SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:

That is great ! We come in naked we go out naked but it depends how well your character is moulded, that might just save you. The worst is to be deceived by Satan, that is why I responded to the above title, Satan has no claim on anyone as he was defeated at the cross when Jesus rose up from the dead that does not mean you can go through life as you please, there is a Gospel procedure to follow. Don't get confused with the incorrect "Christian" doctrine that contaminated the world after Christ, as that is designed by Satan so you can walk straight into hell blindly. Take note, there is a false Christian vine and a true one, Satan is extremely religious he knows the Bible better than anyone and is able to manipulate it in any way, shape and form, how many Christian sects are there in this world, thousands and it is all Satan's doing. Satan cannot ruin your life if you stay in God's Word because you would be protected and you would overcome, if your soul is prepared to meet The Lord then there are no worries, most of it is common sense and nature, but without knowing pure unadulterated doctrine the journey of mistakes is very long, and this can be short circuited by understanding that God only speaks to His chosen prophets so His Word can remain absolutely spotless without any corruption, this way the correct interpretation reaches the people and peace is attained very quickly. Maybe you are seeing things from the perspective of the false jesus prescribed to the human race by Lucifer, I am not seeing it from that perspective at all. If God is real then there should be no confusion, but not to believe is just plain foolish, you must seek and you will find. No person needs to go lost, but by their own will it is a very foolish thing and Satan can lead you into that trap. Don't allow it for your soul's sake.

No, they won't. What, you think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on me, only money.

There are many realities in the universe, some of them quite harsh. One reality that is inescapable is that there is nothing more valuable than a friend. More than food, more than shelter, and more than weaponry, an ally can save your life.

Give a Wookiee bantha meat, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a Wookiee to hunt bantha, and he'll eat for a lifetime.

Secrets must be exposed when found. Detours must be taken when encountered. And if you are the one who stands at the crossroads or the place of concealment, you must never leave it to another to act in your place.

You've been a good apprentice, Obi-Wan, and you're a much wiser man than I am. I foresee you will become a great Jedi Knight.

You bore all the responsibility for what happened. You went over and over your mistakes. You must know this, Obi-Wan—it is Anakin who chose to turn to the dark side. Grief did not push him there. You did not push him there. He made the choice.

I can feel you, my master, faint, weak. No longer do your teachings whisper within my skull...

anyone ever dream of the black man?

You will regret what you said when you there. You will beg Jesus night and day tp take you out because of the everlasting worms that eat you
and fire that burn your flesh of while new ones grow out to burn again
Only a fool can be so dumb

Perhaps you were expecting some surprise, for me to reveal a secret that had eluded you, something that would change your perspective of events, shatter you to your core. There is no great revelation, no great secret. There is only you.

For one as limited as you, perhaps. To have fallen so far and learned nothing, that is your failure.

I just use the calculator app on my Nokia phone.

It would be nice if God stopped playing games.

She has brought truth and you condemn it. The arrogance! You will not harm her, you will not harm her ever again!




Last Edited by Mister_Worlwide on 01/17/2013 01:36 PM

My uncle did, they kicked him out though. He was too hard core for them!

As you would pass judgment on her, I have come to pass judgment on you all.




Last Edited by Mister_Worlwide on 01/17/2013 01:37 PM

step away from photoshop immediately.

What do you wish to hear? That I once believed in the code of the Jedi? That I felt the call of the Sith, that perhaps, once, I held the galaxy by its throat? That for every good work that I did, I brought equal harm upon the galaxy? That perhaps the greatest of the Sith Lords knew of evil, they learned from me?

Make a 720p or 1080p HD version then I will watch it.

You see, the war, the true war, has never been one waged by droids, warships, or soldiers. They are but crude matter, obstacles against which we test ourselves.

now that is one true cat!

You know threads like this fucking piss me off.

I spent years drawing attention to myself,

Then I brought all that attention right here to GLP.

Why? So the whole world can see what a fucked up mess we have become.

And, to show the way out of the shit hole.

Yet every time I come on here it is the same ole shit.

Why?

Because you idiots want to keep making Life harder than it is.

It is very simple, within each of us is a little piece of that being known as God.

Now if you do not love that person who is carrying that little piece of God, well God gets pissed.

And God can fuck you up through a five year old!

So Love one another.

Love one another as if the whole world depends on it.

You are going to need to eat, and water you will need to drink.

All of this is PROVIDED for YOU.

Take care of it.

Replenish the earth!

If you take an apple, plant a fucking tree.

This is your MESS, and neither myself nor our father in Heaven is going to clean it up for you.

Last Edited by IAMIAM on 01/17/2013 01:50 PM