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benefits of not masturbating for a while? not trolling I am actually serious.
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Here's some facts, Jack.
1.) Women won't me more 'attracted' to you if you masturbate less. Being more horny will motivate you to actually talk to them more, but desperation is a major turn-off, and many males benefit from not being overly horny when trying to talk to women.
2.) Regular masturbation has been medically proven to be good for your prostate and reproductive organs.
3.) If you don't masturbate semi-regularly, your body will do it in your sleep for you in the form of wet dreams, or worse, you might get a case of blue balls. Your twig and berries is a machine, and like any machine, it needs to be run every so often so it doesn't seize up.
4.) You don't want your penis making all your decisions for you, trust me. You don't want your sex drive clouding your ability to make sound decisions, and it will. Masturbation gets that monkey off your back so you can seek out women of quality and not any ol' whore willing to spread for you.
TL;DR: Masturbation is healthy, and keeps your sex drive from taking over your head when you're just trying to live your life. Don't do it ten times a day like a pathetic self-indulgent drug addict, and you'll be fine.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26339639 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277549 Tell me what's bullshit, or sit and spin on that BS flag. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26339639 You calling the guy Jack, when thats clearly not his name? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15693387 It could be.
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