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I can't find a job, I feel like a loser!! :(

 
Anonymous Coward
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01/11/2013 05:10 AM
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I love offering these positions to people who 'need a job' becaus I'll instantly see the excuses start flying why they can't work. Everyone bitches about not working until its time to actually work. Just like street bums. I won't give them money but when I offer them honest work they recoil in disgust.
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Like you've ever done a hard days work with sweat and blood and dirt you chair sitting fat ass.
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All the non working losers attack.

I've averaged 80 hour work weeks for 15 years.
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Doing what? Sitting on your fat ass of course being a good little Hitler cruise
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Funny. I can run 5 minute miles all day and I'd slap your ugly mug and you wouldn't do shit about it.

Still waiting on the Op. obviously doesn't REALLY want a job.
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01/11/2013 05:32 AM
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Killed this thread.

Let this be an example to everyone. People don't really want jobs they just want to bitch about it. That is the problem withis country. Not the evil dictators but the worthless saps too afraid to get off their ass.
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01/11/2013 05:47 AM
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Re: I can't find a job, I feel like a loser!! :(
I'm 25, unmarried with no kids. Sounds like you have a hell of an opportunity there for the OP to bring in some Man money. If he doesn't want to take you up on that offer, I live in Texas, will pass background/drug checks, and am willing to relocate.
I'm going out on a limb and assuming you were sincere in your offer, and the OP doesnt realize it.
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01/11/2013 05:55 AM
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Re: I can't find a job, I feel like a loser!! :(
You don't need a job non of us do you need a life. One you can be proud of living. You don't need a big new house you dont need a fancy car you don't need designer cloths you dont need most the this shit most of us are programed to want.

Don't fall for those stupid people calling you a loser they are fools doing what they are told to do since they were 5 years old.
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01/11/2013 06:01 AM
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Re: I can't find a job, I feel like a loser!! :(
I'm 25, unmarried with no kids. Sounds like you have a hell of an opportunity there for the OP to bring in some Man money. If he doesn't want to take you up on that offer, I live in Texas, will pass background/drug checks, and am willing to relocate.
I'm going out on a limb and assuming you were sincere in your offer, and the OP doesnt realize it.
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I hope the job offer poster comes back and reads what you posted. Best of luck.
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Re: I can't find a job, I feel like a loser!! :(
I'm 25, unmarried with no kids. Sounds like you have a hell of an opportunity there for the OP to bring in some Man money. If he doesn't want to take you up on that offer, I live in Texas, will pass background/drug checks, and am willing to relocate.
I'm going out on a limb and assuming you were sincere in your offer, and the OP doesnt realize it.
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Sure thing. It is a maritime job. Texas is a good place for it. Companies will pay for you to travel. Your rotation would be 20 to 30 days on, two weeks off. Depends on the company.

Ship sizes range from 200 feet to a 1000 feet. Big boats. Just like working on land except you see the world.

Still interested?
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Guess not. LOL!
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01/13/2013 03:03 PM
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Re: I can't find a job, I feel like a loser!! :(
I'm 25, unmarried with no kids. Sounds like you have a hell of an opportunity there for the OP to bring in some Man money. If he doesn't want to take you up on that offer, I live in Texas, will pass background/drug checks, and am willing to relocate.
I'm going out on a limb and assuming you were sincere in your offer, and the OP doesnt realize it.
 Quoting: SteveWutabi


Sure thing. It is a maritime job. Texas is a good place for it. Companies will pay for you to travel. Your rotation would be 20 to 30 days on, two weeks off. Depends on the company.

Ship sizes range from 200 feet to a 1000 feet. Big boats. Just like working on land except you see the world.

Still interested?
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I'm interested. If I get a TWIC, an MMC, and an FBI background check, what's the next step?
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01/13/2013 03:09 PM
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Re: I can't find a job, I feel like a loser!! :(
In a time when the world cries out for help,
is it not a time to help another.


Find a place to volunteer.
The valuable person makes them self invaluable to others.
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01/13/2013 03:13 PM
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Re: I can't find a job, I feel like a loser!! :(
I have a job and I confirm it doesnt change the fact I am still a loser
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01/13/2013 03:17 PM
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Re: I can't find a job, I feel like a loser!! :(
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I have been unemployed since October!! I can't find a job! I
am kneck high in student loans and the government is even
garnishing my income taxes because of it! My wife and her
family think I'm a loser and I'm scared I won't be able to
provide!! This planet is fucked!!!

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You could be on 99 weeks of Obama's Unemployment
"benefits" and be the biggest loser of all.

Obama-private-se

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01/13/2013 03:18 PM
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Re: I can't find a job, I feel like a loser!! :(
LOSER!
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01/13/2013 03:20 PM
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Re: I can't find a job, I feel like a loser!! :(
Reply for the job with what the job is. Do not think that since you are over-qualified that they want you. They want someone for the job, just do not tell them, they think that you want more, and they can not provide it.

Be as dumb as the job you are seeking is and the person as dumb as they need!

And never tell them, but that does not mean that once you get a job that you can not seek another, make new friends, find out something new, and all of that!
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01/13/2013 03:21 PM
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Re: I can't find a job, I feel like a loser!! :(
Even uneducated wetbacks that can't speak the language can find work.

Maybe if you got off your lazy ass and tried harder?
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01/13/2013 03:22 PM
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Re: I can't find a job, I feel like a loser!! :(
I have been unemployed since October!! I can't find a job! I am kneck high in student loans and the government is even garnishing my income taxes because of it! My wife and her family think I'm a loser and I'm scared I won't be able to provide!! This planet is fucked!!!
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Speding your days on GLP won't help either. No one can help you here so get off your ass and look for a job outside, not on your computer! There's always a job waiting for you somewhere. I guess you're just too lazy and ain't trying hard enough.
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Re: I can't find a job, I feel like a loser!! :(
And the person does not have the time (who is hiring you) to satisfy your whims either.

Dumb is as the hiring person dumb has!
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01/13/2013 03:23 PM
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Re: I can't find a job, I feel like a loser!! :(
The fact that you're posting about it on a forum shows how WEAK you really are.
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01/13/2013 03:28 PM
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Re: I can't find a job, I feel like a loser!! :(
Killed this thread.

Let this be an example to everyone. People don't really want jobs they just want to bitch about it. That is the problem withis country. Not the evil dictators but the worthless saps too afraid to get off their ass.
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He/She had enough courage to make a thread and put themselves out there for unsupported and unhelpful ridicule from tards like you....
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01/13/2013 03:29 PM
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Re: I can't find a job, I feel like a loser!! :(
The fact that you're posting about it on a forum shows how WEAK you really are.
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I gave him a perfect job opportunity and he walked away and quit posting. Just like every other lowlife that comes on here bitching about a job. They refuse to actually work but cry about it like bitchez. It's pathetic.

I hope the government cuts off all unemployment. Maybe a little starvation will motivate the slackers.
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It would help to design your resume to the job but the best bet is word of mouth or just volunteer somewhere to get a chance to make contacts.
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.
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01/13/2013 03:32 PM
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Re: I can't find a job, I feel like a loser!! :(
You are a loser like most of us. Finding a new job won't change this fact.
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That's right! dasbier
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Re: I can't find a job, I feel like a loser!! :(
I'm 25, unmarried with no kids. Sounds like you have a hell of an opportunity there for the OP to bring in some Man money. If he doesn't want to take you up on that offer, I live in Texas, will pass background/drug checks, and am willing to relocate.
I'm going out on a limb and assuming you were sincere in your offer, and the OP doesnt realize it.
 Quoting: SteveWutabi


Sure thing. It is a maritime job. Texas is a good place for it. Companies will pay for you to travel. Your rotation would be 20 to 30 days on, two weeks off. Depends on the company.

Ship sizes range from 200 feet to a 1000 feet. Big boats. Just like working on land except you see the world.

Still interested?
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I'm interested. If I get a TWIC, an MMC, and an FBI background check, what's the next step?
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You apply to shipping companies like I posted above.

Google "shipping companies" and go down the list. Check out Gcaptain.com. There is a wealth of information in their forum. You'll have a job making $2000 a week guranteed inside of two weeks.
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01/13/2013 03:34 PM
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Re: I can't find a job, I feel like a loser!! :(
I had a problem finding a job when i came out of the university to so i expanded my search to other cities(in your case mybe even other states in the us) and in the end i found a great job and just relocated. you mybe will have to live modestly for a while but in the long term you will get experience that will allow you to either open your own business and make money or get a better job in the state you want.
Good luck.
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01/13/2013 03:35 PM
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Re: I can't find a job, I feel like a loser!! :(
College never taught you to make your own job did it? Only to be someone else slave.

Your first mistake was going to college.
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01/13/2013 03:38 PM
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Re: I can't find a job, I feel like a loser!! :(
Been there done that - thought it was hopeless task, started a smalll business, never looked back - you would have to drag me kicking and screaming to work for someone else now!
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01/13/2013 03:45 PM
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Re: I can't find a job, I feel like a loser!! :(
You're still a 'winner' in my book. Fuck society's standards anyway.

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^^^THIS

don't give up OP, US economy is on the rise.
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I have been unemployed since October!! I can't find a job! I am kneck high in student loans and the government is even garnishing my income taxes because of it! My wife and her family think I'm a loser and I'm scared I won't be able to provide!! This planet is fucked!!!
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more people + more machinery = a lot of unemployed person
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you're not trying hard enough.
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you're not trying hard enough.
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I am a very smart and college educated man!! I can't even get a job at AMPM because I'm over qualified!!
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hang in there, it's tough right now. Many companies are putting off hiring until they see how the new taxes affect them

it has nothing to do with you or your background

where do you live and would you be willing to relocate?
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Cali and yah if the pay is right for the state I would move to!!
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Get a (California) State job, they are always hiring, even when they say they are not. Even if you get a low-level position you get full benefits: [link to jobs.ca.gov]
[link to jobs.ca.gov]
[link to www.dof.ca.gov]
[link to www.edd.ca.gov]

Quite a number of State agencies have offices/job sites all around the state. Department of Transportation, Dept. of Conservation, Dept. of Forestry and Fire Protection, Public Employees Retirement System (CalPERS), Employment Development Department, California Highway Patrol, Dept of Corrections and Rehabilitation (they are so hated they will hire anyone who is willing to come work for them!).

Most of the jobs are at a desk using a computer. As a college graduate you have general skills which will translate to their requirements. Staff Services Analyst is the most common entry-level classification.

If you don't want to work for the State, at least use their job services:
[link to www.edd.ca.gov]

Get busy. If you can't figure out the labyrinth hiring process, look online for a coach or a book.
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I have been unemployed since October!! I can't find a job! I am kneck high in student loans and the government is even garnishing my income taxes because of it! My wife and her family think I'm a loser and I'm scared I won't be able to provide!! This planet is fucked!!!
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This planet is fucked. All the dumbasses on it think the meaning to life is shaving a job.

Hopefully teh financial system collapses soon
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01/13/2013 03:56 PM
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Ya, the economy is improving. Bull! At the rate of 155,000 jobs a month with 24 million unemployed people, that leads to it taking 12-13 more like 13 years. Ya, same thing Romney said when running for President. Planned to create the jobs over 12 years. Now, who is B.S. who?

The economy is improving! B.S.!

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