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Fucking IRS pushing the date of my God damn refund processing to Jan 30th.

 
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Fucking IRS pushing the date of my God damn refund processing to Jan 30th.
*old man sigh* I wake up this morning to make a courtesy check on TurboTax after submitting my tax return very early, and discover the date has been pushed back even further to Jan 30th this year.

God damn it......I could truly use those federal reserve notes.

I haven't been involved in much research on any subject matter lately, but am enjoying myself with my wife as I see these as the last years/months of freedom, and one day, it will be taken away.

What the hell happened this year for them to keep pushing back the date?
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What's the big rush?
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What's the big rush?
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I want my garnered funds returned to me?
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why do you lend the gov money at zero interest all year long?

adjust your W-4 so at the end of the year you owe them $5
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Here's a clue: Have more deductions taken out of your paycheck every pay period so that you always owe them, not the other way around. Why do you want to give the government an interest-free loan anyway?
"It is no measure of mental health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
“It is not reasonable to assume that manipulation of the immune system through an increasing number of vaccinations during critical periods of brain development will not result in adverse neurodevelopmental outcomes.”
'Austerity' is the term and policy used to impose collective punishment on the many for the outrageous banking crimes of a few.
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What's the big rush?
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I want my garnered funds returned to me?
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Do you not have any bank or investment capital gains to claim? The law says those pieces of information must be in the mail by Jan 30, which is probably why the IRS is making you wait...
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Consider yourself lucky.

I heard instead of refund checks, the govt will issue credits towards other govt stuff.
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Don't get me started with what can be done with that subject matter, I am aware of it, and would rather err on the side of caution - I will not risk prying eyes looking over the income. Not worth the risk.

Rather fly under the radar.
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Here's a clue: Have more deductions taken out of your paycheck every pay period so that you always owe them, not the other way around. Why do you want to give the government an interest-free loan anyway?
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Most people don't want to owe, but to get as close to zero as possible give you more of your own money to live on during the year...but most people use their refund as a savings account because they lack the discipline to actually save money themselves.
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Here's a clue: Have more deductions taken out of your paycheck every pay period so that you always owe them, not the other way around. Why do you want to give the government an interest-free loan anyway?
 Quoting: John Nash


Most people don't want to owe, but to get as close to zero as possible give you more of your own money to live on during the year...but most people use their refund as a savings account because they lack the discipline to actually save money themselves.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Yeah, most people are stupid, too.
"It is no measure of mental health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
“It is not reasonable to assume that manipulation of the immune system through an increasing number of vaccinations during critical periods of brain development will not result in adverse neurodevelopmental outcomes.”
'Austerity' is the term and policy used to impose collective punishment on the many for the outrageous banking crimes of a few.
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Consider yourself lucky.

I heard instead of refund checks, the govt will issue credits towards other govt stuff.
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Heresy and speculation truly carry no weight with me, or conjecture for that matter. Furnish some evidence, or something I can investigate on my own.
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Here's a clue: Have more deductions taken out of your paycheck every pay period so that you always owe them, not the other way around. Why do you want to give the government an interest-free loan anyway?
 Quoting: John Nash


Most people don't want to owe, but to get as close to zero as possible give you more of your own money to live on during the year...but most people use their refund as a savings account because they lack the discipline to actually save money themselves.
 Quoting: BRIEF


I've simply grown accustomed to filing early, being done with it, and receiving the return early - been doing so for a decade. I wanted to know what made this year the exception, excluding the re-election of Pontifex Maximus Obama - anything else?
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It is because of the cliff thing ... IRS had to wait to see what new crappola was coming down the pike.
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It is because of the cliff thing ... IRS had to wait to see what new crappola was coming down the pike.
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I truly despise lingering over anything. Oh well, I cannot affect a change. I'll simply set it aside, and forget about it until comes to pass. I prefer to be efficient, and have matters in order.

Thank you for the your time, folks. Apologizes for being grumpy, when your health deteriorates, as does your emotional control, atleast, for some.
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are you so poor that you cant wait a few extra days.?
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Why even put yourself at the mercy of those criminals?
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you are old and never learned to not live check to check ? Ate a lot of ice cream with lead sprinkles , didnt ya ?
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And yes I get money back due too pay structuring, they take 6000 on average away from someone like brief and send it too me. thanks brief for being such a good hard charging tax donkey that 78,000 in tax credits so far has come in right handy ).
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LOL!

Charming,
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you are old and never learned to not live check to check ? Ate a lot of ice cream with lead sprinkles , didnt ya ?
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Yes, Internet Marketing is causing me to have no means of sustenance.

*rolls eyes*

Go back to your mind-control video games.
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Here's a clue: Have more deductions taken out of your paycheck every pay period so that you always owe them, not the other way around. Why do you want to give the government an interest-free loan anyway?
 Quoting: John Nash


Most people don't want to owe, but to get as close to zero as possible give you more of your own money to live on during the year...but most people use their refund as a savings account because they lack the discipline to actually save money themselves.
 Quoting: BRIEF


I've simply grown accustomed to filing early, being done with it, and receiving the return early - been doing so for a decade. I wanted to know what made this year the exception, excluding the re-election of Pontifex Maximus Obama - anything else?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20598745


We filed our taxes through Turbo Tax too, and we were 'told' (read) that it wouldn't be processed until the 15th. If it takes 2 weeks, at the least, to get the check back to you then the 30th is actually on time.

What I find messed up is that we only paid in about $2k, and after deductions and all that we're getting over $5k. Granted, we have a kid and we're dead broke and could use it, it's still not fair to get back more than we put in.
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Here's a clue: Have more deductions taken out of your paycheck every pay period so that you always owe them, not the other way around. Why do you want to give the government an interest-free loan anyway?
 Quoting: John Nash


Most people don't want to owe, but to get as close to zero as possible give you more of your own money to live on during the year...but most people use their refund as a savings account because they lack the discipline to actually save money themselves.
 Quoting: BRIEF


I've simply grown accustomed to filing early, being done with it, and receiving the return early - been doing so for a decade. I wanted to know what made this year the exception, excluding the re-election of Pontifex Maximus Obama - anything else?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20598745


We filed our taxes through Turbo Tax too, and we were 'told' (read) that it wouldn't be processed until the 15th. If it takes 2 weeks, at the least, to get the check back to you then the 30th is actually on time.

What I find messed up is that we only paid in about $2k, and after deductions and all that we're getting over $5k. Granted, we have a kid and we're dead broke and could use it, it's still not fair to get back more than we put in.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28604765

another do
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Here's a clue: Have more deductions taken out of your paycheck every pay period so that you always owe them, not the other way around. Why do you want to give the government an interest-free loan anyway?
 Quoting: John Nash


Most people don't want to owe, but to get as close to zero as possible give you more of your own money to live on during the year...but most people use their refund as a savings account because they lack the discipline to actually save money themselves.
 Quoting: BRIEF


I've simply grown accustomed to filing early, being done with it, and receiving the return early - been doing so for a decade. I wanted to know what made this year the exception, excluding the re-election of Pontifex Maximus Obama - anything else?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20598745


We filed our taxes through Turbo Tax too, and we were 'told' (read) that it wouldn't be processed until the 15th. If it takes 2 weeks, at the least, to get the check back to you then the 30th is actually on time.

What I find messed up is that we only paid in about $2k, and after deductions and all that we're getting over $5k. Granted, we have a kid and we're dead broke and could use it, it's still not fair to get back more than we put in.
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Spread the wealth!

It's not just income tax. There are others like payroll tax (Medicare, SS, etc).

[link to www.pgpf.org]
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Re: Fucking IRS pushing the date of my God damn refund processing to Jan 30th.
*old man sigh* I wake up this morning to make a courtesy check on TurboTax after submitting my tax return very early, and discover the date has been pushed back even further to Jan 30th this year.

God damn it......I could truly use those federal reserve notes.

I haven't been involved in much research on any subject matter lately, but am enjoying myself with my wife as I see these as the last years/months of freedom, and one day, it will be taken away.

What the hell happened this year for them to keep pushing back the date?
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Go away trash mouth individual, hope you owe this year. You sure won't receive anything from God with that mouth of yours, so I guess all you have is the government(hahaha)
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Re: Fucking IRS pushing the date of my God damn refund processing to Jan 30th.
*old man sigh* I wake up this morning to make a courtesy check on TurboTax after submitting my tax return very early, and discover the date has been pushed back even further to Jan 30th this year.

God damn it......I could truly use those federal reserve notes.

I haven't been involved in much research on any subject matter lately, but am enjoying myself with my wife as I see these as the last years/months of freedom, and one day, it will be taken away.

What the hell happened this year for them to keep pushing back the date?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20598745


Go away trash mouth individual, hope you owe this year. You sure won't receive anything from God with that mouth of yours, so I guess all you have is the government(hahaha)
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fuck off and die you bible humping jesus felcher
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This is what you fucking get for letting the government be your savings account manager.

I hope they delay it forever so you can see what it's like to get really fucked like the rich.
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Most people don't want to owe, but to get as close to zero as possible give you more of your own money to live on during the year...but most people use their refund as a savings account because they lack the discipline to actually save money themselves.
 Quoting: BRIEF


I've simply grown accustomed to filing early, being done with it, and receiving the return early - been doing so for a decade. I wanted to know what made this year the exception, excluding the re-election of Pontifex Maximus Obama - anything else?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20598745


We filed our taxes through Turbo Tax too, and we were 'told' (read) that it wouldn't be processed until the 15th. If it takes 2 weeks, at the least, to get the check back to you then the 30th is actually on time.

What I find messed up is that we only paid in about $2k, and after deductions and all that we're getting over $5k. Granted, we have a kid and we're dead broke and could use it, it's still not fair to get back more than we put in.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28604765


Spread the wealth!

It's not just income tax. There are others like payroll tax (Medicare, SS, etc).

[link to www.pgpf.org]
 Quoting: AlcoholicRunner


We'll be spreading it to the car company, the insurance companies, utility companies, and to the grocery store.

I will be rich one day, as God as my witness, and I've got a notebook filled with Philanthropic ideas.

1) Free Breakfast/Lunch/Dinner 7 days a week to children under 16
2) Paying bills for teachers, stocking classrooms in low-income areas
3) Utility bill payments for low-income families during Summer/Winter
4) Funding No-Kill animal shelters
5) Medical bill payments for Veterans
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Use federal reserve notes and incur an Irrecusable obligation. The puzzle is complete!!!
A Banksters defeatism (realization of defeat) nightmare, Being forced to Return to Real Money=United States Note=Lawful Money, Use the Remedy within the Federal Reserve Act. Redeemed 12USC411, Refusal Penalty 12USC501a [link to savingtosuitorsclub.net] Stop being a Slave!!!!!! This is Tax Free Money!!!!!! [link to stormthunder.com]
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Irrecusable obligation, which according to 'Bouvier's Law Dictionary' (1914 ed.), is "a term used to indicate a certain class of contractual obligations recognized by the law which are imposed upon a person without his consent and without regard to any act of his own." This is distinguished from a recusable obligation, which according to Bouvier, arises from a voluntary act by which one incurs the obligation imposed by the operation of law. The Income Tax succinctly described is an irrecusable obligation.
The obligation to make a return of income for using private credit is recognized in law as an irrecusable obligation. The voluntary use of private credit is the condition precedent, which imposes the irrecusable obligation to file a tax return. If private credit is not used or rejected, then the operation of law, which imposes the irrecusable obligation lies dormant and cannot apply.
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The IRS had my electronic tax return on January 30th, 2014, accepted it a couple days later. My state return came but no federal return. February 10th i donated to a not left organization, February 25th I get a letter from the IRS they are reviewing my tax form. The 1040ez form, one W2, no deductions no business income, the letter says to wait 60 days before contacting them. The 25th of April is 60 days, unless they don't count weekends. It is the 21st and no refund, I can't even talk to a real person. The IRS is fucked and should be sent the way of the dinosaurs. They owe me almost $5000 it was the EZ form how fucking long does it take for those commies to check out one W2? I want a public hanging of all in charge. I want the IRS gone like i want Obama and Holder gone.
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why do you lend the gov money at zero interest all year long?

adjust your W-4 so at the end of the year you owe them $5
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