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Annual Callout for Predictiontards: Predict the Super Bowl Teams or STFU for the WHOLE FUCKING YEAR!

 
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Annual Callout for Predictiontards: Predict the Super Bowl Teams or STFU for the WHOLE FUCKING YEAR!
That's fair isn't it? If you're unable to predict something as simple as this -- an outcome in a known cultural event that will take place on a definite day and time -- then you probably should't be fiddling with comparatively more complex events like earthquakes, sun doom, antichrists, and WW3.

jus' sayin' s226


Want to earn a following for yourself? Think you know something that no one else knows because you're really something special? Well, here's your annual chance to prove it.

It's this simple:

You are to name the two teams that will play in the Super Bowl.

For your correct prediction, you will receive one internet point. You can also receive an additional internet bonus point if you call the score in the Super Bowl, and two internet bonus points if you call an unusual event -- mundane or significant -- that occurs *** DURING *** the Super Bowl.

For the predictiontards that do not watch sports or care about the NFL, one team each from the AFC and NFC will play in the Super Bowl. The following eight teams will play each other in "sudden death" (one game) playoffs starting this weekend. The winners of this round will advance to their divisional championships the next weekend. The two final teams of that round will play in the Super Bowl.

Listed below are the potential teams for 2013 (Super Bowl XLVII).

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To be clear, predictiontards, your job is to:

1) predict the two final teams that will play in the Super Bowl
and receive ONE internet point; these teams will be decided on January 20

2) call the score in the Super Bowl for ONE additional internet point
Super Bowl XLVII is in New Orleans on February 3

3) call an event *** relative to the game, meaning it has to be televised in the game itself ***
that happens during the Super Bowl for TWO additional internet points
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AFC teams

New England Patriots
Baltimore Ravens
Houston Texans
Denver Broncos


NFC teams

Washington Redskins
Greenbay Packers
Atlanta Falcons
San Francisco 49ers



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Saturday playoffs
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Ravens @ Broncos
Packers @ 49ers


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Sunday playoffs
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Seahawks @ Falcons
Texans @ Patriots


If you make the right call, chances are I'll ignore your dumbazz doom predictions anyway -- depends on how entertaining you make it -- but, here's the good news: at least I will have wasted some of your time.

Good luck!

drevil



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Ravens v. Redskins
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All you prediction deniers are all the same...


Antipredicitiontards!
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I'm thinking: Green Bay/Denver
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All you prediction deniers are all the same...


Antipredicitiontards!
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wave
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I'm thinking: Green Bay/Denver
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ok, mindreaders welcome too

xmit
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Ravens v. Redskins
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definitely a bold call with RGIII --btw, my fav new QB -- on the sideline

horn
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If the aliens told me that I would be a rich from sport betting. I just asked though and they said Jacksonville and Kansas City guess they know shit about football those teams arent even in the playoffs!
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maybe they thought you said, "Snoozer Bowl"
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bump for commercial break

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Ravens beat Seagulls in Superbowl

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Ravens beat Seagulls in Superbowl

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Patriots 31 packers 17 + new commercials.

And even a commercial that mentions the fiscal cliff or economy.
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Patriots 31 packers 17 + new commercials.

And even a commercial that mentions the fiscal cliff or economy.
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going for all the internet points like a jedi would! i like your style!

yoda
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Broncos over Ravens
Pats over Texans
Hawks over Falcons
49 over Pack

Broncos over Pats
Hawks over 49

Broncos over Hawks

No predictions, hoping it goes down this way.
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SEAHAWKS VS DENVER.
31-28
THE BRONCOS MISS THE GAME WINNING FEILD GOAL

im not saying i can predict shit but i thought i would take a shot at the question
seahawks win by 3 due to a missed feild goal

that would be some crazy shit if i was right lol
again im not claiming i can predict shit
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Broncos over Ravens
Pats over Texans
Hawks over Falcons
49 over Pack

Broncos over Pats
Hawks over 49

Broncos over Hawks

No predictions, hoping it goes down this way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4911752


logical. i can see it this way :)
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SEAHAWKS VS DENVER.
31-28
THE BRONCOS MISS THE GAME WINNING FEILD GOAL

im not saying i can predict shit but i thought i would take a shot at the question
seahawks win by 3 due to a missed feild goal

that would be some crazy shit if i was right lol
again im not claiming i can predict shit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20063594


very precise. if the broncos lose like that, i'll call you yoda. otherwise you must, too, learn of the force, luke


(i can't predict shit either -- just thought this would be an interesting experiment)

yoda
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NYG vs Sanfrancisco Nyg wins 24 to 17.
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NYG vs Sanfrancisco Nyg wins 24 to 17.
 Quoting: Northman


pigskins will certainly fly when the ny football giants play the 49ers in a superbowl -- but i would definitely buy tickets to that one

rockon
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I'm cheering for my falcons.

Sea hawks are playing us tomorrow at the Georgia dome. They will have to bring their A game if they want to beat us coming off a 2 week rest. Rodney White is back at 100% too, so I am seeing the falcons win at least tomorrow's game.
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The teams will be The Disembowlers and The Burglesnarts.

The score will be 432 to 27,563, in favor of the Burglesnarts.

Lord Dracon will collapse during the the 5th parsec, due to massive constipation.

Wait, did you mean the Superbowl on Earth, or Omicron Persei 8?
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I'm cheering for my falcons.

Sea hawks are playing us tomorrow at the Georgia dome. They will have to bring their A game if they want to beat us coming off a 2 week rest. Rodney White is back at 100% too, so I am seeing the falcons win at least tomorrow's game.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28822130


roger that. if the falcons win, care to predict who they'll play next: texans or pats?

:)
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Ravens v. Redskins
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31893824

definitely a bold call with RGIII --btw, my fav new QB -- on the sideline

horn
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It really is a bold all since they lost last week.
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I'm sticking with my week 1 picks of Texans vs 49ers.

The hottest teams though are Seattle and Denver.
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The teams will be The Disembowlers and The Burglesnarts.

The score will be 432 to 27,563, in favor of the Burglesnarts.

Lord Dracon will collapse during the the 5th parsec, due to massive constipation.

Wait, did you mean the Superbowl on Earth, or Omicron Persei 8?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31967750


my mistake -- earth for this thread, but i'd def like to get a glimpse of the mascots & cheerleaders of the Burglesnarts and Disembowlers

apologies for the confusion. carry on

ufo56
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Ravens v. Redskins
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definitely a bold call with RGIII --btw, my fav new QB -- on the sideline

horn
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It really is a bold all since they lost last week.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31980782


and?

cool2
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Patriots 31 packers 17 + new commercials.

And even a commercial that mentions the fiscal cliff or economy.
 Quoting: andawg221


going for all the internet points like a jedi would! i like your style!

yoda
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But knowing I'll miss most if not all, I'll quit predicting stuff!
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I'm cheering for my falcons.

Sea hawks are playing us tomorrow at the Georgia dome. They will have to bring their A game if they want to beat us coming off a 2 week rest. Rodney White is back at 100% too, so I am seeing the falcons win at least tomorrow's game.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28822130


roger that. if the falcons win, care to predict who they'll play next: texans or pats?

:)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28388164


Texans are really good this year and the patriots have been quite sloppy.

I am going to say Texans

If the Falcons win they will probably play the 49ers. I have not been watching the 49ers this year, so I can not predict if they will beat the falcons.

If the superbowl is the Falcons v Texans... I will have to with Texans. The Falcons aren't performing like the Texans this year.
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NYG vs Sanfrancisco Nyg wins 24 to 17.
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the Giants didn't even make the playoffs.

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