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SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:

 
Anonymous Coward
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Why to live when others would prosper from your death.hf
I am not taking that mark aka chip...
unless 2 policemen come knocking at my door push me to ground and insert that mofo in me...
Then when they do I will take my own life to stay true to Jesus cuz he doesnt like life.But before dat my last supper will be vegetarian.hf
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I'll be giving the mark. :)
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Can I get mine already? penguin
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Patience is next to Godliness!
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01/16/2013 04:04 PM
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Yeah well tents on a slope was fun and that big fish in the valley on a surfboard with peddeling to shore ... Biking along slopes and water and euh smoke out of the tent and euh .... Man why dont i even get 20000,- euro.
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God will judge him.hfThat will be his worst penalty.
satan the one who's gonna get fucked up
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Spirit666
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Remix! chuckle


hf
All God's angels come to us disguised.
~ James Russell Lowell

An angel can illuminate the thought and mind of man by strengthening the power of vision.
~ St Thomas Aquinas

Music is said to be the speech of angels.
~ Thomas Carlyle
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01/16/2013 04:06 PM
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Totally agree bro Satan/Saturn is a piece of crap wanna be joker thinks he's a clown pulling strings promising his followers the world.

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But even the archangel Michael, when he was disputing with the devil about the body of Moses, did not dare to bring a slanderous accusation against him, but said, "The Lord rebuke you!"
-- Jude 1:9

Ajamila
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That is because he did not have the authority to rebuke Lucifer. In Jesus Christ name I do, based on his blood of Jesus and his promises.

Lucifer is a piece of shit who is going to hell for 1,000 years then to the lake of fire.

My authority is above all angels holy or unholy by the authority of Jesus Christ when he speaks it through me by his Holy Spirit.
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SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:

All you Jesus haters know this God sends Satan to deceive you so you have no excuse for taking the buying and selling mark of the Antichrist.

Take the future mark of the beast and you will wish you were never born.

Gray Aliens 666 Watch the video, all of it or blame no one but yourself for serving Satan.
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dynamite1dpanicshocked
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c- yet
Mordier L'eft

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01/16/2013 04:08 PM
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this is what Net-Speak really means :

whatyoumeant
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LUCIFER = The biggest piece of shit God ever created.

What a dumb mutherfucking fallen angel

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iseeeeeeee
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/16/2013 04:10 PM
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WHERE ARE ALL THE JESUS HATERS?

THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT JESUS HERE ALL THE TIME.

WHERE ARE ALL THE JESUS HATER PUSSIES THAT ARE ALWAYS TALKING SHIT.

YOU'RE GOING TO HELL MOTHER FUCKERS IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT JESUS, WLL MAYBE. JESUS SAVES JESUS HATERS TO EVEN WHEN THEY DON'T WANT TO BE SAVED.

JESUS IS ONE BAD DUDE WHEN HE IS PISSED OFF.
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01/16/2013 04:11 PM
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You have neither heard nor understood;
from of old your ears have not been open.
Well do I know how treacherous you are;
you were called a rebel from birth.
For my own name’s sake I delay my wrath;
for the sake of my praise I hold it back from you,
so as not to destroy you completely.
See, I have refined you, though not as silver;
I have tested you in the furnace of affliction.
For my own sake, for my own sake, I do this.
How can I let myself be defamed?
I will not yield my glory to another.

Isaiah 48

God is one.
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all jesus haters are pussies
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01/16/2013 04:13 PM
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JESUS IS ONE BAD DUDE WHEN HE IS PISSED OFF.
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You better not get me angry then :)
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You're going to be punished for that fuckin lie soon
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all jesus haters are pussies
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Real thought provoking post there op chuckle I don't hate jesus but damn chill bro :P Listen to the song I just posted lmao...

hf
All God's angels come to us disguised.
~ James Russell Lowell

An angel can illuminate the thought and mind of man by strengthening the power of vision.
~ St Thomas Aquinas

Music is said to be the speech of angels.
~ Thomas Carlyle
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JESUS SAID TO JUDAS: you betray me with a kiss Judas
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It isn't that I want to betray Jesus.

It is that you wouldn't have it any other way.

I will never be worthy to you.

So what's my name BITCH?
Thread: Chains

Have you the strength to break them?
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You have neither heard nor understood;
from of old your ears have not been open.
Well do I know how treacherous you are;
you were called a rebel from birth.
For my own name’s sake I delay my wrath;
for the sake of my praise I hold it back from you,
so as not to destroy you completely.
See, I have refined you, though not as silver;
I have tested you in the furnace of affliction.
For my own sake, for my own sake, I do this.
How can I let myself be defamed?
I will not yield my glory to another.

Isaiah 48

God is one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20754036


Jesus is Lord
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01/16/2013 04:14 PM
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SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:

All you Jesus haters know this God sends Satan to deceive you so you have no excuse for taking the buying and selling mark of the Antichrist.

Take the future mark of the beast and you will wish you were never born.

Gray Aliens 666 Watch the video, all of it or blame no one but yourself for serving Satan.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25928671
If it is not at least 720p I am not watching it. I didn't pay for a HD LCD to watch no 480p!thwak
 Quoting: Mister_Worlwide



THEN GOTO HELL IF THATS WHAT YOU WANT DUMB ASS.
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drama
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
Mordier L'eft

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01/16/2013 04:14 PM
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Re: SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:
WHERE ARE ALL THE JESUS HATERS?

THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT JESUS HERE ALL THE TIME.

WHERE ARE ALL THE JESUS HATER PUSSIES THAT ARE ALWAYS TALKING SHIT.

YOU'RE GOING TO HELL MOTHER FUCKERS IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT JESUS, WLL MAYBE. JESUS SAVES JESUS HATERS TO EVEN WHEN THEY DON'T WANT TO BE SAVED.

JESUS IS ONE BAD DUDE WHEN HE IS PISSED OFF.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25928671


fuckoffjesus
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
Mister_Worlwide

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01/16/2013 04:15 PM
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Hhm but i still want to kill 2 hubs in that starwars counsil thing + someone infront.
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But it's not impossible. I used to bull's-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home, and they're not much bigger than two meters
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
Mister_Worlwide

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01/16/2013 04:16 PM
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Papa Smurf is 666

damned
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Think that is funny? You will wish you were never born if you don't change your mind.

Jesus Christ is going to have the Holy Angels torture all people who take the future mark of the beast. You dip shit is that what you want, to be tortured by God?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25928671


I'll be giving the mark. :)
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


NOPE, you will be dead first for that smart ass remark. I suggest you ask for forgiveness soon unless you belong to the Fallen angels in hybird human form. Those need not apply. Hell is already your destiny.
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Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view....
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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01/16/2013 04:17 PM
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And the Lord said to my Lord...
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01/16/2013 04:18 PM
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SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:

All you Jesus haters know this God sends Satan to deceive you so you have no excuse for taking the buying and selling mark of the Antichrist.

Take the future mark of the beast and you will wish you were never born.

Gray Aliens 666 Watch the video, all of it or blame no one but yourself for serving Satan.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25928671


dynamite1dpanicshocked
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c- yet
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YOU ARE ALL SO EASY, SATAN WILL EAT MOST OF YOU FOR LUNCH WHEN HIS ANTICHRIST COMES WITH HIS MARK OF THE BEAST.

GOT JESUS? BETTER HURRY
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01/16/2013 04:18 PM
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I gather Satan doesn't like being on top?
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01/16/2013 04:19 PM
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And the Lord said to my Lord...
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SIT AT MY RIGHT HAND
Spirit666
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I'm having fun posting relatable songs lol
This one is a REHAB remix :P


hf
All God's angels come to us disguised.
~ James Russell Lowell

An angel can illuminate the thought and mind of man by strengthening the power of vision.
~ St Thomas Aquinas

Music is said to be the speech of angels.
~ Thomas Carlyle
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WHERE ARE ALL THE JESUS HATERS?

THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT JESUS HERE ALL THE TIME.

WHERE ARE ALL THE JESUS HATER PUSSIES THAT ARE ALWAYS TALKING SHIT.

YOU'RE GOING TO HELL MOTHER FUCKERS IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT JESUS, WLL MAYBE. JESUS SAVES JESUS HATERS TO EVEN WHEN THEY DON'T WANT TO BE SAVED.

JESUS IS ONE BAD DUDE WHEN HE IS PISSED OFF.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25928671


:fuckoffjesus:
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


JESUS DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR DRUGS, HE WILL FORGIVE YOU THAT, BUT TAKE THE MARK OF THE BEAST AND YOU'RE FUCKED FOREVER
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HEAVEN AND HELL

666
Mister_Worlwide

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And one in the nabut one and escape in the front view...how
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It is pointless to concern yourself with your friends now. The Force has ordained this moment. But remember. You are not a Jedi Knight yet..
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
Mister_Worlwide

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Eyes above the seat ... Okay.
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Strong am I with the Force, but not that strong. Twilight is upon me, and soon night must fall. That is the way of things. The way of the Force....
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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ROCKEFELLER
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IS HELL REAL
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Mister_Worlwide

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Hhm but i still want to kill 2 hubs in that starwars counsil thing + someone infront.
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Another dumb ass. Don't you understand why I'm giving you such a hard time. You think this is a game, but it is about to get very real to you.
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catcop
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...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
Mister_Worlwide

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We have no spring here plus i want 20000,- euro or make your own planet.
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Thief! I will sell one for 19500 euro!
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!

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