EPA to Outlaw Many Wood Burning Stoves

Burning wood warms a person many times...

When you cut down, limb and cut to stove lengths.
When you drag and stack the limbs.
When you load and haul it.
When you split and stack it..

And finally, when you put it in the stove.

You guys are putting me to work AGAIN!
Every time I read one of these stinking EPA threads
I have to go out and collect a six foot pile of brush.
(I have plenty, enough for years and years of burning)
Then I cover it with used motor oil.
(I'm running low on that)

Then I fill the air with smoke, smoke, smoke.

My goal is to raise the Earth's temperature 5 degrees.
The winters up here in the mountains are COLD!

I realize global warming is bullshit,
but I can dream, can't I?

Al, is that you, you cocksucker?

Wood stove are the only thing that works in a power outage so spare me the freeze to death can't cook or warm up anything to eat and dry my clothes TECHNOLOGICAL ATTITUDE towards your own death pal.

Your ass is grass and your dead in the winter without power.

Ours are toasty roasty warm while we cook our suppers
and wake to our morning Coffee's.

Techno's are dead just waiting for their next natural disaster and power failure.

I'll go throw another log on the fireplace just for you right now.

I fear you're wasting your time with these folks putting their sole faith in public utilities.

These are the same types who wait for heavy weather or even natural disaster to hit, then yell about the government not rescuing and providing for them quickly enough.

It is quite telling.

When I shit I make even more logs for my woodstove!