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Tom Cruise will save the world from aliens

 
Aristide Torchia
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Tom Cruise will save the world from aliens
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Tom Cruise will save the world from aliens — not on the big screen but in real life.

His day job as an actor pales next to the billion-year contract of service he signed with the Church of Scientology, according to a bombshell new book, “Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood & The Prison of Belief.” New Yorker writer Lawrence Wright details Cruise’s demigod status within the church, as well as the group’s ultimate purpose — protect humanity from aliens living in our bodies, who are bent on destroying us and ultimately the planet.
Torchia was born in 1620. He was apprenticed in Leyden under the Elzevir family. After returning to Venice he published small works on philosophical and esoteric themes. In 1666, Torchia published De Umbrarum Regni Novem Portis (The Nine Doors to the Kingdom of Shadows), which was in turn based on the Delomelanicon, or Invocation of Darkness, a work supposedly written by Lucifer and that would allow the reader to summon devils. The Inquisition condemned Torchia for magic and witchcraft and burned him at the stake in 1667.
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Re: Tom Cruise will save the world from aliens
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Torchia was born in 1620. He was apprenticed in Leyden under the Elzevir family. After returning to Venice he published small works on philosophical and esoteric themes. In 1666, Torchia published De Umbrarum Regni Novem Portis (The Nine Doors to the Kingdom of Shadows), which was in turn based on the Delomelanicon, or Invocation of Darkness, a work supposedly written by Lucifer and that would allow the reader to summon devils. The Inquisition condemned Torchia for magic and witchcraft and burned him at the stake in 1667.
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01/13/2013 03:18 PM

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Re: Tom Cruise will save the world from aliens
How is that any different from the crap posted around here?

I'd be cool if he wants to save the planet from naughty aliens!! Rofl
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01/13/2013 03:22 PM
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A billion year contract?


But he's looking old now.
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01/13/2013 03:24 PM
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Re: Tom Cruise will save the world from aliens
OMG !! HE HAS SPACE DEMENTIA !!

MEDIC !!

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01/13/2013 03:26 PM
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Re: Tom Cruise will save the world from aliens
Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the aliens off me!

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