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How do I get my neighbor's wife to stop crapping on our lawn?

 
MEcowardly
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01/13/2013 04:31 PM
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How do I get my neighbor's wife to stop crapping on our lawn?
I can't stand this women. She's over here all the time dropping poop logs into our yard. They aren't always even solid logs, but runny ones as well. The neighbor sometimes comes over when he doesn't think we're looking and sprays our lawn to wash away the poop. I need help, what do I do?? Set a bag of diapers by their front doorstep? Electric fence? What?? What do I do??? Arghhhh!!! It's so unsetting!!
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Re: How do I get my neighbor's wife to stop crapping on our lawn?
TELL HIM TO WALK THAT BITCH
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01/13/2013 04:36 PM

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Re: How do I get my neighbor's wife to stop crapping on our lawn?
I can't stand this women. She's over here all the time dropping poop logs into our yard. They aren't always even solid logs, but runny ones as well. The neighbor sometimes comes over when he doesn't think we're looking and sprays our lawn to wash away the poop. I need help, what do I do?? Set a bag of diapers by their front doorstep? Electric fence? What?? What do I do??? Arghhhh!!! It's so unsetting!!
 Quoting: MEcowardly 32013123


Tell you neighbor to get a Poop Scoop and clean up after her just like any responsible dog owner would do.
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01/13/2013 04:37 PM
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Cunt punt
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01/13/2013 04:54 PM
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Re: How do I get my neighbor's wife to stop crapping on our lawn?
it's an easy 2 step process:

1. get her to change her name to SHERLOCK

2. put up one of these signs in your yard

sherlock
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01/13/2013 04:55 PM
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01/13/2013 04:56 PM
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Re: How do I get my neighbor's wife to stop crapping on our lawn?
it's an easy 2 step process:

1. get her to change her name to SHERLOCK

2. put up one of these signs in your yard

sherlock
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31519086


What makes you think she can read?
Anonymous Coward
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01/13/2013 04:57 PM
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Re: How do I get my neighbor's wife to stop crapping on our lawn?
I suspect troll. But you can spray her with the hose or film it and say "some people on the internet may be into this stuff i will probably upload it to a fetish website"
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01/13/2013 06:06 PM
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Easy - Video tape her and distribute to all neighbors. Problem solved.
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01/13/2013 06:10 PM
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Re: How do I get my neighbor's wife to stop crapping on our lawn?
Beat her with a rolled-up newspaper.
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01/13/2013 09:43 PM
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Re: How do I get my neighbor's wife to stop crapping on our lawn?
bang her in the ass when shes a pooooppppiiiinnnnn
Anonymous Coward
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01/13/2013 09:51 PM
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Re: How do I get my neighbor's wife to stop crapping on our lawn?
okay just to make sure, is this person an adult human female?
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01/13/2013 10:10 PM
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Re: How do I get my neighbor's wife to stop crapping on our lawn?
Is this woman mentally ill? Usually a normal person would not do that. If so, have a discussion with them and/or report it to your health department since it may be a bio-hazard and let them take action.

If you think she is just doing it to be mean, perhaps encourage poison ivy or plant rose bushes, blackberry canes, etc., anything with thorns in addition to getting her doing it on video.
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01/13/2013 10:11 PM
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BB gun
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01/13/2013 11:30 PM
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Re: How do I get my neighbor's wife to stop crapping on our lawn?
Get a cattle prod and wait in the bushes one day. When you see her coming into your yard, jump out and zap the bitch! Because lets face it, nothing says "Stop shitting in my yard you idiot bitch!" like 100,000 volts of electricity running thru her ass!
"There's always a cost for letting your guard down"
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01/13/2013 11:34 PM
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Re: How do I get my neighbor's wife to stop crapping on our lawn?
build a cabin from her logs and lock her into it
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01/13/2013 11:37 PM

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Re: How do I get my neighbor's wife to stop crapping on our lawn?
Quit playin with her tits..
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01/13/2013 11:55 PM
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Re: How do I get my neighbor's wife to stop crapping on our lawn?
Is this woman mentally ill? Usually a normal person would not do that. If so, have a discussion with them and/or report it to your health department since it may be a bio-hazard and let them take action.

If you think she is just doing it to be mean, perhaps encourage poison ivy or plant rose bushes, blackberry canes, etc., anything with thorns in addition to getting her doing it on video.
 Quoting: Maga


do you think it might have something to do with this?

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