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Piers Morgan Granted US Citizenship and nominated for Nobel (Piers) Peace Prize

 
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I've just come from the future, 2017 in my homemade time travel machine......

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any relation to Piers?
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any relation to Piers?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32199628


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This would be funny if it weren't so scary... damned
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Do a lot of people change the spelling of their names in the future?
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Do a lot of people change the spelling of their names in the future?
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wot due ewe meen!
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Jervis here.

WTF DONT GIVE A BRO A HEART ATTACK.
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Irish Air Force replace Strike Cessna's with twin prop versions
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Irish Air Force ......you funny boy.
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pin this accurate predictionrockon
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Irish Air Force ......you funny boy.
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BOY - I like you, humour in Ireland lasts into 80's
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Woohoo, up to 2 stars now!! Thanks, you feckers!!!
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I dub thee, Sir Queers Whoregan!

God bless thee, and all who sail in thee!

criscobuttstarwars <--- Sir Queers Whoregan!
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who wins.. Google, Apple, Facebook
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ohnooops2 Momentis, can i borrow your time machine??I need to go back to 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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potato, potato, potato

potato
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who wins.. Google, Apple, Facebook
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13743811


Google still no 1 search engine in non Chinese speaking world.

Facebook in their continuous quest to be cool become yesterdays story, like myspace. The new facebook genesis is called "WE" not to be confused with wii or wee (piss).

Apple return to the apathy similar to when jobs left them (by choice) not dying. Become an "also ran" within 36 months, look at their current share price - sharp also....(make screens :-(

The most dominant social network becomes LinkedIn, anyomre questions.

Planning to cruise to 2079 later in the year, just need to do an oil change and replace the timing belt on my time machine
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who wins.. Google, Apple, Facebook
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They're all Taco Bell now.
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ohnooops2 Momentis, can i borrow your time machine??I need to go back to 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i'd love to but it is linked to my DNA only, unless you are Irish and constantly drunk, then it might accept you as a pilot, why 2008?
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potato, potato, potato

potato
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Hey, Englishman, check out your potato crop this year, wiped out.........this time try buying ours you thieving feckers!
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ohnooops2 Momentis, can i borrow your time machine??I need to go back to 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If you are on a proxy - ignore this........

as an Argie, you should go back to 1982 and convince Galtereri NOT invade our English cousins turf! You might also suggest the crew of the Belgrano ask for a transfer - QUICK!
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who wins.. Google, Apple, Facebook
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13743811


They're all Taco Bell now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22958406


Is that where you work?
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ohnooops2 Momentis, can i borrow your time machine??I need to go back to 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i'd love to but it is linked to my DNA only, unless you are Irish and constantly drunk, then it might accept you as a pilot, why 2008?
 Quoting: Momentis


Was the year i left Scotland for this shithole of argentina and circunstances don´t let me go back.
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need some serious stars or no more answers - start me high ya feckers!
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ohnooops2 Momentis, can i borrow your time machine??I need to go back to 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Zombietard


i'd love to but it is linked to my DNA only, unless you are Irish and constantly drunk, then it might accept you as a pilot, why 2008?
 Quoting: Momentis


Was the year i left Scotland for this shithole of argentina and circunstances don´t let me go back.
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LOL our posts crossed - no offence! (unless your an argie)
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chin this fit
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