I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect? | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 32008174 01/12/2013 01:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect? In about 5 days you will shit a massive painful brick of cheesy poopy. It will be a log of epic proportions that you will have to break if you hope to flush the thing without clogging. Fat fucker! I bet you drive a nice Rascal scooter as well. Do you huff and puff while taking a poopy, does it cause you to sweat? |
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| simultaneous_final User ID: 31759745 01/12/2013 01:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect? CONSTIPATION. You should expect constipation. BUT... Eat a big salad--with lots of chick peas, onions and lettuce. You'll before shitting for God and Country in no time. A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum. |
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| SpaceCommand User ID: 1009022 01/12/2013 06:07 AM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect? Contentment? Maybe sweet dreams...... "With an eye made quiet by the power of harmony and the deep power of joy, we see into the life of things." William Wordsworth And yet the same revolutionary beliefs for which our forebears fought are still at issue around the globe—the belief that the rights of man come not from the generosity of the state, but from the hand of God. John F. Kennedy Inaugural Address |
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| BOWMAN User ID: 17865384 01/12/2013 06:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect? You may feel the need to step outside for air after "allegedly" consuming that much cheese food product. ------ "And I understood that in an age where there was so much ego, because of the camera, that it was very important to look for that kind of player, ... I began to look for the kind of player that doesn't need his ego fed by stardom, but will do what he's supposed to do because he knows the game and loves the game, and will do the job the right way even if someone else gets the glory." ~ Bill Belichick ------------------------------------- Pale Blue Dot [link to www.youtube.com] 2001: A Floyd Odyssey [link to www.youtube.com] Who's In Control? [link to www.youtube.com] |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 2880698 01/12/2013 06:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect? You can expect cancer. In china they are disgusted by dairy products. They think westerners infatuation with consuming bovine mammary gland secretions is insane. As a result their breast cancer and colon cancer rates are almost zero. All over the world 'cancer' is considered the rich persons disease. It's the foods you choose to eat. Dairy products cause cancer. Vetted medical fact. |
| Bowyn Aerrow User ID: 30930370 01/12/2013 09:08 AM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect? You can expect cancer. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2880698 In china they are disgusted by dairy products. They think westerners infatuation with consuming bovine mammary gland secretions is insane. As a result their breast cancer and colon cancer rates are almost zero. All over the world 'cancer' is considered the rich persons disease. It's the foods you choose to eat. Dairy products cause cancer. Vetted medical fact. To a very small degree milk (dairy) products are the cause. The real underlying cause is that they eat far less red meats (beef) and more veg and rice and white meats (fish, chicken and pork). And the Chinese do like their cheeses. However they tend to favor soft curd over hard curd cheeses. They also rely more on goats and similar critters for their milk than for cattle (cows, bovines). They also prefer 'fresh' cheese (barely aged) over aged cheeses. Aged cheeses have more flavor, but also have a lot of other interesting chemical changes over time which make them a bit harder to digest than soft curd. They also use far less hormones, and other injected chemicals in their dairy animals. And then there is yogurt. Chinese pretty much invented that and frozen yogurt and Ice cream. "My Dog, its full of fleas!" -David Bowwow “A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on. A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on.” - William S. Burroughs |
| NuckingFutZ User ID: 31853274 01/12/2013 09:11 AM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect? You`re a goner ![]() Last Edited by NuckingFutZ on 01/12/2013 09:14 AM Coulda.... Shoulda.... Woulda.... The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. 2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. 3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. 4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. 6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever. |
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| NuckingFutZ User ID: 31853274 01/12/2013 07:34 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect? lol, I love that clip! "Have you been up all night eating cheese?" "I think I'm blind." Hahahaa yeah, so true to life ! Coulda.... Shoulda.... Woulda.... The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. 2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. 3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. 4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. 6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever. |
| ParadigmShift User ID: 31231991 01/12/2013 09:56 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect? "He is a heretic who does not believe what the Roman Hierarchy teaches. --A heretic merits the pains of fire. --By the Gospel, the canons, civil law, and custom."--148, 169 Humble and obedient. Calls herself “the handmaid of the Lord.” The Pope officially gave Mary the title “Queen of Heaven” and established a feast day honoring Mary, Queen of Heaven. Wiccans call their goddess the “Queen of Heaven”. “The Pope is not only the representative of Jesus Christ, but he is Jesus Christ, Himself, hidden under the veil of human flesh.” — Catholic National, July 1895. |
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