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obama said he would not increase 'INCOME TAXES' on ppl making less than 50k.

social security is not INCOME TAX, it is a PAYROLL TAX. it is a part of FICA.

the reason your social security went up is because in 2012, the rate was 4.2% on the first $110,100 of income.

in 2013, the rate is now back up to 6.2% (as it was before the Bush era) on the first $113,700 of income.


yes i am a tax accountant.


your ignorant, how can you not know the difference between income tax and payroll tax!?
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I won't really say how much my husband makes but his check went down $141, we are accustomed to the same paycheck every month. He gets salary and paid once a month.
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Advice, not advise.
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Ask your employer for a new w-4 and put exempt on it,But only if your a american tired of a out of control govt.
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My check was for $ 14,200 and all I got net was $ 6500.. Thats over half gone in taxes. ( $ 700 to 401K ) but no health care , child support etc. Thats half my pay fuckin gone.
Total bullshit.
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For the last 5 years I have been making less and less money and that is with getting yearly raises. WTF is wrong with that scenario. Washington you SUCK. Just wait until the masses wakeup, you will have no chance.
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obama said he would not increase 'INCOME TAXES' on ppl making less than 50k.

social security is not INCOME TAX, it is a PAYROLL TAX. it is a part of FICA.

the reason your social security went up is because in 2012, the rate was 4.2% on the first $110,100 of income.

in 2013, the rate is now back up to 6.2% (as it was before the Bush era) on the first $113,700 of income.


yes i am a tax accountant.


your ignorant, how can you not know the difference between income tax and payroll tax!?
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How can you not know the difference in "your" and "you're"?


Besides, half the time when Obama speaks he only says "tax" or "taxes" and doesn't even specify which one he means.
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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My medical insurance withholding increased $120 a month and SS increased $200 a month from last month.
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Im now getting $14 less a week ! redface
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obama said he would not increase 'INCOME TAXES' on ppl making less than 50k.

social security is not INCOME TAX, it is a PAYROLL TAX. it is a part of FICA.

the reason your social security went up is because in 2012, the rate was 4.2% on the first $110,100 of income.

in 2013, the rate is now back up to 6.2% (as it was before the Bush era) on the first $113,700 of income.


yes i am a tax accountant.


your ignorant, how can you not know the difference between income tax and payroll tax!?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22764816


How can you not know the difference in "your" and "you're"?


Besides, half the time when Obama speaks he only says "tax" or "taxes" and doesn't even specify which one he means.
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Obama and tax accountants just sound like they go hand in hand.

Foul creatures... the both of them. Paid off the enslavement of others.

Both horrible with grammar and visibly aloof, also.yeahsure
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1. Fill out a new W-4 form. This is the form you fill out to determine the amount of withholdings from your pay check that will go against your Tax Bill. You want as high a number of deductions as possible. You want as much money as possible in your check.



you can claim up to 8 before your employer has to report it to the gov
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I won't really say how much my husband makes but his check went down $141, we are accustomed to the same paycheck every month. He gets salary and paid once a month.
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don't worry some of us get that making 7000ish a month is shit money if you live in an expensive zipcode.
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Whether it says Income Tax or SS Tax it's still Tax... I don't understand why people are berating me because I don't specify which tax it is...

Obama did not say I will not increase income tax. He said I will not be increasing taxes.

Even if he has no control of the SS tax like you guys are saying, he still shouldn't be throwing around quotes like that. Not everyone is a "Tax Expert" or really even cares to read on how the MOD want's to take advantage of me. So don't going throwing around insults because a normal person is bitching about the hypocritical speech.

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i just got off the phone with m daughter (lives in GA), she got a new job within her company more responsibility, higher up the food chain, (accounting based), the company gave her a nice raise.

But, her health insurance is costing more

and she is making 30 dollars less a paycheck.

She is pissed.
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I won't really say how much my husband makes but his check went down $141, we are accustomed to the same paycheck every month. He gets salary and paid once a month.
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don't worry some of us get that making 7000ish a month is shit money if you live in an expensive zipcode.
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Lost a few bucks out of a raise ourselves. Not so bad though , still getting 27,00o a year which is untaxable in housing and food allowance . Base pay is so low that a nice chunk of tax credit refunds will hit the bank soon too.

pull hard tax donkey , need the golf course open for training time )
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1. Fill out a new W-4 form. This is the form you fill out to determine the amount of withholdings from your pay check that will go against your Tax Bill. You want as high a number of deductions as possible. You want as much money as possible in your check.
2. Liquidate all Paper assets. Cash out your IRA, 401k & sell all Stocks, Bonds, & other securities. Whatever penalty or loss you may take now, is far better than being forced into long term Treasuries which have a negative real yield, a stock market crash, complete confiscation as in MF Global, as well as a 40-60% currency devaluation. Once the Funds become available, withdraw them in Cash. Keep only what you need to pay bills in a small Credit Union checking account. The Goal here is to cause Bank Runs. We Want Bank Runs because it exposes the banks for the ponzi schemes they are. Once people canít get cash out of the banks, they will be much less likely to abandon their means of self-defense as their normalcy bias will be shattered and will no longer believe the lies that Government & media will tell them. Cash is anonymous & it doesnít depend on electricity to function. The Goal is to drain FDIC Banks of Physical Cash
3. Skip a Mortgage payment. The banks will not foreclose on you for only being one month behind. Many people are staying in their homes for a year or 2 without paying anything because the millions properties in shadow inventory. If they put them all on the market, it would collapse real estate values everywhere. When the house is empty, it costs the banks money for upkeep & Association Fees. If youíre worried about your credit score, realize this, your credit score isnít going to matter after a Stock Market Crash, Bank Holiday, and Currency Devaluation. The Federal Reserve, a Private Bank, is printing money out of thin air to buy over $45 Billion worth of Mortgage Backed Securities & $40 Billion worth of Treasury Bonds EVERY MONTH.
4. Stop paying Credit Card Bills, withdraw as much cash from them as possible. A little secret about credit cards is that the currency or debt you add to it when you use it, didnít exist until you swiped the card. One simple concept you must understand about our current currency system is that all money in circulation is created as a debt. Extra Currency is Never created in order to pay the interest. If we paid off all principal debt, there would be no currency in circulation and we would still owe all the interest ever charged. The only way to add debt free currency to this system is to default, but then property is confiscated. Are you starting to see how the entire Dollar System is a scam?
5. If you owe 2012 Income Taxes, Do Not File. If you are getting a refund for the 2012 Tax year, file and get that return. If you are going to owe, DONíT File. The IRS is a criminal collection agency for the Private Federal Reserve. There is NO law that says you have to file. Watch ĎFreedom to Fascismí with Aaron Russo.
6. What to do with all the cash youíve withdrawn from the system? Get armed if you havenít already, 3 months or more of storable food, Water purification. Raise some chickens, start a garden. Get NON-Hybrid NON-GMO HEIRLOOM Seeds, solar panels, wind turbines, generators, and alcohol as a fuel. There is a YouTube video of a truck running on a gasification system fueled by burning manure. Invest in YOURSELF and get gold and silver to use as an alternative currency
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5059515


what happens if the world doesn't end? Now you have a mountain of debt. do you think nobody will come after you if you don't pay? your solution causes more problems than real answers.
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1. Fill out a new W-4 form. This is the form you fill out to determine the amount of withholdings from your pay check that will go against your Tax Bill. You want as high a number of deductions as possible. You want as much money as possible in your check.
2. Liquidate all Paper assets. Cash out your IRA, 401k & sell all Stocks, Bonds, & other securities. Whatever penalty or loss you may take now, is far better than being forced into long term Treasuries which have a negative real yield, a stock market crash, complete confiscation as in MF Global, as well as a 40-60% currency devaluation. Once the Funds become available, withdraw them in Cash. Keep only what you need to pay bills in a small Credit Union checking account. The Goal here is to cause Bank Runs. We Want Bank Runs because it exposes the banks for the ponzi schemes they are. Once people canít get cash out of the banks, they will be much less likely to abandon their means of self-defense as their normalcy bias will be shattered and will no longer believe the lies that Government & media will tell them. Cash is anonymous & it doesnít depend on electricity to function. The Goal is to drain FDIC Banks of Physical Cash
3. Skip a Mortgage payment. The banks will not foreclose on you for only being one month behind. Many people are staying in their homes for a year or 2 without paying anything because the millions properties in shadow inventory. If they put them all on the market, it would collapse real estate values everywhere. When the house is empty, it costs the banks money for upkeep & Association Fees. If youíre worried about your credit score, realize this, your credit score isnít going to matter after a Stock Market Crash, Bank Holiday, and Currency Devaluation. The Federal Reserve, a Private Bank, is printing money out of thin air to buy over $45 Billion worth of Mortgage Backed Securities & $40 Billion worth of Treasury Bonds EVERY MONTH.
4. Stop paying Credit Card Bills, withdraw as much cash from them as possible. A little secret about credit cards is that the currency or debt you add to it when you use it, didnít exist until you swiped the card. One simple concept you must understand about our current currency system is that all money in circulation is created as a debt. Extra Currency is Never created in order to pay the interest. If we paid off all principal debt, there would be no currency in circulation and we would still owe all the interest ever charged. The only way to add debt free currency to this system is to default, but then property is confiscated. Are you starting to see how the entire Dollar System is a scam?
5. If you owe 2012 Income Taxes, Do Not File. If you are getting a refund for the 2012 Tax year, file and get that return. If you are going to owe, DONíT File. The IRS is a criminal collection agency for the Private Federal Reserve. There is NO law that says you have to file. Watch ĎFreedom to Fascismí with Aaron Russo.
6. What to do with all the cash youíve withdrawn from the system? Get armed if you havenít already, 3 months or more of storable food, Water purification. Raise some chickens, start a garden. Get NON-Hybrid NON-GMO HEIRLOOM Seeds, solar panels, wind turbines, generators, and alcohol as a fuel. There is a YouTube video of a truck running on a gasification system fueled by burning manure. Invest in YOURSELF and get gold and silver to use as an alternative currency
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5059515



You are a complete idiot and anyone who takes this advise will most likely end up with huge legal problems, tax penalties, and possible jail time. People be wise don't take such fool hearty, idealistic advise.


Everybody hate the IRS, and we know it is a illegal institution but they are the Mob and you don't mess with Mobsters they don't play fair.


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^^^^^baby boomer^^^^

has to be, its the exact type of cowardice that has allowed these criminals to steamroll the entire country.

to anyone not a boomtard...ask yourselves, do i want to be grease or friction for this machine?
then decide for yourselves what you want to do.
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I make less than 50k a year. Yet my social security doubled... I vividly remember one of Obama's most recent speeches where he swore up and down he was not going to increase tax on people that make less than 50k...

Once again I've been shafted and make less than ever now... FML
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Sucker!

You didn't really believe the Kenyan Kommie, did you?

lolatu

On a serious note:
Shrug.
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1. Fill out a new W-4 form. This is the form you fill out to determine the amount of withholdings from your pay check that will go against your Tax Bill. You want as high a number of deductions as possible. You want as much money as possible in your check.
2. Liquidate all Paper assets. Cash out your IRA, 401k & sell all Stocks, Bonds, & other securities. Whatever penalty or loss you may take now, is far better than being forced into long term Treasuries which have a negative real yield, a stock market crash, complete confiscation as in MF Global, as well as a 40-60% currency devaluation. Once the Funds become available, withdraw them in Cash. Keep only what you need to pay bills in a small Credit Union checking account. The Goal here is to cause Bank Runs. We Want Bank Runs because it exposes the banks for the ponzi schemes they are. Once people canít get cash out of the banks, they will be much less likely to abandon their means of self-defense as their normalcy bias will be shattered and will no longer believe the lies that Government & media will tell them. Cash is anonymous & it doesnít depend on electricity to function. The Goal is to drain FDIC Banks of Physical Cash
3. Skip a Mortgage payment. The banks will not foreclose on you for only being one month behind. Many people are staying in their homes for a year or 2 without paying anything because the millions properties in shadow inventory. If they put them all on the market, it would collapse real estate values everywhere. When the house is empty, it costs the banks money for upkeep & Association Fees. If youíre worried about your credit score, realize this, your credit score isnít going to matter after a Stock Market Crash, Bank Holiday, and Currency Devaluation. The Federal Reserve, a Private Bank, is printing money out of thin air to buy over $45 Billion worth of Mortgage Backed Securities & $40 Billion worth of Treasury Bonds EVERY MONTH.
4. Stop paying Credit Card Bills, withdraw as much cash from them as possible. A little secret about credit cards is that the currency or debt you add to it when you use it, didnít exist until you swiped the card. One simple concept you must understand about our current currency system is that all money in circulation is created as a debt. Extra Currency is Never created in order to pay the interest. If we paid off all principal debt, there would be no currency in circulation and we would still owe all the interest ever charged. The only way to add debt free currency to this system is to default, but then property is confiscated. Are you starting to see how the entire Dollar System is a scam?
5. If you owe 2012 Income Taxes, Do Not File. If you are getting a refund for the 2012 Tax year, file and get that return. If you are going to owe, DONíT File. The IRS is a criminal collection agency for the Private Federal Reserve. There is NO law that says you have to file. Watch ĎFreedom to Fascismí with Aaron Russo.
6. What to do with all the cash youíve withdrawn from the system? Get armed if you havenít already, 3 months or more of storable food, Water purification. Raise some chickens, start a garden. Get NON-Hybrid NON-GMO HEIRLOOM Seeds, solar panels, wind turbines, generators, and alcohol as a fuel. There is a YouTube video of a truck running on a gasification system fueled by burning manure. Invest in YOURSELF and get gold and silver to use as an alternative currency
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5059515



You are a complete idiot and anyone who takes this advise will most likely end up with huge legal problems, tax penalties, and possible jail time. People be wise don't take such fool hearty, idealistic advise.


Everybody hate the IRS, and we know it is a illegal institution but they are the Mob and you don't mess with Mobsters they don't play fair.


.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29791397


^^^^^baby boomer^^^^

has to be, its the exact type of cowardice that has allowed these criminals to steamroll the entire country.

to anyone not a boomtard...ask yourselves, do i want to be grease or friction for this machine?
then decide for yourselves what you want to do.
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You are both correct.

The IRS et al ARE a criminal enterprise. They WILL hunt you down and basically kill you for failing to worship Caesar. But it is your duty to not bow to Caesar.
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For the last 5 years I have been making less and less money and that is with getting yearly raises. WTF is wrong with that scenario. Washington you SUCK. Just wait until the masses wakeup, you will have no chance.
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Why do you think they are trying to disarm the public?
They know time is short.

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^ THIS ^

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Watch the jealous bigots blame those of us getting support from the state as being responsible for the increases, instead of the lying swindling politicians. It's "ok" to spend trillions on bombs to kill civilians but don't you dare help out a disabled person or one of the many thousands of people with families who've lost their jobs, mainly due to our puppet gov running the economy into the ground.
Feed the hungry, visit the sick, free a captive if he be unjustly confined(kidnapped/enslaved by someone). Assist any person oppressed, whether they're of the Muslim or non-Muslim. - Prophet Muhammad (sallallahu alayhi wasallam)
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lol busted.
Picture in link.

January 1, 2013 brought a host of new taxes, fees, and charges to the American people. Some of them were anticipated. Others, like the Medical Device Excise Tax (MDET), were not ó at least not in this way.

How so? Well, the MDET has started showing up on the receipts for purchases made at sporting goods giant Cabelaís. This receipt from one such store in Texas is making the rounds on the web. It shows an additional tax has been added to the purchase, after the local sales tax of nearly 10% was charged.


[link to www.theblaze.com]
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Thread: Obamacare Tax showing up on receipts from Cabelaís sporting goods!!
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These tax increases are racist. More white people work that black people.
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must be a typo cause i heard them say your taxes will not go up one penny if you lake less than $400,000

LOL
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nope we make less than 400k and ours went way up. eveyones did and the middle class took the hardest hit
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Some guy on another thread asked for ideas on starting a business.

I wonder if he'd be interested in selling t-shirts or such?

It could have a picture of Obama and the words 'How Do You Like Me Now?'

It could go on to list a few of the issues like tax increases, gun legislation, Obamacare, etc.

Do you think it would sell?
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I make less than 50k a year. Yet my social security doubled... I vividly remember one of Obama's most recent speeches where he swore up and down he was not going to increase tax on people that make less than 50k...

Once again I've been shafted and make less than ever now... FML
 Quoting: XSlyOneX

I didn't see any change in my paycheck.

Oh wait...I ain't got a job.
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I forgot to mention one of the other things that should MOST DEFINITELY be included on such t-shirt

The NDAA (National Defense Authorization Act) allowing indefinite detention of American citizens without charge.

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4 years of nothing but lies......
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4 years???? r u kidding me.


more like 4000 yrs!whip
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obama said he would not increase 'INCOME TAXES' on ppl making less than 50k.

social security is not INCOME TAX, it is a PAYROLL TAX. it is a part of FICA.

the reason your social security went up is because in 2012, the rate was 4.2% on the first $110,100 of income.

in 2013, the rate is now back up to 6.2% (as it was before the Bush era) on the first $113,700 of income.


yes i am a tax accountant.


your ignorant, how can you not know the difference between income tax and payroll tax!?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22764816

It's "you're", not "your", mister wise ass tax accountant.
"Your" is a possessive pronoun. "You're" is a contraction of "you are".

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