I've decided to be a libtard for a few hours - ask me any questions

I come from a long line of slave owners, would you like to be my slave?

How do you do?

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Last Edited by Astral Plane Ranger on 01/12/2013 10:22 AM

Hold on, I read that wrong at first. You should join me in collective shame. Hand over all your belongings to the local projects please and you will sleep better tonight.

As a libtard would you be willing to experiment with a same sex relationship?

Not too bad thank you. I have recently been out collecting groceries for people on benefits. I think it's a violation of their human rights to pull them away from the TV in order for them to feed their children.

I also apologised to them profusely for our collective shame in oppressing them.

As a libtard, how does it feel to participate in destroying the greatest country in the history nof the world and with it mankind's best and only hope of lasting peacem freedom and prosperity?

I think it's about time that normal heterosexual relationships were made illegal to be honest.

I think it's no coincidence that crime against our gay and coloured comrades have soared over the centuries while there have been so many heterosexuals.

As a heterosexual white male I live in perpetual shame.

Ah, you must be a 1%er tea party banking sympathiser.

You see, one thing I learned in college that mummy and daddy paid for after their disposed of their shareholdings is that money is bad.

If you all were stripped of your possessions and forced to live equally, there would be peace. Obviously my family and friends would need to be in charge to monitor this, so we would live separately from you in our mansions for your own good.

OP, awesome thread. There is some serious guilt and shame to be partaking in, thanks for stepping up! Hmmm, maybe I should rethink my Gadsden flag license plate...might suggest oppression against all those already oppressed minorities and ex-slaves from 200 yrs ago.
And PS- How does it make you feel that my 20 month old is now acting out your avatar???

I have guns for sport. Care to comment?

Op- care to comment on the obvious discrimination against overweight people by the sidewalk contractors?
Thread: Enormous" woman plunges through New York City sidewalk -

Do you think that our current economic situation is improving or getting worse?

I would say that it's a sign that your baby belongs with new parents. Preferably a homosexual couple who won't condition them into normal behaviour.

I think you need some counselling and reconditioning.

You will soon come to see how your beliefs are incorrect.

The contractors are clearly breaking every single law known to hupersonkind. I would say that they should be driven out of business as punishment.

It'll get better..

JUST AS LONG AS OBAMA'S IN CHARGE.

You see, here's a REAL man who knows what people really need. Nations of the world are crying out to be disarmed, DNA registered and taxed heavily for the good of hupersonkind.