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Just got my paycheck today....

 
Keepin It Real

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He said the wealthy. I guess the working class is considered wealthy.
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Fuck this shit.. I'm never working for money again..
we're here to go
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notice how quickly the bomos are to defend their messiah...

lol
Liberal Logic - Demanding that the government stay out of their bedrooms while insisting on taxpayer funded birth control.
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He put in a "payroll tax holiday" 2 years ago. And even stated it was not going to last forever.


It was sacrificed in the name of compromise during the fiscal cliff deal.


Republicans wanted to end it, because democrats were raising the tax on people .
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fify
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1. Fill out a new W-4 form. This is the form you fill out to determine the amount of withholdings from your pay check that will go against your Tax Bill. You want as high a number of deductions as possible. You want as much money as possible in your check.
2. Liquidate all Paper assets. Cash out your IRA, 401k & sell all Stocks, Bonds, & other securities. Whatever penalty or loss you may take now, is far better than being forced into long term Treasuries which have a negative real yield, a stock market crash, complete confiscation as in MF Global, as well as a 40-60% currency devaluation. Once the Funds become available, withdraw them in Cash. Keep only what you need to pay bills in a small Credit Union checking account. The Goal here is to cause Bank Runs. We Want Bank Runs because it exposes the banks for the ponzi schemes they are. Once people can’t get cash out of the banks, they will be much less likely to abandon their means of self-defense as their normalcy bias will be shattered and will no longer believe the lies that Government & media will tell them. Cash is anonymous & it doesn’t depend on electricity to function. The Goal is to drain FDIC Banks of Physical Cash
3. Skip a Mortgage payment. The banks will not foreclose on you for only being one month behind. Many people are staying in their homes for a year or 2 without paying anything because the millions properties in shadow inventory. If they put them all on the market, it would collapse real estate values everywhere. When the house is empty, it costs the banks money for upkeep & Association Fees. If you’re worried about your credit score, realize this, your credit score isn’t going to matter after a Stock Market Crash, Bank Holiday, and Currency Devaluation. The Federal Reserve, a Private Bank, is printing money out of thin air to buy over $45 Billion worth of Mortgage Backed Securities & $40 Billion worth of Treasury Bonds EVERY MONTH.
4. Stop paying Credit Card Bills, withdraw as much cash from them as possible. A little secret about credit cards is that the currency or debt you add to it when you use it, didn’t exist until you swiped the card. One simple concept you must understand about our current currency system is that all money in circulation is created as a debt. Extra Currency is Never created in order to pay the interest. If we paid off all principal debt, there would be no currency in circulation and we would still owe all the interest ever charged. The only way to add debt free currency to this system is to default, but then property is confiscated. Are you starting to see how the entire Dollar System is a scam?
5. If you owe 2012 Income Taxes, Do Not File. If you are getting a refund for the 2012 Tax year, file and get that return. If you are going to owe, DON’T File. The IRS is a criminal collection agency for the Private Federal Reserve. There is NO law that says you have to file. Watch ‘Freedom to Fascism’ with Aaron Russo.
6. What to do with all the cash you’ve withdrawn from the system? Get armed if you haven’t already, 3 months or more of storable food, Water purification. Raise some chickens, start a garden. Get NON-Hybrid NON-GMO HEIRLOOM Seeds, solar panels, wind turbines, generators, and alcohol as a fuel. There is a YouTube video of a truck running on a gasification system fueled by burning manure. Invest in YOURSELF and get gold and silver to use as an alternative currency
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You are a complete idiot and anyone who takes this advise will most likely end up with huge legal problems, tax penalties, and possible jail time. People be wise don't take such fool hearty, idealistic advise.


Everybody hate the IRS, and we know it is a illegal institution but they are the Mob and you don't mess with Mobsters they don't play fair.


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I beg to differ.. complete idiots cannot spell "ADVICE".. that poster is right on topic.

you are just worried you will lose your .gov paycheck if everyone does that. dont worry, they will just print more.
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Welcome to the world of Obamanation lying!! Obama lies even better than Bill Clinton which I thought was the greatest and most accomplished liar ever!! So while your paychecks will get smaller and smaller, President Obama will be continuing to laugh all the way to his off-shore banking accounts!!
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obama said he would not increase 'INCOME TAXES' on ppl making less than 50k.

social security is not INCOME TAX, it is a PAYROLL TAX. it is a part of FICA.

the reason your social security went up is because in 2012, the rate was 4.2% on the first $110,100 of income.

in 2013, the rate is now back up to 6.2% (as it was before the Bush era) on the first $113,700 of income.


yes i am a tax accountant.


your ignorant, how can you not know the difference between income tax and payroll tax!?
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You're ignorant and most likely a liar. How can you NOT know the difference between "you're" and "your".
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obama said he would not increase 'INCOME TAXES' on ppl making less than 50k.

social security is not INCOME TAX, it is a PAYROLL TAX. it is a part of FICA.

the reason your social security went up is because in 2012, the rate was 4.2% on the first $110,100 of income.

in 2013, the rate is now back up to 6.2% (as it was before the Bush era) on the first $113,700 of income.


yes i am a tax accountant.


your ignorant, how can you not know the difference between income tax and payroll tax!?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22764816

It's "you're", not "your", mister wise ass tax accountant.
"Your" is a possessive pronoun. "You're" is a contraction of "you are".

There will be a spot test tomorrow. Study hard and bring two pencils for you're test.
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Aaaawwww!! That was such a good grammar lesson until the last TWO WORDS!!!

This would happen to ME, too, LOL!
ThinkOutsideTheBox
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obama said he would not increase 'INCOME TAXES' on ppl making less than 50k.

social security is not INCOME TAX, it is a PAYROLL TAX. it is a part of FICA.

the reason your social security went up is because in 2012, the rate was 4.2% on the first $110,100 of income.

in 2013, the rate is now back up to 6.2% (as it was before the Bush era) on the first $113,700 of income.


yes i am a tax accountant.


your ignorant, how can you not know the difference between income tax and payroll tax!?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22764816



You're ignorant and most likely a liar. How can you NOT know the difference between "you're" and "your".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16990801


owww!

you just owned that ass!
Anonymous Coward
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Watch the jealous bigots blame those of us getting support from the state as being responsible for the increases, instead of the lying swindling politicians. It's "ok" to spend trillions on bombs to kill civilians but don't you dare help out a disabled person or one of the many thousands of people with families who've lost their jobs, mainly due to our puppet gov running the economy into the ground.
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Got no issues with helping the NEEDY.. but a fuckin muslim?.. die!
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pics or it didn't happen
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I make less than 50k a year. Yet my social security doubled... I vividly remember one of Obama's most recent speeches where he swore up and down he was not going to increase tax on people that make less than 50k...

Once again I've been shafted and make less than ever now... FML
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Yep, Obummer is a liar!
IssueX

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There is more here then what meets the eyes:


You see, As far as I know, people working under 30hrs a week are going to be in for a big big surprise come April next year, when they go to the tax man and say they don't have health insurance.

But this year, there is a new tax line which we all will be paying. I forgot what it's called but its called the AMT or GMT or something like that, The baptist preacher from the alaska oil pipeline was talking about this the other day, and will come out to be another 6% or so on top of what one would be paying in taxes.

So lets see, payroll taxes are already at about 20 - 22%, and sales tax when you actually go to use that money is another 8 to 10% so we are already at 30% tax as it is. But there's even more:

Since helicopter Ben has elected to more then double the monthly indefinite printing from $40bln a month to $85bln a month, we can expect to see inflation to continue to rise about 6% month after month.

So take your 30%, and add 6% on top of it month after month.

This plan dovetails with another thread which points to June Doom. Thread: Must Read...Our Sun has been protecting us from our Center ....Not any more though!

So the question is: Can they disarm us or enslave us in debt fast enough???
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^^^^
Hardwired

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My check was for $ 14,200 and all I got net was $ 6500.. Thats over half gone in taxes. ( $ 700 to 401K ) but no health care , child support etc. Thats half my pay fuckin gone.
Total bullshit.
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I had a government job paying $50K a year, but by the time the DC mafia, the Wall Street mafia, the hellth care mafia and the union mafia got their cuts, I took home about $30,000.

Way ahead now self-employed earning $40K. And working 20 fewer hours every week.
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I make less than 50k a year. Yet my social security doubled... I vividly remember one of Obama's most recent speeches where he swore up and down he was not going to increase tax on people that make less than 50k...

Once again I've been shafted and make less than ever now... FML
 Quoting: XSlyOneX


You shouldn't fuck your life, XSlyOneX! Obama did that for you! Sorry couldn't help it. Good luck, dude in feeling better about your abysmal situation.
Attention! Come to the Dark... not only do we have double chocolate chocolate chip cookies, but we have dark chocolate fudge cake... and GLaDOS!!
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pics or it didn't happen
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C'mon man, he didn't say he got laid by the waitress!
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solution:

get direct deposit and then don't look at your stub
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we're raising a family on less than half that- 50k is beyond the dreams of avarice. you'll be fine ^^
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we're raising a family on less than half that- 50k is beyond the dreams of avarice. you'll be fine ^^
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Where do you live?
Ron Paul or Bust
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I make less than 50k a year. Yet my social security doubled... I vividly remember one of Obama's most recent speeches where he swore up and down he was not going to increase tax on people that make less than 50k...

Once again I've been shafted and make less than ever now... FML
 Quoting: XSlyOneX


I feel for you, I got a cost of living increase on Social security of twenty whole dollars and my landlond raised my rent $20.00 - He wanted to make sure that he got it...
Things are just not fair..
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The Obamacare is a JIP..

The deductible is so high and you can't afford to put your spouse on your policy because it is almost your entire check...

So who is getting affordable healthcare? the ones who proably get Obama money........
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The Obamacare is a JIP..

The deductible is so high and you can't afford to put your spouse on your policy because it is almost your entire check...

So who is getting affordable healthcare? the ones who proably get Obama money........
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6038128


Medicare isn't exactly affordable healthcare with the premiums
deductible and the outrageous co pays. It is not free and worse then other insurances that I have had.
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How much is 50k from minimum? This is big news I cant believe how much your turning into the UK.
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I make less than 50k a year. Yet my social security doubled... I vividly remember one of Obama's most recent speeches where he swore up and down he was not going to increase tax on people that make less than 50k...

Once again I've been shafted and make less than ever now... FML
 Quoting: XSlyOneX


Haven't you heard? S/S is NOT a tax! That is according to YOUR president. Sorry to say it, but, suck it up everybody.
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I make less than 50k a year. Yet my social security doubled... I vividly remember one of Obama's most recent speeches where he swore up and down he was not going to increase tax on people that make less than 50k...

Once again I've been shafted and make less than ever now... FML
 Quoting: XSlyOneX


Haven't you heard? S/S is NOT a tax! That is according to YOUR president. Sorry to say it, but, suck it up everybody.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26391530


Yet it's under the tax field on my paycheck... Funny....
Ron Paul or Bust
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taxes are interest. and interest has always been made illegal in societies. and we keep raising the bar. ok, bendover!!!!!
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4 years of nothing but lies......
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Git redie fer 4 MOR YERS...
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I make less than 50k a year. Yet my social security doubled... I vividly remember one of Obama's most recent speeches where he swore up and down he was not going to increase tax on people that make less than 50k...

Once again I've been shafted and make less than ever now... FML
 Quoting: XSlyOneX


How do you know when a politician is lying?

Answer: Is mouth is moving.
"This nut won't crack."
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Liberals TOO!!!

OMG!! the horror!
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Liberals do not pay Social Security. They are Jews, ALL Jews are dual citizens with Isreal. There is an exemption for this--for THEM!!!

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