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Fox News says Scientology prepared Tom Cruise to fight a real alien invasion.

 
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Fox News says Scientology prepared Tom Cruise to fight a real alien invasion.
Tom Cruise will save the world from aliens — not on the big screen but in real life.

His day job as an actor pales next to the billion-year contract of service he signed with the Church of Scientology, according to a bombshell new book, “Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood & The Prison of Belief.” New Yorker writer Lawrence Wright details Cruise’s demigod status within the church, as well as the group’s ultimate purpose — protect humanity from aliens living in our bodies, who are bent on destroying us and ultimately the planet.
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Why, this is beyond ridiculous.
1 John 1–3._ 1Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, 3and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God.

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Re: Fox News says Scientology prepared Tom Cruise to fight a real alien invasion.
Why, this is beyond ridiculous.
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I already feel safer now that I know that Tom Cruise is the chosen one to prevent Earth from being invaded by hostile aliens.

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Re: Fox News says Scientology prepared Tom Cruise to fight a real alien invasion.
Xenu, FTW!

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Thread: Tom Cruise To Protect Us From Aliens
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Re: Fox News says Scientology prepared Tom Cruise to fight a real alien invasion.
Cruise was introduced to the religion when he was 23 years old.
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Why, this is beyond ridiculous.
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I already feel safer now that I know that Tom Cruise is the chosen one to prevent Earth from being invaded by hostile aliens.

yoda
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+1 ohyeah
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Re: Fox News says Scientology prepared Tom Cruise to fight a real alien invasion.
So War of the Worlds was a training film?
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Tom cruise is the new Jesus.
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Re: Fox News says Scientology prepared Tom Cruise to fight a real alien invasion.
Actually, this is not that crazy. Go read up on Hubbards life before scientology. It was a group that knew shit.
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Tom cruise is the new Jesus.
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Shut up. And don't blaspheme.
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I do feel safer somehow! Lol
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Xenu, FTW!

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Re: Fox News says Scientology prepared Tom Cruise to fight a real alien invasion.
What if they're right?
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What if they're right?
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putin

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What if they're right?
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i think there is a lot of things they know which we dont!
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and im officially fed up with the MSM, is that really news France just invaded a country and I haven't heard shit on it at all but Tom Cruise is the Heyzeus of Scientology..... If I could find the way to get in to Agora I would cause the top side is full of nutballz
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TomPin<<When tinfoil just won't get the job done.

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"Accept now that all you have seen from the day of your birth on the surface of the earth, to the present, are wonderful only because the finite mind of man is confused with fragments of evidence, that, from whatever direction we meet them, spring from an unreachable infinity."
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gads, a religion more irrational than the jesus cult
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Tom Cruise is a FALSE PROPHET and very dangerous-interesting to see his hand in these end times.I am happy to say i have the HOLY SPIRIT with me.Christ warned of these deceivers.
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Actually, this is not that crazy. Go read up on Hubbards life before scientology. It was a group that knew shit.
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[link to lightningcruise.ytmnd.com]
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Re: Fox News says Scientology prepared Tom Cruise to fight a real alien invasion.
This forum is filled with people who have essentially restated the Scientology theory on their own, just using different terms.

This forum constantly accuses all sorts of people of being "demonically possessed". This forum constantly accuses all sorts of people of being "psychically controlled by evil entities" and "attacked by evil spirits". This forum constantly accuses all sorts of people of "doing the work of their alien masters" in all sorts of convoluted cosmic conspiracies.

Hubbard used a less classical form of terminology for these age-old concerns. Lovecraft, Crowley, the Freemasons, the Rosicrucians and other had their own terms for these phenomena and Scientology has theirs.

The difference? Scientology is freakin' richer than some world nations, and thus has the money and the willpower to investigate these phenomena.

I wouldn't automatically embrace all their specific beliefs just on someone's say-so, but neither would I discount anything about their theories either.
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Re: Fox News says Scientology prepared Tom Cruise to fight a real alien invasion.
Why, this is beyond ridiculous.
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I already feel safer now that I know that Tom Cruise is the chosen one to prevent Earth from being invaded by hostile aliens.

yoda
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


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"egh?"
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Re: Fox News says Scientology prepared Tom Cruise to fight a real alien invasion.
This is sooooo cruise!!!

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don't forget all of them demons in the volcanoes and then there is that Lord Xenu

They are one fucked up cult.

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Does anyone else ever wonder if these whackos know something that we don't? I don't understand how in the hell you could get that many people to remain shrouded in secrecy and have such a limitless budget. I went into a Scientology place in Minneapolis and tried to join, didn't have the 200 bucks for their book, and then was told that Scientology has absolutely nothing to do with aliens. It's just fucking weird to me, that's all I'm saying.Idol1
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Does anyone else ever wonder if these whackos know something that we don't? I don't understand how in the hell you could get that many people to remain shrouded in secrecy and have such a limitless budget. I went into a Scientology place in Minneapolis and tried to join, didn't have the 200 bucks for their book, and then was told that Scientology has absolutely nothing to do with aliens. It's just fucking weird to me, that's all I'm saying.Idol1
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Scientology itself, which is the practice of auditing combined with a collection of various philosophical ideas Hubbard had between the 1930s and 1980s, *doesn't* have much to do with aliens - except for the idea that if humans do have souls, they probably can and have traveled around the Universe.

The real alien stuff started when Hubbard noticed that more and more of the people during past-life regression were telling him outlandish sci-fi stories, and the disturbing thing was that some of them started to match up with one another. Being a sci-fi fan himself, of course, he was intrigued but wisely decided to keep that sort of stuff quiet and only give it to people who were doing the "Operating Thetan" club, which is actually separate from Scientology itself as a philosophy.

Think of it as being the difference between Catholicism and the more private "Opus Dei" club.
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Re: Fox News says Scientology prepared Tom Cruise to fight a real alien invasion.
This forum is filled with people who have essentially restated the Scientology theory on their own, just using different terms.

This forum constantly accuses all sorts of people of being "demonically possessed". This forum constantly accuses all sorts of people of being "psychically controlled by evil entities" and "attacked by evil spirits". This forum constantly accuses all sorts of people of "doing the work of their alien masters" in all sorts of convoluted cosmic conspiracies.

Hubbard used a less classical form of terminology for these age-old concerns. Lovecraft, Crowley, the Freemasons, the Rosicrucians and other had their own terms for these phenomena and Scientology has theirs.

The difference? Scientology is freakin' richer than some world nations, and thus has the money and the willpower to investigate these phenomena.

I wouldn't automatically embrace all their specific beliefs just on someone's say-so, but neither would I discount anything about their theories either.
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I would.

Bullshit by any other name still smells like poo.

Dumbass humans..
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Re: Fox News says Scientology prepared Tom Cruise to fight a real alien invasion.
This forum is filled with people who have essentially restated the Scientology theory on their own, just using different terms.

This forum constantly accuses all sorts of people of being "demonically possessed". This forum constantly accuses all sorts of people of being "psychically controlled by evil entities" and "attacked by evil spirits". This forum constantly accuses all sorts of people of "doing the work of their alien masters" in all sorts of convoluted cosmic conspiracies.

Hubbard used a less classical form of terminology for these age-old concerns. Lovecraft, Crowley, the Freemasons, the Rosicrucians and other had their own terms for these phenomena and Scientology has theirs.

The difference? Scientology is freakin' richer than some world nations, and thus has the money and the willpower to investigate these phenomena.

I wouldn't automatically embrace all their specific beliefs just on someone's say-so, but neither would I discount anything about their theories either.
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You sound like a scientoshill!

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