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My wife thinks shes getting my BOB when TSHTF?!

 
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01/11/2013 09:01 AM
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My wife thinks shes getting my BOB when TSHTF?!
She bitches about every penny i spend on it.

I told her if i give it to her then all the time and money I have invested into the bag(non-specific) would be for the first murder/mugger/rapist she encountered.

Are all women this Nieve?
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01/11/2013 09:05 AM
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Re: My wife thinks shes getting my BOB when TSHTF?!
She probably already has several "bob's" (battery operated boyfriends)
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01/11/2013 09:08 AM
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Re: My wife thinks shes getting my BOB when TSHTF?!
What yours is hers that's the game.
Charlott

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01/11/2013 09:11 AM
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Re: My wife thinks shes getting my BOB when TSHTF?!
Why don't you set up a bag for her. Take her to the range so she can learn how to take steps to protect herself.
Charlotte :)
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Re: My wife thinks shes getting my BOB when TSHTF?!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18308887


That could be the dumbest thing i've seen this week.
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Re: My wife thinks shes getting my BOB when TSHTF?!
Why don't you set up a bag for her. Take her to the range so she can learn how to take steps to protect herself.
 Quoting: Charlott


I do, she has bag envy.
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01/11/2013 09:16 AM
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Re: My wife thinks shes getting my BOB when TSHTF?!
Why don't you set up a bag for her. Take her to the range so she can learn how to take steps to protect herself.
 Quoting: Charlott


I do, she has bag envy.
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Maybe get her one she wants then? One that would make you 'bag envious'
Charlotte :)
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01/11/2013 09:19 AM
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Re: My wife thinks shes getting my BOB when TSHTF?!
Why don't you set up a bag for her. Take her to the range so she can learn how to take steps to protect herself.
 Quoting: Charlott


I do, she has bag envy.
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Maybe get her one she wants then? One that would make you 'bag envious'
 Quoting: Charlott


I would but there's the money factor and she pokes fun at me about the whole BOB idea.
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01/11/2013 09:21 AM
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Re: My wife thinks shes getting my BOB when TSHTF?!
Come on OP, give your wife her purse back!
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01/11/2013 09:22 AM
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Re: My wife thinks shes getting my BOB when TSHTF?!
You should be sharing things.
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01/11/2013 09:25 AM
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Re: My wife thinks shes getting my BOB when TSHTF?!
Get her dumb ass a BOB that's colored safety orange then leave her in the dust when TSHTF. When she is getting gang raped you can step up and be like hey fellas let me get a turn. Then you can say how you like the gift from my bag now you beeyotch.
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Re: My wife thinks shes getting my BOB when TSHTF?!
Why don't you set up a bag for her. Take her to the range so she can learn how to take steps to protect herself.
 Quoting: Charlott


I do, she has bag envy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10098396


Maybe get her one she wants then? One that would make you 'bag envious'
 Quoting: Charlott


I would but there's the money factor and she pokes fun at me about the whole BOB idea.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10098396


Oh thats too bad, I would think she would be happy that you are putting so much care into making sure you and her are taken care of in case of an emergency, even if she thinks its a little crazy.
Charlotte :)
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01/11/2013 09:42 AM
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Re: My wife thinks shes getting my BOB when TSHTF?!
Get her dumb ass a BOB that's colored safety orange then leave her in the dust when TSHTF. When she is getting gang raped you can step up and be like hey fellas let me get a turn. Then you can say how you like the gift from my bag now you beeyotch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31930936


I like the way you think!
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Re: My wife thinks shes getting my BOB when TSHTF?!
Come on OP, give your wife her purse back!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27646553


No, my balls are in there!
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Re: My wife thinks shes getting my BOB when TSHTF?!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18308887


That could be the dumbest thing i've seen this week.
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Re: My wife thinks shes getting my BOB when TSHTF?!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18308887


That could be the dumbest thing i've seen this week.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18308887


Now i get what your saying. white women can only be saved by gay black men during a disco apocalypse.

Well that makes sense then.
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Re: My wife thinks shes getting my BOB when TSHTF?!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18308887


That could be the dumbest thing i've seen this week.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10098396



 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18308887


Now i get what your saying. white women can only be saved by gay black men during a disco apocalypse.

Well that makes sense then.
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Are you a fan of E-Rotic?

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01/11/2013 09:56 AM
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Re: My wife thinks shes getting my BOB when TSHTF?!
She probably already has several "bob's" (battery operated boyfriends)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31962174


well played sir
It's all in the reflexes.
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Re: My wife thinks shes getting my BOB when TSHTF?!
i'd tell her i carry the bag. if she wants one, we will work out creating one for her to carry. women need to understand they have a place, and that place is not surviving after TSHTF because most women would be captured/raped/murdered and/or turned into baby machines in short order after that event. sad, but true. sorry ladies, get some training, prepare yourselves, and i'll be happy to amend my views on a case by case basis.

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