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SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:

 
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You Will Accept The Mark
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes
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You Will Accept The Mark
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You will end up in the lake of fire
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No, they won't. What, you think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on me, only money.
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You Will Accept The Mark
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes

You will end up in the lake of fire
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The lake of fire does not exist
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes
There are many realities in the universe, some of them quite harsh. One reality that is inescapable is that there is nothing more valuable than a friend. More than food, more than shelter, and more than weaponry, an ally can save your life.
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You Will Accept The Mark
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You will end up in the lake of fire
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The lake of fire does not exist
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Really....remember you said that. You will get experienced on that real place soon enough.
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Give a Wookiee bantha meat, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a Wookiee to hunt bantha, and he'll eat for a lifetime.
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You will end up in the lake of fire
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The lake of fire does not exist
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Really....remember you said that. You will get experienced on that real place soon enough.
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You become what you fight against.

You are so busy trying to fight evil that you are starting to become...Well you know
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes
Secrets must be exposed when found. Detours must be taken when encountered. And if you are the one who stands at the crossroads or the place of concealment, you must never leave it to another to act in your place.
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Anyone who forces the mark against the freewill of another is evil.
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You've been a good apprentice, Obi-Wan, and you're a much wiser man than I am. I foresee you will become a great Jedi Knight.
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Is Satan also known as Samael?
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There are no more scapegoats.

There is just God and Man.

If a man claims to be a messenger, do not follow them.

They are liars!

Follow them who speak for the Lord,

and expect the same of you.
 Quoting: IAMIAM
You bore all the responsibility for what happened. You went over and over your mistakes. You must know this, Obi-Wan—it is Anakin who chose to turn to the dark side. Grief did not push him there. You did not push him there. He made the choice.
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Is Satan also known as Samael?
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There are no more scapegoats.

There is just God and Man.

If a man claims to be a messenger, do not follow them.

They are liars!

Follow them who speak for the Lord,

and expect the same of you.
 Quoting: IAMIAM


Your a man and a liar. What a hypocrite you are.
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I can feel you, my master, faint, weak. No longer do your teachings whisper within my skull...
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There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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anyone ever dream of the black man?
The Great One ordered Gabriel to grant spirits to the Great Generation with no ruler over it, that is the spirit and the soul- self generation.

No man knows the hour or the day
( of the Soul's Victory )

Imagine yourself as a garden. Nurture and protect it:)
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Watch the video on You Tube using 480p
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Think that is funny? You will wish you were never born if you don't change your mind.

Jesus Christ is going to have the Holy Angels torture all people who take the future mark of the beast. You dip shit is that what you want, to be tortured by God?
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I'll be giving the mark. :)
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


NOPE, you will be dead first for that smart ass remark. I suggest you ask for forgiveness soon unless you belong to the Fallen angels in hybird human form. Those need not apply. Hell is already your destiny.
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Better to Reign in Hell than Serve in Heaven

devil6
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Think that is funny? You will wish you were never born if you don't change your mind.

Jesus Christ is going to have the Holy Angels torture all people who take the future mark of the beast. You dip shit is that what you want, to be tortured by God?
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I'll be giving the mark. :)
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


NOPE, you will be dead first for that smart ass remark. I suggest you ask for forgiveness soon unless you belong to the Fallen angels in hybird human form. Those need not apply. Hell is already your destiny.
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Better to Reign in Hell than Serve in Heaven

devil6
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You will regret what you said when you there. You will beg Jesus night and day tp take you out because of the everlasting worms that eat you
and fire that burn your flesh of while new ones grow out to burn again
Only a fool can be so dumb
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OP, better get the plank out of your eye before worrying about our splinters.

John says if you say you are a Christian but do not love you are a liar.

You come across as very hateful and judgmental. Better check yoself before you wreck yoself.

People like you drive unbelievers away from the cross.
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Perhaps you were expecting some surprise, for me to reveal a secret that had eluded you, something that would change your perspective of events, shatter you to your core. There is no great revelation, no great secret. There is only you.
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OP, better get the plank out of your eye before worrying about our splinters.

John says if you say you are a Christian but do not love you are a liar.

You come across as very hateful and judgmental. Better check yoself before you wreck yoself.

People like you drive unbelievers away from the cross.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30688956


Who said I was a Christian, I believe in Jesus Christ. I'm a sinner saved by grace alone. Besides Christian is Satan's term for believers. Early believers were called Christians by the Romans that were killing them. The eary believers were called "of the way"

Who said I don't love, you dipshit? Are you warning them about the mark of the beast that Jesus will never forgive if you take it. Or are trying to be all sweet and nice telling them that Jesus won't torture you and put you in hell for taking the mark.

JESUS IS COMING BACK PISSED REMEMBER,
The Bible says Jesus will drench his blood in the bodies that are ripped to pieces by his wrath for taking the buying and selling mark of the Antichrist.

So fuck your false love, tell them all the truth. Besides Jesus said judge not remember. You judged me saying I had no love.

I hate false humility Christianity, only phony lying politians are worse.
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For one as limited as you, perhaps. To have fallen so far and learned nothing, that is your failure.
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OP, better get the plank out of your eye before worrying about our splinters.

John says if you say you are a Christian but do not love you are a liar.

You come across as very hateful and judgmental. Better check yoself before you wreck yoself.

People like you drive unbelievers away from the cross.
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One last thing Christian, how do you calculate 666?

Lets see how wise you are oh loving Christian
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I just use the calculator app on my Nokia phone. rofl
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Papa Smurf is 666

damned
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Think that is funny? You will wish you were never born if you don't change your mind.

Jesus Christ is going to have the Holy Angels torture all people who take the future mark of the beast. You dip shit is that what you want, to be tortured by God?



2 Thessalonians 2:11-12


11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.


FOR ALL YOU ASSHOLES THAT BLAME GOD FOR EVERYTHING IN YOUR LIFE THEN KNOW THIS. JESUS CHRIST ALSO HATES WHEN YOU REFUSE TO ACCEPT HIM. THE PROOF THE SCRIPTURE ABOVE.

JESUS CHRIST WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN IF YOU TAKE THAT MARK.

GO ON KEEP TALKING SHIT ABOUT JESUS CHRIST.

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wtf
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I think you are a bit too angry with your language and postings my friend, Jesus Christ loves it when we post information and things about Him and the great tribulation that is to come soon, but please don't curse and yell because it says in the Bible:
[link to www.openbible.info]

God bless you, thank you for spreading the truth :D
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It would be nice if God stopped playing games.
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OP, better get the plank out of your eye before worrying about our splinters.

John says if you say you are a Christian but do not love you are a liar.

You come across as very hateful and judgmental. Better check yoself before you wreck yoself.

People like you drive unbelievers away from the cross.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30688956


FALSE CHRISTIANITY has killed more than any other cause other than Satan himself.

16,000 kids a day die everyday because the fuckin so called
loving people of the world won't feed them. Yes 16,000 a day under the age of 5 die of starvation everyday.

So don't think for a minutes God is going to shed any tears when you die when you tell me how I drive people from the cross.

I SAY RUN FROM ORGRANIZED CHRISTIANITY LIKE YOURS AND ask the real Jesus for themselves.

Most of those preachers are only intrested in getting your money so they can build another mansion. Jesus Christ will deal with them as well severly.
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She has brought truth and you condemn it. The arrogance! You will not harm her, you will not harm her ever again!


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I'll be giving the mark. :)
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NOPE, you will be dead first for that smart ass remark. I suggest you ask for forgiveness soon unless you belong to the Fallen angels in hybird human form. Those need not apply. Hell is already your destiny.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25928671


Better to Reign in Hell than Serve in Heaven

devil6
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that's such a stupid asinine saying. no one frakkin reigns in hell.
 Quoting: 714

My uncle did, they kicked him out though. He was too hard core for them!
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NOPE, you will be dead first for that smart ass remark. I suggest you ask for forgiveness soon unless you belong to the Fallen angels in hybird human form. Those need not apply. Hell is already your destiny.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25928671


Better to Reign in Hell than Serve in Heaven

devil6
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


that's such a stupid asinine saying. no one frakkin reigns in hell.
 Quoting: 714


Think harder.

There is one who does
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As you would pass judgment on her, I have come to pass judgment on you all.


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SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP
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...

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Well, I'm satisfied with this thread.

1rof1
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The Great One ordered Gabriel to grant spirits to the Great Generation with no ruler over it, that is the spirit and the soul- self generation.

No man knows the hour or the day
( of the Soul's Victory )

Imagine yourself as a garden. Nurture and protect it:)
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:Jesusmanny:
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step away from photoshop immediately. tounge
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SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP
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...

...

Well, I'm satisfied with this thread.

1rof1
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Lets hope your not laughing when the Antichrist tells you to take his mark or die. And if you're stupid enough to take it then you deserve the wrath of God.
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What do you wish to hear? That I once believed in the code of the Jedi? That I felt the call of the Sith, that perhaps, once, I held the galaxy by its throat? That for every good work that I did, I brought equal harm upon the galaxy? That perhaps the greatest of the Sith Lords knew of evil, they learned from me?
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WATCH THE VIDEO ALL OF IT
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Make a 720p or 1080p HD version then I will watch it.
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YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH:

UNDERSTAND 666 AND THE MARK OF THE BEAST BOOT CAMP

IF YOU WATCHED THE VIDEOS POSTED BY THE OP AND IF YOU READ THE WARNINGS BY THE OP ON THE NUMBER 777 and THE MARK OF THE BEAST THEN YOU WILL SURVIVE IF YOU DO ONE LAST THING.

SAY JESUS, are you real, do you really love me, were you really raised form the dead. If you were I need your real supernatural power to help me with my unbelief.

JESUS PLEASE PROVE YOURSELF TO ME.

If you did these things you will be saved and be given the power to never take the mark of the beast, plus much more in this life now and the life to come.

OP IS signing off.

Sometimes you have to be an asshole to get people to pay attention. If it helps some of you do that then I will be an asshole everyday when needed.
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You see, the war, the true war, has never been one waged by droids, warships, or soldiers. They are but crude matter, obstacles against which we test ourselves.
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Consider yourself schooled
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bttf1
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now that is one true cat!
The Great One ordered Gabriel to grant spirits to the Great Generation with no ruler over it, that is the spirit and the soul- self generation.

No man knows the hour or the day
( of the Soul's Victory )

Imagine yourself as a garden. Nurture and protect it:)
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You know threads like this fucking piss me off.

I spent years drawing attention to myself,

Then I brought all that attention right here to GLP.

Why? So the whole world can see what a fucked up mess we have become.

And, to show the way out of the shit hole.

Yet every time I come on here it is the same ole shit.

Why?

Because you idiots want to keep making Life harder than it is.

It is very simple, within each of us is a little piece of that being known as God.

Now if you do not love that person who is carrying that little piece of God, well God gets pissed.

And God can fuck you up through a five year old!

So Love one another.

Love one another as if the whole world depends on it.

You are going to need to eat, and water you will need to drink.

All of this is PROVIDED for YOU.

Take care of it.

Replenish the earth!

If you take an apple, plant a fucking tree.

This is your MESS, and neither myself nor our father in Heaven is going to clean it up for you.

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The spark from this big battery is controlled by Jesus. Duality and dark victory over lower shells is no longer. Christ' millenial reign will be here in a few years.
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If he is coming make sure he knows I will be one of the first ones to greet him.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


You have to change your ways. satan is done. he tried to kill me several times. I am in the Book of Life. If satan had a pair of pants, then he would be crapping in them right now.
 Quoting: Jesus Christ is the way


I'll make a deal with you.

If they publicly release the body of Jesus I will consider "changing my ways"

Until then there is no proof of Jesus's existence.

Only stories, fables, and legends.

It's 2013 and not 825.

Get out of the dark ages.

And Shine
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To be united by hatred is a fragile alliance at best.
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BTW,

Your Leaders ARE watching now!

They have the power to MAKE you obey.

I come to reason with you, so that you can be free.
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