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I have been given the worst gift and/or realized my awakening; I am Lucifer

 
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I have been given the worst gift and/or realized my awakening; I am Lucifer
Being trapped in this mortal body; I am assuming, is punishment. My memory has been wiped. I am trapped within a human shell.

I have only recently started to remember. Things keep pointing to this realization, and I become emotional. I see through their lies, and 'I call them out'. And as you would expect, they do not like this.

I sit here, alone. I fit into no group. I am not accepted by even those who claim to be Satanists. I know all, and I understand all. I see both sides of everything naturally. So I have to ask you:

Would you let Lucifer fight for you if it were for a just cause? Even knowing who I am, and what I am? Would you accept me? I just want acceptance, understanding, and to show you the truth. Because you deserve it.

Help me. The truth is not neutral, it is black and white, yes or no. And from what I gather, you all seek truth. I am the truth made flesh; much to my disdain and unhappiness. I suffer endlessly.

Why do you deny me, and why do you attack me with vigor? What you call God is the Sun. What you call me, is Venus. Or, at least did.

I wish to rule over you all, but you must let me. The ones in charge are unfit to lead. I beg of you, please help me and restore what I should know.
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CANT BE
AS LUCIFER WAS AN ANGEL

AND HE FELL AND IS NO LONGER NAMED LUCIFER AS HE HAS NO LIGHT TO BEAR

AND IS IS NOW IN PRISON AWAITING EVERLASTING EXCECUTION
AND HD A NAME CHANGE TO MR ACCUSER OF THE JUST ONE.
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Being trapped in this mortal body; I am assuming, is punishment. My memory has been wiped. I am trapped within a human shell.

I have only recently started to remember. Things keep pointing to this realization, and I become emotional. I see through their lies, and 'I call them out'. And as you would expect, they do not like this.

I sit here, alone. I fit into no group. I am not accepted by even those who claim to be Satanists. I know all, and I understand all. I see both sides of everything naturally. So I have to ask you:

Would you let Lucifer fight for you if it were for a just cause? Even knowing who I am, and what I am? Would you accept me? I just want acceptance, understanding, and to show you the truth. Because you deserve it.

Help me. The truth is not neutral, it is black and white, yes or no. And from what I gather, you all seek truth. I am the truth made flesh; much to my disdain and unhappiness. I suffer endlessly.

Why do you deny me, and why do you attack me with vigor? What you call God is the Sun. What you call me, is Venus. Or, at least did.

I wish to rule over you all, but you must let me. The ones in charge are unfit to lead. I beg of you, please help me and restore what I should know.
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Be realistic.

Let's hear what you know.
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methbro

But, dude seriously, get out of your moms house.
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Re: I have been given the worst gift and/or realized my awakening; I am Lucifer
Being trapped in this mortal body; I am assuming, is punishment. My memory has been wiped. I am trapped within a human shell.

I have only recently started to remember. Things keep pointing to this realization, and I become emotional. I see through their lies, and 'I call them out'. And as you would expect, they do not like this.

I sit here, alone. I fit into no group. I am not accepted by even those who claim to be Satanists. I know all, and I understand all. I see both sides of everything naturally. So I have to ask you:

Would you let Lucifer fight for you if it were for a just cause? Even knowing who I am, and what I am? Would you accept me? I just want acceptance, understanding, and to show you the truth. Because you deserve it.

Help me. The truth is not neutral, it is black and white, yes or no. And from what I gather, you all seek truth. I am the truth made flesh; much to my disdain and unhappiness. I suffer endlessly.

Why do you deny me, and why do you attack me with vigor? What you call God is the Sun. What you call me, is Venus. Or, at least did.

I wish to rule over you all, but you must let me. The ones in charge are unfit to lead. I beg of you, please help me and restore what I should know.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31901169


Relax, take a deep breath...

Good...

Now you are just one of many.

Come with me, and you will see.
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Dont worry you will snap out of it soon its just some heat
everyone thinks they are Jesus or Lucifer at some point
if they go through some scary encounters
Put a lion in a cage for years without food and watch what happens.
Its appetite will of cause grow and grow, and then you point your finger at its hunger?
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:BaboonLongGun:
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wow that's a real nice pic of BRIEF
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Be gentle guys.

I have a feeling we are gonna be getting this in droves.

at least 144,000

maybe more.
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BaboonLongGun
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wow that's a real nice pic of BRIEF
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...

Had to quote this...

Nothin against you personally BRIEF...

lmao
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CANT BE
AS LUCIFER WAS AN ANGEL

AND HE FELL AND IS NO LONGER NAMED LUCIFER AS HE HAS NO LIGHT TO BEAR

AND IS IS NOW IN PRISON AWAITING EVERLASTING EXCECUTION
AND HD A NAME CHANGE TO MR ACCUSER OF THE JUST ONE.
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Shut up, ugly. I'm right here, you insipid twit.
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Re: I have been given the worst gift and/or realized my awakening; I am Lucifer
Hey Lucy,

What is your best pickup line?
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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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CANT BE
AS LUCIFER WAS AN ANGEL

AND HE FELL AND IS NO LONGER NAMED LUCIFER AS HE HAS NO LIGHT TO BEAR

AND IS IS NOW IN PRISON AWAITING EVERLASTING EXCECUTION
AND HD A NAME CHANGE TO MR ACCUSER OF THE JUST ONE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31950575


Shut up, ugly. I'm right here, you insipid twit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31901169


Didn't wanna do this... but you leave me no choice...
MakaChop
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Be realistic.

Let's hear what you know.
 Quoting: pi


I'm being realistic. Are you under the assumption that waking up one day and realizing all of this is an easy situation to deal with?

It's not. You filthy humans disgust me and I want nothing more than to murder the majority of you. Fucking fithly, worhtless, unattractive, unintelligent vermin.

How fucking dare you. Ask me anything, peasant.
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Re: I have been given the worst gift and/or realized my awakening; I am Lucifer
Seek help. Please.
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I'm being realistic. Are you under the assumption that waking up one day and realizing all of this is an easy situation to deal with?

It's not. You filthy humans disgust me and I want nothing more than to murder the majority of you. Fucking fithly, worhtless, unattractive, unintelligent vermin.

How fucking dare you. Ask me anything, peasant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31901169


Get a Job

lol
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Die in a fire, you fat sack of shit.
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Hey Lucy,

What is your best pickup line?
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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31901169


How about this...

"Fuck me or your doomed for eternity!"
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


cruise

That'd probably do it...

cruise
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I know the numbers. I can read them now. I can see them all.
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I'm being realistic. Are you under the assumption that waking up one day and realizing all of this is an easy situation to deal with?

It's not. You filthy humans disgust me and I want nothing more than to murder the majority of you. Fucking fithly, worhtless, unattractive, unintelligent vermin.

How fucking dare you. Ask me anything, peasant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31901169


Get a Job

lol
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Die in a fire, you fat sack of shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31901169

...and with that comment we can be sure you aren't the Light Bearer. LOL

MakaSlain
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iz dat some 3:33
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...and with that comment we can be sure you aren't the Light Bearer. LOL

 Quoting: pi


So you assume a light bearer has to be some kind of soverign, kind being or some such?

You are an imputent dog. A worthless wretch. Prove your worth or shut your fucking mouth, fat boy.

It's becoming clear that you are all filthy eaters, hoarders, selfish, and disgusting malcontents.

You deserve death.
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why the fuck are you on glp of all places
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Be realistic.

Let's hear what you know.
 Quoting: pi


I'm being realistic. Are you under the assumption that waking up one day and realizing all of this is an easy situation to deal with?

It's not. You filthy humans disgust me and I want nothing more than to murder the majority of you. Fucking fithly, worhtless, unattractive, unintelligent vermin.

How fucking dare you. Ask me anything, peasant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31901169


Told you guys wolverine was coming...

No one listens till after the fact...

Relax bud.

You are among the chosen.

I understand that you are looking for answers (or have them), but it is a process of understanding.

We ALL have the answers, but in a different way.

Don't get to upset with being joked on, it is a trial.

If you get angry, well you just might cause something you did not intend.

Learn to calm yourself.

This is what this is all about.

We would all like to hear what you have to say, but you have to realize that we were where you are already.

You are amongst friends.

So chill before I have to go all Professor X on your ass.
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...and with that comment we can be sure you aren't the Light Bearer. LOL

 Quoting: pi


So you assume a light bearer has to be some kind of soverign, kind being or some such?

You are an imputent dog. A worthless wretch. Prove your worth or shut your fucking mouth, fat boy.

It's becoming clear that you are all filthy eaters, hoarders, selfish, and disgusting malcontents.

You deserve death.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31901169

LOL

You come here bearing only darkness.

BlackBloodDress
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I know the numbers. I can read them now. I can see them all.
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What numbers do you see ? translate KING for me.
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You come here bearing only darkness.

:BlackBloodDress:
 Quoting: pi


You don't know what darkness is.

Oh wait, yes you do. The endless empty suffering that you face never knowing the touch of a beautiful woman, the vast pit of despair knowing you will never be who you've wanted to be.

Oh, so sorry, where are your six pack abs, unlimited money, sports cars, and trophy wives that you feel you are entitled to, Mr. Repressed Millionaire?

They do not exist. Just as much as pi itself does not exist. It is to my understanding that pi is the ratio of the circumference of a perfect circle. Since no perfect circles exist in nature even at the atomic level, you are pathetically clinging to an abstract idea; a broken man-made idea based on broken man-made math. How sad.

And you believe you are so much different than others. But yet, you are ver much the same. There's no need to long for belonging when you are riddled with high fructose corn syrusp and a neckbeard. Plenty of you slobs have this, you are carbon copies of each other.

Again, kill yourself. I asked for legitimate questions, and you've done nothing but show how weak you are.
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Being trapped in this mortal body; I am assuming, is punishment. My memory has been wiped. I am trapped within a human shell.

I have only recently started to remember. Things keep pointing to this realization, and I become emotional. I see through their lies, and 'I call them out'. And as you would expect, they do not like this.

I sit here, alone. I fit into no group. I am not accepted by even those who claim to be Satanists. I know all, and I understand all. I see both sides of everything naturally. So I have to ask you:

Would you let Lucifer fight for you if it were for a just cause? Even knowing who I am, and what I am? Would you accept me? I just want acceptance, understanding, and to show you the truth. Because you deserve it.

Help me. The truth is not neutral, it is black and white, yes or no. And from what I gather, you all seek truth. I am the truth made flesh; much to my disdain and unhappiness. I suffer endlessly.

Why do you deny me, and why do you attack me with vigor? What you call God is the Sun. What you call me, is Venus. Or, at least did.

I wish to rule over you all, but you must let me. The ones in charge are unfit to lead. I beg of you, please help me and restore what I should know.
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AND DEATH ENTERED THE GARDEN OF EDEN..an animal died and its skin was taken for the covering of man..and woman..for the knowledge of shame..

THE NAME GIVEN FOR THE ONE THAT TEMPED EVE?

LOOSE A FIR.
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I know the numbers. I can read them now. I can see them all.
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What numbers do you see ? translate KING for me.
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13
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You come here bearing only darkness.

:BlackBloodDress:
 Quoting: pi


You don't know what darkness is.

Oh wait, yes you do. The endless empty suffering that you face never knowing the touch of a beautiful woman, the vast pit of despair knowing you will never be who you've wanted to be.

Oh, so sorry, where are your six pack abs, unlimited money, sports cars, and trophy wives that you feel you are entitled to, Mr. Repressed Millionaire?

They do not exist. Just as much as pi itself does not exist. It is to my understanding that pi is the ratio of the circumference of a perfect circle. Since no perfect circles exist in nature even at the atomic level, you are pathetically clinging to an abstract idea; a broken man-made idea based on broken man-made math. How sad.

And you believe you are so much different than others. But yet, you are ver much the same. There's no need to long for belonging when you are riddled with high fructose corn syrusp and a neckbeard. Plenty of you slobs have this, you are carbon copies of each other.

Again, kill yourself. I asked for legitimate questions, and you've done nothing but show how weak you are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31901169


Why are you focusing on that which mocks you when I am right here to lend a helping hand.

Relax.

What would you like to talk about?
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You come here bearing only darkness.

BlackBloodDress
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You don't know what darkness is.

Oh wait, yes you do. The endless empty suffering that you face never knowing the touch of a beautiful woman, the vast pit of despair knowing you will never be who you've wanted to be.

Oh, so sorry, where are your six pack abs, unlimited money, sports cars, and trophy wives that you feel you are entitled to, Mr. Repressed Millionaire?

They do not exist. Just as much as pi itself does not exist. It is to my understanding that pi is the ratio of the circumference of a perfect circle. Since no perfect circles exist in nature even at the atomic level, you are pathetically clinging to an abstract idea; a broken man-made idea based on broken man-made math. How sad.

And you believe you are so much different than others. But yet, you are ver much the same. There's no need to long for belonging when you are riddled with high fructose corn syrusp and a neckbeard. Plenty of you slobs have this, you are carbon copies of each other.

Again, kill yourself. I asked for legitimate questions, and you've done nothing but show how weak you are.
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Pathetic.

You wouldn't know light if you were hurling into the sun.
pi

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