cunt, I fantisise about how to kill her and make it look like an accident
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This thread is turning into an Eminem song
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Re: Wife gives very little sex, am i justified to have sex with someone else?
he bible says that she is supposed to fulfill that need whenever so yes you are justified
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No it doesn't. The Bible says she has to respect him. It also says he has to love her.
 Quoting: Little Willow


you must learn how to read corintians 7 5-15
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28559697


That says, "I say this as a concession, not as a command."

A command would be, "Don't commit adultery."

[link to biblia.com] This says, "However, let each one of you love his wife as himself, and let the wife see that she respects her husband."

But I'm fairly sure the OP couldn't give a care what the Bible says or he wouldn't be asking GLP. So there wasn't a need to use the Bible to tell him it's okay to cheat on his wife.
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Listen, I know how this shit works on the example of food. My wife doesn't cook and it seems it give her some morbid satisfaction that I go hungry. But well, when I get out of home to eat in a cafe around the conner, guess what? ---I am a selfish bastard :) You are all fucking the same, possessive swine.
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Only if you give your hand a name.
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I've only been married a little over a year. Before we got married we had sex every day for 3 years (more or less). Now I'm lucky to get it twice a week, and she gets mad if it takes more than a minute or two. This is bullshit, i did'nt sign up for this, I'm gonna go get some ass.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31949143


You have a baby right?
Calm down.
It takes a year to go back to normal after the baby is born,
physically.
Meantime, new mommies are confused.
Especially if they breast feed.
They feel uncomfortable about their bodies which
are radically different from before.
They are also tired from the new demands of the baby.

She'll sort it out.
Just be affectionate and let her lead you to sex.
Janus198
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You were dumb enough to get married, this is called married life. Get used to it, ride the unicycle every day and STFU. no one cares
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Re: Wife gives very little sex, am i justified to have sex with someone else?
When the lil ol lady quits putting out...contract is null and void.
Be aware that she's probably getting some on the side already and that's why you're old hat.
You have every right to get it elsewhere...good luck! :-)
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Well don't bring home the gift that keeps on giving.
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twice aweek your lucky bro!

and yes go have sex with someone else the only rule is no condom!
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My 2yen is my story.

An ex-wife and I were at 'it' every day - several times a day - for the best part of a year.

Ahhh! In the car, at a hotel, half-way up the stairs, in the sea ... And then we got married!

She was perhaps a little bit too honest when I started asking her why she wasn't interested in sex. Basically the way she spoke of it made it seem she considered the sex act as a tool and a means to an end - not in that way though. I've got a pretty romantic idea about sex - with love and caring, but she just saw it as a way she could catch a husband.

She frankly stated she was happy doing it all the time because it got us married. She said that as we were married she was going to be honest. She said she didn't really like sex, and especially long sex. I like the occasional marathon, but she'd start screwing up her eyes and grimacing after 5 minutes and then it became no fun for me.

So sex with her was dictated to be a maximum of twice a week, and it must be quick.

So I just went out and found a girlfriend... .

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Why the sudden change from sex to no sex?
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We had a child and now she's a miserable bitch
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You should just divorce her and spare her the hassle of being married to an ungrateful jackass like you. pick
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The whole child thing is a bullshit excuse. She needs to get her head right and she's too lazy to do it. Translation: you're not worth it.

Like the AC above I'd start preparing for divorce. But make sure you pull out all the stops. Talk to her. Try to fix things. You'll be destroying your kids life in the process. Make sure the wife understands her future without you.
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I've only been married a little over a year. Before we got married we had sex every day for 3 years (more or less). Now I'm lucky to get it twice a week, and she gets mad if it takes more than a minute or two. This is bullshit, i did'nt sign up for this, I'm gonna go get some ass.
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no
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Why the sudden change from sex to no sex?
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We had a child and now she's a miserable bitch
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It will only get worse why the hell didn't you have a vasectomy at 14?
Your life is going to turn to major shit in the future this is one GLP prediction that will come true.
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Re: Wife gives very little sex, am i justified to have sex with someone else?
You put her in the car,

and take her back to her DAD's house

Leave her in the car

Go knock on the front door

When he answers explain what she is doing

and that you are "Returning Her".

Simple as that.

Then go open her car door,

drag her out onto the lawn,

shut the door

get in "your side" of the car

and drive away.

Don't even say goodby, just drive away.

Then, as soon as you get home,

phone a maid service and have them send someone over

to make breakfast for you every day,

and clean the house.

Simple formula that has worked for years.

If she comes back, she will have to come back begging,

because she has been replaced.
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LMAO! HAHAHAHAHA.....That's funny as fuck! Returning her...priceless!
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Nope sorry, nothing justifies breaking the holy sacraments of Marriage.

I would suggest couples counseling. After all there may be some problem here that needs addressing.
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