Sen. Chris Murphy on Sunday said there is growing momentum in Congress for a ban on so-called assault weapons, saying lawmakers’ attitudes toward gun control have changed significantly in the wake of last month’s shooting rampage in Newtown, Conn.


Well there it is. The Lawmakers, not the US citizens that pay them their fat salaries, have decided for those Millions of Little Americans that guns are bad for them because THEIR 'Attitudes' have changed while watching a wide screen TV at their exclusive, financially segregated and safe, Country Clubs.

One Lawmaker said: "One must ensure that those little taxpayers at the front-line of violent crime should learn Kung-Fu instead of owning guns...My staff all know Kung-Fu, and have no firearms that I've noticed...When I get bored being safe in my 15 Bedroom Cottage, I gather the security together and we all jazz-a-cise to my favorite tune..



It's such jolly gay fun!