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benefits of not masturbating for a while? not trolling I am actually serious.
is there any benefits of not doing it for a while? i heard women would be more attracted to you because youd have a high sex drive and they would notice that
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Re: benefits of not masturbating for a while? not trolling I am actually serious.
Depends if you've been using vaseline
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is there any benefits of not doing it for a while? i heard women would be more attracted to you because youd have a high sex drive and they would notice that
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Oh what bullshit alot of that is, .vasaline. You're MUCH better being stuck masturbating for the rest of your life than to actually have a sex life of your own that goes beyond your dominate hand. Why you ask? Humanity is so diseased that it's almost guaranteed that you have sex with someone physically you'll catch at least ONE STD right then and there. To be a virgin is truly to be living the high life in the way of being pure, and healthy. One hasn't have to worry about ANY STD damages or worse. If you can find yourself a good clean virgin who's willing to start up a sex life with you, .vasaline, go for it. But I suggest you two have feelings for each other that's deeper than lustful. But then again that's just me. Good luck in your endeavors, .vasaline.
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Irritability.
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Extreme horniness and blue balls.
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Re: benefits of not masturbating for a while? not trolling I am actually serious.
Here's some facts, Jack.

1.) Women won't me more 'attracted' to you if you masturbate less. Being more horny will motivate you to actually talk to them more, but desperation is a major turn-off, and many males benefit from not being overly horny when trying to talk to women.

2.) Regular masturbation has been medically proven to be good for your prostate and reproductive organs.

3.) If you don't masturbate semi-regularly, your body will do it in your sleep for you in the form of wet dreams, or worse, you might get a case of blue balls. Your twig and berries is a machine, and like any machine, it needs to be run every so often so it doesn't seize up.

4.) You don't want your penis making all your decisions for you, trust me. You don't want your sex drive clouding your ability to make sound decisions, and it will. Masturbation gets that monkey off your back so you can seek out women of quality and not any ol' whore willing to spread for you.


TL;DR: Masturbation is healthy, and keeps your sex drive from taking over your head when you're just trying to live your life. Don't do it ten times a day like a pathetic self-indulgent drug addict, and you'll be fine.
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Re: benefits of not masturbating for a while? not trolling I am actually serious.
when you stop feeding the archons with this type of energy, you can bond more easily with your higher self. On the surface, and most obvious benefit is added respect for yourself.
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Re: benefits of not masturbating for a while? not trolling I am actually serious.
Here's some facts, Jack.

1.) Women won't me more 'attracted' to you if you masturbate less. Being more horny will motivate you to actually talk to them more, but desperation is a major turn-off, and many males benefit from not being overly horny when trying to talk to women.

2.) Regular masturbation has been medically proven to be good for your prostate and reproductive organs.

3.) If you don't masturbate semi-regularly, your body will do it in your sleep for you in the form of wet dreams, or worse, you might get a case of blue balls. Your twig and berries is a machine, and like any machine, it needs to be run every so often so it doesn't seize up.

4.) You don't want your penis making all your decisions for you, trust me. You don't want your sex drive clouding your ability to make sound decisions, and it will. Masturbation gets that monkey off your back so you can seek out women of quality and not any ol' whore willing to spread for you.


TL;DR: Masturbation is healthy, and keeps your sex drive from taking over your head when you're just trying to live your life. Don't do it ten times a day like a pathetic self-indulgent drug addict, and you'll be fine.
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It makes sense.

Women can sense things about men that men are not privy to.

If a woman senses that you're not a dirty dog jacking off every day then you may be due a powerful orgasm.

Women want men for their sperm, although today's women usually just desire a man that will help them up the social ladder of popularity.

It used to be about power, wealth, looks, and attitude but it seems that popularity is now the one.

Bit sad really given that it's all based upon fear of rejection.

Women hold all the cards but they've no idea how to play.

Also, women know exactly how to get what they want, they just have no idea what they want.

Women are now the dominant sex and men are turning into fags.

Stupid controlling ETs
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Re: benefits of not masturbating for a while? not trolling I am actually serious.
Yep, sorry to say that there's benefits. One is to increase your drive to actually get out there and do something that may impress a female enough that she may wish to do the mating dance with you.

Seriously, you guys who fap to porn all the time are wasting energy that should be put to use doing something amazing and constructive.

Expend your energy on something worthwhile.
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Re: benefits of not masturbating for a while? not trolling I am actually serious.
why do you think women hate wankers?

because your not eager to impress them, not sexual desire.

the same could be said for someone who has sex regular..



but the vaseline part, yeh thats gotta be bad for yo weenr.
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is there any benefits of not doing it for a while? i heard women would be more attracted to you because youd have a high sex drive and they would notice that
 Quoting: .vasaline


You will have more energy. But learn to never released yourself and cycle your energetic charge from sex or "baitin" try it.
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Re: benefits of not masturbating for a while? not trolling I am actually serious.
You will hear a lot of desperate disinformation from all masturbation addicts and internet trolls/shills.

Just search for "sexual energy", "masturbation", "abstinence", etc. there are many of threads about it and there's almost no point in saying anything more about it. Always, always there are negative and hostile replies.

I recommend you eat a good diet of fruit/raw(living) food along with your journey of not ejaculating and saving your precious bodily fluid. You can eat lots and lots of fruit without ever feeling bloated, but don't gorge. Eat with gratitude. This will increase the absorption of essence from the food you eat.

If you have the will (actually it is more of just being ready, not willpower at all.) to make this change of diet and sexual activity, you will have the strength/clarity to do anything. Again, it helps the more you know so read some more about it if you'd like.
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Re: benefits of not masturbating for a while? not trolling I am actually serious.
Here's some facts, Jack.

1.) Women won't me more 'attracted' to you if you masturbate less. Being more horny will motivate you to actually talk to them more, but desperation is a major turn-off, and many males benefit from not being overly horny when trying to talk to women.

2.) Regular masturbation has been medically proven to be good for your prostate and reproductive organs.

3.) If you don't masturbate semi-regularly, your body will do it in your sleep for you in the form of wet dreams, or worse, you might get a case of blue balls. Your twig and berries is a machine, and like any machine, it needs to be run every so often so it doesn't seize up.

4.) You don't want your penis making all your decisions for you, trust me. You don't want your sex drive clouding your ability to make sound decisions, and it will. Masturbation gets that monkey off your back so you can seek out women of quality and not any ol' whore willing to spread for you.


TL;DR: Masturbation is healthy, and keeps your sex drive from taking over your head when you're just trying to live your life. Don't do it ten times a day like a pathetic self-indulgent drug addict, and you'll be fine.
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Tell me what's bullshit, or sit and spin on that BS flag.
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Re: benefits of not masturbating for a while? not trolling I am actually serious.
just to name a few:

-Retentive memory
-vivid dream recall
-expendable energy
-"supernatural" powers. Any gifts you had when you were young they will return.
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-empathy
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And p.s. don't listen to these academic types, there all left brained apes who rely on "facts" and others "approved" opinions to feel that they have knowledge. just try it out, u will find the truth for yourselfpimp
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Here's some facts, Jack.

1.) Women won't me more 'attracted' to you if you masturbate less. Being more horny will motivate you to actually talk to them more, but desperation is a major turn-off, and many males benefit from not being overly horny when trying to talk to women.

2.) Regular masturbation has been medically proven to be good for your prostate and reproductive organs.

3.) If you don't masturbate semi-regularly, your body will do it in your sleep for you in the form of wet dreams, or worse, you might get a case of blue balls. Your twig and berries is a machine, and like any machine, it needs to be run every so often so it doesn't seize up.

4.) You don't want your penis making all your decisions for you, trust me. You don't want your sex drive clouding your ability to make sound decisions, and it will. Masturbation gets that monkey off your back so you can seek out women of quality and not any ol' whore willing to spread for you.


TL;DR: Masturbation is healthy, and keeps your sex drive from taking over your head when you're just trying to live your life. Don't do it ten times a day like a pathetic self-indulgent drug addict, and you'll be fine.
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bsflag
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Tell me what's bullshit, or sit and spin on that BS flag.
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You calling the guy Jack, when thats clearly not his name?
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Re: benefits of not masturbating for a while? not trolling I am actually serious.
Here's some facts, Jack.

1.) Women won't me more 'attracted' to you if you masturbate less. Being more horny will motivate you to actually talk to them more, but desperation is a major turn-off, and many males benefit from not being overly horny when trying to talk to women.

2.) Regular masturbation has been medically proven to be good for your prostate and reproductive organs.

3.) If you don't masturbate semi-regularly, your body will do it in your sleep for you in the form of wet dreams, or worse, you might get a case of blue balls. Your twig and berries is a machine, and like any machine, it needs to be run every so often so it doesn't seize up.

4.) You don't want your penis making all your decisions for you, trust me. You don't want your sex drive clouding your ability to make sound decisions, and it will. Masturbation gets that monkey off your back so you can seek out women of quality and not any ol' whore willing to spread for you.


TL;DR: Masturbation is healthy, and keeps your sex drive from taking over your head when you're just trying to live your life. Don't do it ten times a day like a pathetic self-indulgent drug addict, and you'll be fine.
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bsflag
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Tell me what's bullshit, or sit and spin on that BS flag.
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You calling the guy Jack, when thats clearly not his name?
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It could be.
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Re: benefits of not masturbating for a while? not trolling I am actually serious.
just to name a few:

-Retentive memory
-vivid dream recall
-expendable energy
-"supernatural" powers. Any gifts you had when you were young they will return.
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yeh dont wank guys it will give you supernatural powers...




now if that is true and that happen then the powers surely would be natural...

so it just debunked itself, nice.
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And p.s. don't listen to these academic types, there all left brained apes who rely on "facts" and others "approved" opinions to feel that they have knowledge. just try it out, u will find the truth for yourselfpimp
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Well excuse me for basing my knowledge on facts instead of unprovable new-age bullshit.
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Re: benefits of not masturbating for a while? not trolling I am actually serious.
Here's some facts, Jack.

1.) Women won't me more 'attracted' to you if you masturbate less. Being more horny will motivate you to actually talk to them more, but desperation is a major turn-off, and many males benefit from not being overly horny when trying to talk to women.

2.) Regular masturbation has been medically proven to be good for your prostate and reproductive organs.

3.) If you don't masturbate semi-regularly, your body will do it in your sleep for you in the form of wet dreams, or worse, you might get a case of blue balls. Your twig and berries is a machine, and like any machine, it needs to be run every so often so it doesn't seize up.

4.) You don't want your penis making all your decisions for you, trust me. You don't want your sex drive clouding your ability to make sound decisions, and it will. Masturbation gets that monkey off your back so you can seek out women of quality and not any ol' whore willing to spread for you.


TL;DR: Masturbation is healthy, and keeps your sex drive from taking over your head when you're just trying to live your life. Don't do it ten times a day like a pathetic self-indulgent drug addict, and you'll be fine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26339639


AC's 100% accurate about this, OP. Long as you don't over do it, it's all good, dude. Sex is a bonus in life. Just enjoy life to the fullest your way and if any sexual experiences come your way, just use your best judgement and you ought to be fine or better!
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Tell me what's bullshit, or sit and spin on that BS flag.
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You calling the guy Jack, when thats clearly not his name?
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It could be.
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Jack and Shit were in town. Jack and Shit got into an heated arguement. Shit slashed all four Jack's tires while Shit left down. Who's left in town? Sorry, that popped into my head suddenly when I saw that last bit. Had to share. lol
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Most habitual wankers suffer from premature ejaculation, and can't please a woman.
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Most habitual wankers suffer from premature ejaculation, and can't please a woman.
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People who never masturbate always suffer from premature ejaculation.

Also, statistically, the vast majority of males masturbate regularly, and have no problem pleasing their partners.
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is there any benefits of not doing it for a while? i heard women would be more attracted to you because youd have a high sex drive and they would notice that
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Oh what bullshit alot of that is, .vasaline. You're MUCH better being stuck masturbating for the rest of your life than to actually have a sex life of your own that goes beyond your dominate hand. Why you ask? Humanity is so diseased that it's almost guaranteed that you have sex with someone physically you'll catch at least ONE STD right then and there. To be a virgin is truly to be living the high life in the way of being pure, and healthy. One hasn't have to worry about ANY STD damages or worse. If you can find yourself a good clean virgin who's willing to start up a sex life with you, .vasaline, go for it. But I suggest you two have feelings for each other that's deeper than lustful. But then again that's just me. Good luck in your endeavors, .vasaline.
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This is true. I was with one woman my whole life, we met in high school. She left (mental problems), but I have a very full and happy life. If the right woman comes along I'll reconsider, but most women these days have slept around so much I have no respect for them and refuse to couple myself with a whore.
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Re: benefits of not masturbating for a while? not trolling I am actually serious.
If you want to waste semen so your body can go through the physically taxing process of creating more of this rich substance, then go for it. Then go eat your chemically deficient grains and carbohydrates and significant qualities of animal protein that lack the materials needed to rebuild such a complex system. Then lie to yourself and 'accept' your left-brain dominance and make things up about it being good and healthy for you.
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Look...if you don't off on a regular basis, your probably going to get the anal cancer. Just saying.
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If you want to waste semen so your body can go through the physically taxing process of creating more of this rich substance, then go for it. Then go eat your chemically deficient grains and carbohydrates and significant qualities of animal protein that lack the materials needed to rebuild such a complex system. Then lie to yourself and 'accept' your left-brain dominance and make things up about it being good and healthy for you.
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If having to create new semen fucked us up, we would not be able to have sex at all.

If you can have regular sex without killing yourself through fluid loss, you can certainly do the same with masturbation.
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If you want to waste semen so your body can go through the physically taxing process of creating more of this rich substance, then go for it. Then go eat your chemically deficient grains and carbohydrates and significant qualities of animal protein that lack the materials needed to rebuild such a complex system. Then lie to yourself and 'accept' your left-brain dominance and make things up about it being good and healthy for you.
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If having to create new semen fucked us up, we would not be able to have sex at all.

If you can have regular sex without killing yourself through fluid loss, you can certainly do the same with masturbation.
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I am at loss for words.
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is there any benefits of not doing it for a while? i heard women would be more attracted to you because youd have a high sex drive and they would notice that
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Oh what bullshit alot of that is, .vasaline. You're MUCH better being stuck masturbating for the rest of your life than to actually have a sex life of your own that goes beyond your dominate hand. Why you ask? Humanity is so diseased that it's almost guaranteed that you have sex with someone physically you'll catch at least ONE STD right then and there. To be a virgin is truly to be living the high life in the way of being pure, and healthy. One hasn't have to worry about ANY STD damages or worse. If you can find yourself a good clean virgin who's willing to start up a sex life with you, .vasaline, go for it. But I suggest you two have feelings for each other that's deeper than lustful. But then again that's just me. Good luck in your endeavors, .vasaline.
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This is true. I was with one woman my whole life, we met in high school. She left (mental problems), but I have a very full and happy life. If the right woman comes along I'll reconsider, but most women these days have slept around so much I have no respect for them and refuse to couple myself with a whore.
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Not to mention the whole "Bitch, you're fuckin' diseased now! Leave MY presence!" thing becomes more than apparent. Not many people are willing to put up with their potential life mate having slutted/whored around for so long that they've caught one or more STDs yet still want to have a sex life with you. To me that's just more sickening than having sex with a rotting corpse. It goes both ways for either gender too.

I remember how Big Pharma has had made MANY herpes and other STD pills to help control "outbreaks" but in the utmost tiniest of goddamn font sizes unless if you have one of this giant fuckin' flat screen TVs of course, which would say stuff like "It's still possible to pass your STD(s) to your sexual partners even while no outbreaks occur.". Which makes the whole point of the drugs 100% pointless! I really wish that there was an ethical way to force the diseased people to carry around literal papers letting EVREYONE around them to easily know exactly what they have illness wise. Sure it's just as easily argumented that such people have a right to their privacy but if they're proven to be sexually active with people, those of us who prefer to retain our virginity and or otherwise stay pure/disease free would absolutely LOVE to know these facts! Maybe that's a reason why STDs get spread so damn fast? Because of sheer ignorance.
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