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I just saw David Wilcocks brown kachina

 
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I just saw David Wilcocks brown kachina
Earlier I was interested in my chances of becoming ascended like David, so I paid $299.99 for a 15 minute private conference call with Wilcock.

About three minutes into the call he began chanting "I...am....Ra", or so I thought. Apparently he was actually saying "I...am...raw", because he proceeded to bend over in front of the camera and show me his raw brown kachina. It looked pretty loose. He said I had to look deep "inside of (him)" to be able to see if I was ready to ascend, and then yelled "yes...yes... you are ready..." and began chanting "ascend into me!" five times over.

At this point I began to feel he may be fraudulent, and wanted to end the conference call. Since I had only used up 10 of my allotted 15 minutes, I asked if I could get a refund for the final 5 minutes which I hadn't used, but told me "no refunds" and then ended the call.

Also during the video conference, I noticed what appeared to be two large African-American males lying in his bed in the background, as well as a 2-quart tub of Crisco on the floor next to the bed.
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The wilcock gays are at it early today. Funny how obsessed you guys are with him.
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Re: I just saw David Wilcocks brown kachina
Earlier I was interested in my chances of becoming ascended like David, so I paid $299.99 for a 15 minute private conference call with Wilcock.

About three minutes into the call he began chanting "I...am....Ra", or so I thought. Apparently he was actually saying "I...am...raw", because he proceeded to bend over in front of the camera and show me his raw brown kachina. It looked pretty loose. He said I had to look deep "inside of (him)" to be able to see if I was ready to ascend, and then yelled "yes...yes... you are ready..." and began chanting "ascend into me!" five times over.

At this point I began to feel he may be fraudulent, and wanted to end the conference call. Since I had only used up 10 of my allotted 15 minutes, I asked if I could get a refund for the final 5 minutes which I hadn't used, but told me "no refunds" and then ended the call.

Also during the video conference, I noticed what appeared to be two large African-American males lying in his bed in the background, as well as a 2-quart tub of Crisco on the floor next to the bed.
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What exactly are you saying here OP?

Also, who is David Wilcox?

rex
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Re: I just saw David Wilcocks brown kachina
Earlier I was interested in my chances of becoming ascended like David, so I paid $299.99 for a 15 minute private conference call with Wilcock.

About three minutes into the call he began chanting "I...am....Ra", or so I thought. Apparently he was actually saying "I...am...raw", because he proceeded to bend over in front of the camera and show me his raw brown kachina. It looked pretty loose. He said I had to look deep "inside of (him)" to be able to see if I was ready to ascend, and then yelled "yes...yes... you are ready..." and began chanting "ascend into me!" five times over.

At this point I began to feel he may be fraudulent, and wanted to end the conference call. Since I had only used up 10 of my allotted 15 minutes, I asked if I could get a refund for the final 5 minutes which I hadn't used, but told me "no refunds" and then ended the call.

Also during the video conference, I noticed what appeared to be two large African-American males lying in his bed in the background, as well as a 2-quart tub of Crisco on the floor next to the bed.
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Gayvid Edgar RaCock, FTW!

cruise
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Re: I just saw David Wilcocks brown kachina
Earlier I was interested in my chances of becoming ascended like David, so I paid $299.99 for a 15 minute private conference call with Wilcock.

About three minutes into the call he began chanting "I...am....Ra", or so I thought. Apparently he was actually saying "I...am...raw", because he proceeded to bend over in front of the camera and show me his raw brown kachina. It looked pretty loose. He said I had to look deep "inside of (him)" to be able to see if I was ready to ascend, and then yelled "yes...yes... you are ready..." and began chanting "ascend into me!" five times over.

At this point I began to feel he may be fraudulent, and wanted to end the conference call. Since I had only used up 10 of my allotted 15 minutes, I asked if I could get a refund for the final 5 minutes which I hadn't used, but told me "no refunds" and then ended the call.

Also during the video conference, I noticed what appeared to be two large African-American males lying in his bed in the background, as well as a 2-quart tub of Crisco on the floor next to the bed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20573248


What exactly are you saying here OP?

Also, who is David Wilcox?

rex
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


I don't know who David Wilcox is, but David Wilcock is pretty well known.

Just google the (correct) name.
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Re: I just saw David Wilcocks brown kachina
Earlier I was interested in my chances of becoming ascended like David, so I paid $299.99 for a 15 minute private conference call with Wilcock.

About three minutes into the call he began chanting "I...am....Ra", or so I thought. Apparently he was actually saying "I...am...raw", because he proceeded to bend over in front of the camera and show me his raw brown kachina. It looked pretty loose. He said I had to look deep "inside of (him)" to be able to see if I was ready to ascend, and then yelled "yes...yes... you are ready..." and began chanting "ascend into me!" five times over.

At this point I began to feel he may be fraudulent, and wanted to end the conference call. Since I had only used up 10 of my allotted 15 minutes, I asked if I could get a refund for the final 5 minutes which I hadn't used, but told me "no refunds" and then ended the call.

Also during the video conference, I noticed what appeared to be two large African-American males lying in his bed in the background, as well as a 2-quart tub of Crisco on the floor next to the bed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20573248


What exactly are you saying here OP?

Also, who is David Wilcox?

rex
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


I don't know who David Wilcox is, but David Wilcock is pretty well known.

Just google the (correct) name.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32110810


oops apologies for wrong spelling lol.
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Re: I just saw David Wilcocks brown kachina
Earlier I was interested in my chances of becoming ascended like David, so I paid $299.99 for a 15 minute private conference call with Wilcock.

About three minutes into the call he began chanting "I...am....Ra", or so I thought. Apparently he was actually saying "I...am...raw", because he proceeded to bend over in front of the camera and show me his raw brown kachina. It looked pretty loose. He said I had to look deep "inside of (him)" to be able to see if I was ready to ascend, and then yelled "yes...yes... you are ready..." and began chanting "ascend into me!" five times over.

At this point I began to feel he may be fraudulent, and wanted to end the conference call. Since I had only used up 10 of my allotted 15 minutes, I asked if I could get a refund for the final 5 minutes which I hadn't used, but told me "no refunds" and then ended the call.

Also during the video conference, I noticed what appeared to be two large African-American males lying in his bed in the background, as well as a 2-quart tub of Crisco on the floor next to the bed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20573248


What exactly are you saying here OP?

Also, who is David Wilcox?

rex
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


I don't know who David Wilcox is, but David Wilcock is pretty well known.

Just google the (correct) name.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32110810


oops apologies for wrong spelling lol.
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


It's an easy mistake to make.

hf
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Fuck you OP, I laughed so hard that I almost shit my pants! cruise
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Fuck you OP, I laughed so hard that I almost shit my pants! cruise
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lol
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Fuck you OP, I laughed so hard that I almost shit my pants! cruise
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lol
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cruise1rof1
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it smells doesnt it?

poop
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it smells doesnt it?

poop
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eeewwwwwww
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amazing 5 stars

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bump
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Wait, did you just say you payed 299.99 for a 15 minute chat with David? That is a bit much to pay, don't you think?
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Wilcocktard.
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crisco 2 quart jumbo tub....charlie
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Fuck you OP, I laughed so hard that I almost shit my pants! cruise
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I love David Wilcock thread bc of the name GLPer found for him.


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Wilcocktard.
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LOL!!!!!
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I dont comment much but had to say this thread brought tears to my eyes from laughing.

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