My wife thinks shes getting my BOB when TSHTF?!

She probably already has several "bob's" (battery operated boyfriends)

What yours is hers that's the game.

Why don't you set up a bag for her. Take her to the range so she can learn how to take steps to protect herself.

That could be the dumbest thing i've seen this week.

I do, she has bag envy.

Maybe get her one she wants then? One that would make you 'bag envious'

I would but there's the money factor and she pokes fun at me about the whole BOB idea.

Come on OP, give your wife her purse back!

You should be sharing things.

Get her dumb ass a BOB that's colored safety orange then leave her in the dust when TSHTF. When she is getting gang raped you can step up and be like hey fellas let me get a turn. Then you can say how you like the gift from my bag now you beeyotch.

Oh thats too bad, I would think she would be happy that you are putting so much care into making sure you and her are taken care of in case of an emergency, even if she thinks its a little crazy.

I like the way you think!

No, my balls are in there!

Now i get what your saying. white women can only be saved by gay black men during a disco apocalypse.

Well that makes sense then.

Are you a fan of E-Rotic?

well played sir

i'd tell her i carry the bag. if she wants one, we will work out creating one for her to carry. women need to understand they have a place, and that place is not surviving after TSHTF because most women would be captured/raped/murdered and/or turned into baby machines in short order after that event. sad, but true. sorry ladies, get some training, prepare yourselves, and i'll be happy to amend my views on a case by case basis.