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I am Jesus Christ

 
Anonymous Coward
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I am Jesus Christ
Who believes me?
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your momma^
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01/13/2013 03:23 PM
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Sure, why not?

What have you got for us today Jesus?
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Me too... what do you know about anything and everything?
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Is it true that some people are trying to take over the Throne whatever it is of the Devil??

In my opinion they are just making him madder!
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Get in line pal!
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


lmao
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Is it true that some people are trying to take over the Throne whatever it is of the Devil??

In my opinion they are just making him madder!
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Yeah Satan is mad his time is short. We were both at a hospital back in April. He had me surrounded with guns one night at my grandmas house which in turn led me to going to the hospital for safety. He said he had feelings for the little boy, that little boy being me. I'm 22 years old. He called me a Florida cracker cause that's where I live and I love to drink. But yeah Satan did seem pissed in the hospital. He was black and about six foot ten.
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Sure, why not?

What have you got for us today Jesus?
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I wish some marijuana. Just waiting on my Father to open the seals.
:/....... What's he waiting for??
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Lol to whoever gave me one star, they don't know who they're dealing with.
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Of course I believe Jesus Christ.
Thread: Chains

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Lol to whoever gave me one star, they don't know who they're dealing with.
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Forgive them Jesus
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Oh I forgive them, I just find it funny people think this thread is bs bc I am 100% Jesus.

Hey open your eyes, what do you think God is waiting for?
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Of course I believe Jesus Christ.
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Thank you. You are written in the book of life.
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Hey open your eyes, what do you think God is waiting for?
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The Cubs to win a world series
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Haha.
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Lol to whoever gave me one star, they don't know who they're dealing with.
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Forgive them Jesus
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


cruise

Don't worry Jesus, I'll throw in a good rating. thumbs

Last Edited by pi on 01/13/2013 04:14 PM
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Lol thanks.
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I gave some of your sheep a thorough thrashing.

It was only to get them to run back to you though.

I also stole the crown of Allah, Brahma, and several thousand more along the way. And also the Jewels of a Master Mason...

I stole them for you and have kept them safe.

And I called for Judgement day in your name Lord...

Thread: Judgement Day

Please forgive me of my Sins Lord.


Last Edited by IAMIAM on 01/13/2013 04:27 PM
Thread: Chains

Have you the strength to break them?
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i am dionysus, and this guy's a fake he doesn't even know my real name. devil6
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Your energy feels good other than that...well I don't know what to believe...so many come here and say that...but hey I can't judge. You are you lol :)

hf
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bullshit
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soooo, are you going to commit suicide by cop, again?
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soooo, are you going to commit suicide by cop, again?
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By cop?
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Lol to whoever gave me one star, they don't know who they're dealing with.
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Forgive them Jesus
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


cruise

Don't worry Jesus, I'll throw in a good rating. thumbs
 Quoting: pi


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Lol to whoever gave me one star, they don't know who they're dealing with.
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Forgive them Jesus
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Right on target according to biblical prophecy! That means we're getting closer! He warned of false prophets and people claiming to be Him!

bump
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Lol to whoever gave me one star, they don't know who they're dealing with.
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Forgive them Jesus
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


cruise

Don't worry Jesus, I'll throw in a good rating. thumbs
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lmao
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Lol @abeliever
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G


Why do you want to be Him if you dont believe in Him
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Forgive them Jesus
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


cruise

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lmao
 Quoting: pi


jesus harold christ on 5arubber crutches
chuckle
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I'll throw a 5* your way. I may be pagan but I respect you.

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Your are not only blaspheming the Most High God (the only God) but you are also fulfilling Bible prophecy. I recommend you seek the Lord, and ask for forgiveness or you will be Judged accordingly.
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Your are not only blaspheming the Most High God (the only God) but you are also fulfilling Bible prophecy. I recommend you seek the Lord, and ask for forgiveness or you will be Judged accordingly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31973294


I SAID I BELIEVE HIM!
Thread: Chains

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