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I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!

 
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I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
Prove me wrong and broadcast the douchess giving birth live on TV, so we can analyze, and maybe verify, but until then - I call hoax!
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
I think Kate is a hoax herself. She looks so old.
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
Prove me wrong and broadcast the douchess giving birth live on TV, so we can analyze, and maybe verify, but until then - I call hoax!
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Ha Ha full of shit you are ha ha. Not a royal fan but bullshit
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
Prove me wrong and broadcast the douchess giving birth live on TV, so we can analyze, and maybe verify, but until then - I call hoax!
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Ha Ha full of shit you are ha ha. Not a royal fan but bullshit
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I'm not a fan either, I like them though, but it's almost too abvious that it is a hoax.
Give me a frontview of that Kate squeezing out an ape and I might shall stand corrected.
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
Prove me wrong and broadcast the douchess giving birth live on TV, so we can analyze, and maybe verify, but until then - I call hoax!
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I agree I think she ate a sandwich
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
The pregnancy was obviously induced by IVF treatment to conceive a child for the summer solstice.
It was concieved on a planitary alignment, just like all the rest of the royals.
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
Prove me wrong and broadcast the douchess giving birth live on TV, so we can analyze, and maybe verify, but until then - I call hoax!
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This thought has crossed my mind already.

She doesn't have a "pregnant female" persona. She's sooo fake and in the past 2/3 days she was skiing in Switzerland.

A pregnant woman skiing??? Yeah riiiight....

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03/03/2013 08:34 AM
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
no bump, no nothing, a baby will be produced but whose?
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03/03/2013 08:36 AM
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
i am no royalist but putin

she does look older than her years though - mostly because of the black eyeliner

ladies - it looks good on nobody. merely makes you look piggy eyed, older and tired


why women continue to slap it on is a mystery



i am a makeup artist, i know this shit



oh. digress much? banana2
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
Woah! no shitz sherlock.
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
They are using a surrogate so they can genetically engineer the babies.

Twins.

One Female. One Male.
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
Kate's pregnancy is the one the most boring thing in recent times to hear and read about. Mind you, don't say that to anyone. Like Orwell said, unfashionable opinions never get a fair hearing.
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
Prove me wrong and broadcast the douchess giving birth live on TV, so we can analyze, and maybe verify, but until then - I call hoax!
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This thought has crossed my mind already.

She doesn't have a "pregnant female" persona. She's sooo fake and in the past 2/3 days she was skiing in Switzerland.

A pregnant woman skiing??? Yeah riiiight....
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


Standing around at a ski resort != skiing.
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
Kate's pregnancy is the one the most boring thing in recent times to hear and read about. Mind you, don't say that to anyone. Like Orwell said, unfashionable opinions never get a fair hearing.
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she should have the birth live on PPV! maybe we'll get to see her perineum go?
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
A lot of women don't show for many months.

I would be happy to impregnate her if she needs some super sperm.

You people are nuts if you don't think Kate is super hot.
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
Prove me wrong and broadcast the douchess giving birth live on TV, so we can analyze, and maybe verify, but until then - I call hoax!
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Ha Ha full of shit you are ha ha. Not a royal fan but bullshit
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I'm not a fan either, I like them though, but it's almost too abvious that it is a hoax.
Give me a frontview of that Kate squeezing out an ape and I might shall stand corrected.
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So basically you offer an impossible position to defend or argue against as you'd obviously never get your proof. Why not give us some credible evidence as to why its a hoax.
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
Prove me wrong and broadcast the douchess giving birth live on TV, so we can analyze, and maybe verify, but until then - I call hoax!
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This thought has crossed my mind already.

She doesn't have a "pregnant female" persona. She's sooo fake and in the past 2/3 days she was skiing in Switzerland.

A pregnant woman skiing??? Yeah riiiight....
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That's not skiiing
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
Prove me wrong and broadcast the douchess giving birth live on TV, so we can analyze, and maybe verify, but until then - I call hoax!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32088111


This thought has crossed my mind already.

She doesn't have a "pregnant female" persona. She's sooo fake and in the past 2/3 days she was skiing in Switzerland.

A pregnant woman skiing??? Yeah riiiight....
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


I rode a motorcycle until 4 months along, and played tennis 3 days before my child was born. If you're good at it and not going to be falling a lot, skiing up until 6-7 months seems totally plausible to me.
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
I'd support any cover up that keeps Her Neighing Equine-Ness Duchess Horse Face off the throne.
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
Prove me wrong and broadcast the douchess giving birth live on TV, so we can analyze, and maybe verify, but until then - I call hoax!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32088111


This thought has crossed my mind already.

She doesn't have a "pregnant female" persona. She's sooo fake and in the past 2/3 days she was skiing in Switzerland.

A pregnant woman skiing??? Yeah riiiight....
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


Standing around at a ski resort != skiing.
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You're right, she was not going to ski. She's at a ski resort draggin' a sledge just for the thrill of looking stupid.

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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
Prove me wrong and broadcast the douchess giving birth live on TV, so we can analyze, and maybe verify, but until then - I call hoax!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32088111


This thought has crossed my mind already.

She doesn't have a "pregnant female" persona. She's sooo fake and in the past 2/3 days she was skiing in Switzerland.

A pregnant woman skiing??? Yeah riiiight....
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


Standing around at a ski resort != skiing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27172464


You're right, she was not going to ski. She's at a ski resort draggin' a sledge just for the thrill of looking stupid.

putin
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
Prove me wrong and broadcast the douchess giving birth live on TV, so we can analyze, and maybe verify, but until then - I call hoax!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32088111


This thought has crossed my mind already.

She doesn't have a "pregnant female" persona. She's sooo fake and in the past 2/3 days she was skiing in Switzerland.

A pregnant woman skiing??? Yeah riiiight....
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


I rode a motorcycle until 4 months along, and played tennis 3 days before my child was born. If you're good at it and not going to be falling a lot, skiing up until 6-7 months seems totally plausible to me.
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Considering that gravity wouldn't treat you any special because you rode bikes and played tennis while pregnant, IMO that was absolutely stupid and reckless. But that's ME.
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
Prove me wrong and broadcast the douchess giving birth live on TV, so we can analyze, and maybe verify, but until then - I call hoax!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32088111


This thought has crossed my mind already.

She doesn't have a "pregnant female" persona. She's sooo fake and in the past 2/3 days she was skiing in Switzerland.

A pregnant woman skiing??? Yeah riiiight....
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


I rode a motorcycle until 4 months along, and played tennis 3 days before my child was born. If you're good at it and not going to be falling a lot, skiing up until 6-7 months seems totally plausible to me.
 Quoting: berniemom2012


Considering that gravity wouldn't treat you any special because you rode bikes and played tennis while pregnant, IMO that was absolutely stupid and reckless. But that's ME.
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
Prove me wrong and broadcast the douchess giving birth live on TV, so we can analyze, and maybe verify, but until then - I call hoax!
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Ha Ha full of shit you are ha ha. Not a royal fan but bullshit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28400610


I'm not a fan either, I like them though, but it's almost too abvious that it is a hoax.
Give me a frontview of that Kate squeezing out an ape and I might shall stand corrected.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32088111


I would like to see her on all fours giving birth with a nice long BBC broadcast using dildo cams to detail the cervical dilation and the fetus's journey down the birth canal, followed by several cams covering the cranial emergence right through to baby in arms.
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
i am no royalist but putin

she does look older than her years though - mostly because of the black eyeliner

ladies - it looks good on nobody. merely makes you look piggy eyed, older and tired


why women continue to slap it on is a mystery



i am a makeup artist, i know this shit



oh. digress much? banana2
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Piggy eyed, lol. Never thought of it that way. But it does make women look cheap if not done correctly.

Do you suggest brown? Or no liner? Just curious. My niece needs makeup help, and would love to give her advice!
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
The reason the nurse in London was suicided was the risk of her disclosing the miscarriage.
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
Prove me wrong and broadcast the douchess giving birth live on TV, so we can analyze, and maybe verify, but until then - I call hoax!
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Allegedly the whole debacle with the prank from the Australian radio station leading to the "suicide" of the nurse assigned to Kate at the royal hospital came about because Kate was there to have an abortion, because the baby was deformed in some way.

Anyway, one of the nurses let it slip to the radio station. Then an example was made of Jancintha Saldanha, which was actually murder.

The message clearly sent and received to the DJs who would be next if they let anything slip.

Another monumental royal scandal was avoided and in its place we get the ridiculous media narrative.

And life goes on with no questions asked.
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
Jimmy Saville used up all The Prince's Semen.

Therefore the Royal Pregnancy is definately a hoax.
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
I suspect something darker is going on.

I haven't really put the pieces together, but a couple of other famous women seem to have been pregnant forever. Mariah Carey leaps to mind.

Then there's the fake pregnancy of Beyonce, well documented but very ignored.

Eventually, a baby is produced but what is going on?

I think this is literally disguising a two-baby situation, with the ritual sacrifice of firstborn which may be taken out of the womb early in some strange occult loophole, then the actress quickly gets pregnant again to cover up.

But why announce in the first place?

Again, haven't worked out all the details. Perhaps a certain amount of public attention increases the chaos/confusion level which some demon feeds off of or something.

Something is fishy in almost all of these high-profile pregnancies though, it seems.
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Re: I think the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is a hoax!!
The monarchy know how to milk situations to maximum advantage, especially when riding on a crest of a wave.

The royal family's role is to constantly create an heir and a spare and keep a high profile for the chattering class to exploit. Flash the occasional thigh, cleavage, tooth or eye and shake a few hands.

She has already earned her keep 10 times over. After morning sickness comes the bedraggled mother and baby photos, then the couture clothes in glamours London locations. "Bread an Circus"... "Opiate of the masses"

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