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I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect?

 
MILD CHEDDER
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I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect?
And I'm about to go to bed...
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Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect?
Dont expect a damn thing for several days !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect?
And I'm about to go to bed...
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With the money you are going to save on toilet paper go buy some Metamucil.
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Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect?
A thousand terrible things.
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Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect?
In about 5 days you will shit a massive painful brick of cheesy poopy. It will be a log of epic proportions that you will have to break if you hope to flush the thing without clogging.
Fat fucker! I bet you drive a nice Rascal scooter as well.
Do you huff and puff while taking a poopy, does it cause you to sweat?
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Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect?
I see hemorrhoids in your future.
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Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect?
CONSTIPATION. You should expect constipation.

BUT...

Eat a big salad--with lots of chick peas, onions and lettuce. You'll before shitting for God and Country in no time.
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Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect?
Talk about shitting bricks ohno
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Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect?
I'll kick you in the balls while you sleep
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Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect?
a cheesy shit
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Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect?
And I'm about to go to bed...
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Yellow poop
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And I'm about to go to bed...
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Contentment?

Maybe sweet dreams......
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Lincoln's economic advisor Henry C. Carey explained the universal issue in his 1851 Harmony of Interests:

"Two systems are before the world.... One looks to pauperism, ignorance, depopulation, and barbarism; the other to increasing wealth, comfort, intelligence, combination of action, and civilization. One looks towards universal war; the other towards universal peace. One is the English system; the other ... the American system, for ... elevating while equalizing the condition of man throughout the world."
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Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect?
You will suffer the WORST nightmare of your life! Such unspeakable horror! A terror from which you shall never escape! You will dream you married MY EX-WIFE!
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You will suffer the WORST nightmare of your life! Such unspeakable horror! A terror from which you shall never escape! You will dream you married MY EX-WIFE!
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Explosionz in your butts.
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Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect?
You should buy some depends for the anal leakage
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Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect?
You may feel the need to step outside for air after "allegedly" consuming that much cheese food product.


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Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect?
Hopefully you will die you greedy bastard you don't deserve to breath air!
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Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect?
You need a Campari and soda.
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Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect?
Hopefully you will die you greedy bastard you don't deserve to breath air!
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Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect?
You can expect cancer.

In china they are disgusted by dairy products. They think westerners infatuation with consuming bovine mammary gland secretions is insane.

As a result their breast cancer and colon cancer rates are almost zero. All over the world 'cancer' is considered the rich persons disease. It's the foods you choose to eat. Dairy products cause cancer. Vetted medical fact.
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Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect?
You can expect cancer.

In china they are disgusted by dairy products. They think westerners infatuation with consuming bovine mammary gland secretions is insane.

As a result their breast cancer and colon cancer rates are almost zero. All over the world 'cancer' is considered the rich persons disease. It's the foods you choose to eat. Dairy products cause cancer. Vetted medical fact.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2880698


To a very small degree milk (dairy) products are the cause.

The real underlying cause is that they eat far less red meats (beef) and more veg and rice and white meats (fish, chicken and pork).

And the Chinese do like their cheeses. However they tend to favor soft curd over hard curd cheeses. They also rely more on goats and similar critters for their milk than for cattle (cows, bovines). They also prefer 'fresh' cheese (barely aged) over aged cheeses. Aged cheeses have more flavor, but also have a lot of other interesting chemical changes over time which make them a bit harder to digest than soft curd.

They also use far less hormones, and other injected chemicals in their dairy animals.


And then there is yogurt. Chinese pretty much invented that and frozen yogurt and Ice cream.
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You`re a goner 1rof1laugh

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Expect THIS!

headlessch <--- YOU!!!

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Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect?
i sense a caning on the horizon...

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Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect?
constipation
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Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect?
You should expect to have to
take 1 pound of ex-lax, and shove twenty
suppositories up yer hynie.
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You`re a goner 1rof1laugh
 Quoting: NuckingFutZ


lol, I love that clip!

"Have you been up all night eating cheese?"

"I think I'm blind."
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You`re a goner 1rof1laugh
 Quoting: NuckingFutZ


lol, I love that clip!

"Have you been up all night eating cheese?"

"I think I'm blind."
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Hahahaa yeah, so true to life ! rockon
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You should buy some depends for the anal leakage
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Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect?
CONSTIPATION

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