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Dildos are illegal in Texas but guns aren't.

 
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Dildos are illegal in Texas but guns aren't.
Dildos are illegal in Texas but guns aren't.

Probably explains the low number of dildo-related murders in the area.
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Re: Dildos are illegal in Texas but guns aren't.
There are dildos all over texas, what are you talking about.
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Link or stink op :p
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Re: Dildos are illegal in Texas but guns aren't.
Dildos are illegal in Texas but guns aren't.

Probably explains the low number of dildo-related murders in the area.
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Hahahahaha.
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Great example of someone that saw this on a meme today and decided to take it on board as fact... tonnes of that goin on lately... might be cos you all tards barely knew what a meme was a few years ago and dont really belong on the internet. We been trolling here for much longer
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It's illegal to hunt Whale's in Utah.... just sayin....
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I know someone who died in a Dildo related incident.
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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stoner Who needs dildo's in Texas ?

They all using buttplugs sheep
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Dildos are not needed in Texas.

Everything from Texas is bigger; hence, why I married a Texan.

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stoner Who needs dildo's in Texas ?

They all using buttplugs sheep
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... notice I DID NOT marry a Dutchman ...
Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

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Dildos are not needed in Texas.

Everything from Texas is bigger; hence, why I married a Texan.

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Couldnt have said it better Jane!!!!


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Dildos are not needed in Texas.

Everything from Texas is bigger; hence, why I married a Texan.

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Couldnt have said it better Jane!!!!


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There are dildos all over texas, what are you talking about.
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Where I live in Texas, condoms, sex toys and dildos are available in a number of chains, some of which are 24 hr lol

CONDOMS TO GO

[link to www.reidaboutit.com]

I believe they even have delivery service lol

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Dildos are not needed in Texas.

Everything from Texas is bigger; hence, why I married a Texan.

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Dildos are illegal in Texas but guns aren't.

Probably explains the low number of dildo-related murders in the area.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31341754


Dildo's aren't illegal in Texas. The law was more than 6 were illegal, but it was ruled unconstitutional about a decade ago.

Try harder numb nuts.

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