Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 1,389 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 638,153
Pageviews Today: 833,592Threads Today: 161Posts Today: 3,504
08:01 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...

 
BADLY BRUSIED
User ID: 32010795
United States
01/12/2013 12:13 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
My grandmother takes her meds and drinks everynight while on her meds. She then beats me senseless with her walking cane and her shoes everynight before bedtime. I am 27yrs old and take care of my grandmother beause no one else will.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1585965
United States
01/12/2013 12:16 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
Good
Chris12138

User ID: 31656582
United States
01/12/2013 12:20 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...


cruise
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1277549
United States
01/12/2013 12:20 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
Send her to the home.

devil6

Laugh in her face as they drag her away to her room, never to be seen again by outsiders.
Iceman71

User ID: 30562605
United States
01/12/2013 12:33 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
thats hot
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 23754089
United States
01/12/2013 12:35 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
do you get a delayed beating with her pruned up saggy muffin tits after she swings?
ANHEDONIC

User ID: 26795689
United States
01/12/2013 12:43 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
Wear hockey equipment.... You'll handle those blows with ease!

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
ANHEDONIC

User ID: 26795689
United States
01/12/2013 12:45 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...


"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 12366656
United States
01/12/2013 12:53 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
Richard Eldrich again?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 26801296
United States
01/12/2013 06:45 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
...I hope she @ least reads U a bedtime story...lmao Now tell us the truth...How much mony is in the ol' broads bank account...?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2880698
United States
01/12/2013 07:30 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
When I was 7 my dad had to leave me at my grandma's house. First time ever. She kept whacking me with her cane as I tried to play quietly in the corner. I didn't know her well at all.

I got up, went to the kitchen, grabbed the biggest knife I could find and went back to playing after setting it on the floor in front of me.

She laughed and laughed. When my dad returned they both laughed. I was dead set on gutting the bitch if she hit me again. Either you got the fight in you or you're a pussy.

I've never backed down from a fight in my life and I reward disrespect with a serious ass kicking. I spent 6 months in the clink once for knocking a cop to the ground.

You just don't fuck with some people.
Anubis
§†€ªmþüñk

User ID: 25735337
01/12/2013 07:31 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
you like it.. don't you.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 30821361
Australia
01/12/2013 07:36 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
You deserve it she is a good woman take your beating boy
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31647010
United Kingdom
01/12/2013 07:37 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
When I was 7 my dad had to leave me at my grandma's house. First time ever. She kept whacking me with her cane as I tried to play quietly in the corner. I didn't know her well at all.

I got up, went to the kitchen, grabbed the biggest knife I could find and went back to playing after setting it on the floor in front of me.

She laughed and laughed. When my dad returned they both laughed. I was dead set on gutting the bitch if she hit me again. Either you got the fight in you or you're a pussy.

I've never backed down from a fight in my life and I reward disrespect with a serious ass kicking. I spent 6 months in the clink once for knocking a cop to the ground.

You just don't fuck with some people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2880698


you sound sweet

when you said 'house', you MEANT trailer, didn't you?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28615332
United States
01/12/2013 07:38 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
When I was 7 my dad had to leave me at my grandma's house. First time ever. She kept whacking me with her cane as I tried to play quietly in the corner. I didn't know her well at all.

I got up, went to the kitchen, grabbed the biggest knife I could find and went back to playing after setting it on the floor in front of me.

She laughed and laughed. When my dad returned they both laughed. I was dead set on gutting the bitch if she hit me again. Either you got the fight in you or you're a pussy.

I've never backed down from a fight in my life and I reward disrespect with a serious ass kicking. I spent 6 months in the clink once for knocking a cop to the ground.

You just don't fuck with some people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2880698


flexin' nutz on da innanet yo
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 32027342
United States
01/12/2013 08:30 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
87 huh? Won't be long before this is not an issue. Just saying.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2880698
United States
01/12/2013 08:32 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
When I was 7 my dad had to leave me at my grandma's house. First time ever. She kept whacking me with her cane as I tried to play quietly in the corner. I didn't know her well at all.

I got up, went to the kitchen, grabbed the biggest knife I could find and went back to playing after setting it on the floor in front of me.

She laughed and laughed. When my dad returned they both laughed. I was dead set on gutting the bitch if she hit me again. Either you got the fight in you or you're a pussy.

I've never backed down from a fight in my life and I reward disrespect with a serious ass kicking. I spent 6 months in the clink once for knocking a cop to the ground.

You just don't fuck with some people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2880698


flexin' nutz on da innanet yo
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28615332


Not flexing nuts. Telling real life scenarios to educate pushovers on how to man up and get some real nuts themselves. I'm not your typical GLP geek. I don't bullshit anyone. And while my example might seem extreme to the weaklings, it should still provide an example of how one should stand up for themselves instead of letting someone beat them.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 18645917
United States
01/12/2013 08:37 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
My grandmother takes her meds and drinks everynight while on her meds. She then beats me senseless with her walking cane and her shoes everynight before bedtime. I am 27yrs old and take care of my grandmother beause no one else will.
 Quoting: BADLY BRUSIED 32010795


Your grandmother does not know what she is doing. Call her Doctor immediately, just visit pharmacy, they will handle it. I went through this, and person was 87 years old..then doctor put her on meds for bi-polar. CANNOT drink. The drinking makes it worse. Please follow up on this. She could cause you serious damage, or worse.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31345634
Puerto Rico
01/12/2013 08:41 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
Wear hockey equipment.... You'll handle those blows with ease!
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


With thunderdome Gothic metal spikes they are much better .....
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 30938598
United States
01/12/2013 08:43 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
When I was 7 my dad had to leave me at my grandma's house. First time ever. She kept whacking me with her cane as I tried to play quietly in the corner. I didn't know her well at all.

I got up, went to the kitchen, grabbed the biggest knife I could find and went back to playing after setting it on the floor in front of me.

She laughed and laughed. When my dad returned they both laughed. I was dead set on gutting the bitch if she hit me again. Either you got the fight in you or you're a pussy.

I've never backed down from a fight in my life and I reward disrespect with a serious ass kicking. I spent 6 months in the clink once for knocking a cop to the ground.

You just don't fuck with some people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2880698


I may be only 3 feet tall, but if you mess with me I'll use your nuts as a punching bag...
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28388164
United States
01/12/2013 08:43 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
did you eat all the cheese?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31958679
United States
01/12/2013 08:44 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
hahahah one time my grandma hit me in the head with her shoe too when i was young!!!

HILARIOUS!!!!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 24068631
United States
01/12/2013 08:47 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
I remember peach tree limb switches, grounded in a LOCKED bedroom for days only let out for school and meals, mouth scrubbed out with soap...YOU DID NOT MESS WITH MY GRAM! lol..God love her I miss her so very very much. hf
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 5639761
United States
12/10/2014 09:00 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
thats hot
 Quoting: Iceman71


hesright
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 64630782
United States
12/10/2014 09:11 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
Do you tip her well after a particularly brutal beating? Good service deserves to be rewarded.
Wayfaring Stranger

User ID: 64287373
Canada
12/10/2014 09:14 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
She's ld and frail, how much can it hurt really?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 40296228
United States
12/10/2014 09:15 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
You hit me, I'ma knock you the fuck out, I don't care whose grandma you are.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 13491182
Spain
12/10/2014 09:28 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
My grandmother takes her meds and drinks everynight while on her meds. She then beats me senseless with her walking cane and her shoes everynight before bedtime. I am 27yrs old and take care of my grandmother beause no one else will.
 Quoting: BADLY BRUSIED 32010795

Slap her or call the police
Red Red Whine

User ID: 63178517
Australia
12/10/2014 09:33 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
Hide the cane and her shoes before she starts drinking.
Archmond
User ID: 24059095
Brazil
12/10/2014 09:34 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
OP -> spank
JustChilling

User ID: 62093048
United States
12/10/2014 09:35 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...
My grandmother takes her meds and drinks everynight while on her meds. She then beats me senseless with her walking cane and her shoes everynight before bedtime. I am 27yrs old and take care of my grandmother beause no one else will.
 Quoting: BADLY BRUSIED 32010795


Hide her cane & shoes. Problem solved....

Oh, and hide all the knives, she'll be real pissed you hid her cane & shoes...

News