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SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:

 
Anonymous Coward
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01/16/2013 04:41 PM
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Re: SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:
I think i would use a kitchen knife here.
Mister_Worlwide

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01/16/2013 04:43 PM
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Yeah well tents on a slope was fun and that big fish in the valley on a surfboard with peddeling to shore ... Biking along slopes and water and euh smoke out of the tent and euh .... Man why dont i even get 20000,- euro.
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Mysterious are the ways of the Force...
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
Mister_Worlwide

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01/16/2013 04:44 PM
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Re: SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:
JESUS IS ONE BAD DUDE WHEN HE IS PISSED OFF.
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You better not get me angry then :)
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes
I've accepted the truth that you were once Anakin Skywalker, my Uncle....
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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01/16/2013 04:45 PM
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Re: SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:
all jesus haters are pussies
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cat65
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...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
Anonymous Coward
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01/16/2013 04:48 PM
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Re: SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:
Do not do gears of war someone told me ... But man eh whats wrong with you anyway.
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01/16/2013 04:51 PM
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Re: SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:
A=06 B=12 C=18 D=24 E=30 F=36 G=42 H=48 I=54 J=60 K=66 L=72 M=78
N=84 O=90 P=96 Q=102 R=108 S=114 T=120 U=126 V=132 W=138 X=144 Y=150 Z=156


Roman Catholic Church = 1158

Mother of Harlots = 1158

Roman Catholic = 792

False Religion = 792
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01/16/2013 04:52 PM
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Re: SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:
I dislike bugs ... Tiger pooed out two mealworms in a heart worm once but eh gosh that 4m long sniper sounds so cool if that triangle with hollow point doesnt work...
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01/16/2013 04:53 PM
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A=06 B=12 C=18 D=24 E=30 F=36 G=42 H=48 I=54 J=60 K=66 L=72 M=78
N=84 O=90 P=96 Q=102 R=108 S=114 T=120 U=126 V=132 W=138 X=144 Y=150 Z=156


Jesus of Nazareth = 1128
Shroud of Turin = 1128
Rises on third day =1128
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01/16/2013 04:53 PM
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11 11?
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01/16/2013 04:56 PM
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Re: SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:
ARE YOU DUM BASSES LEARNING ANYTHING YET?

never ever and I mean never fucking ever take the buying and selling mark of the Antichrist.

Ask the real Jesus to help you before that time.
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01/16/2013 04:57 PM
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Re: SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:
.. I use a kitchen knife when nothing helpfull helped , so much simpler.
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A=06 B=12 C=18 D=24 E=30 F=36 G=42 H=48 I=54 J=60 K=66 L=72 M=78
N=84 O=90 P=96 Q=102 R=108 S=114 T=120 U=126 V=132 W=138 X=144 Y=150 Z=156


Mark of Beast=666 Bio Implant=666 Digital ID Chip=666 Satanic Mark=666

E-Identity = 666 Kissinger = 666 Sorceries=666 Necromancy=666

Witchcraft=666 Verishield=666 Mondex Chip=666 Monsanto=666

Monetary = 666 False Market = 666 Insanity = 666 Unruly = 666

Lustful = 666 Book of the dead =666 Satan's RFID = 666 RFID Body Tag = 666

RFID Scanner = 666 Image of Satan=666 Satan Cult = 666 Satan's Seal = 666

End Time Alien=666 Gray Aliens = 666 Islamic Lies = 666 Sharia Laws=666

Papal State = 666 Vatican Hill = 666 Fatima Miracle=666 Quarrels=666




New York=666 (United Nations?)

Waco Texas=666 (David Koresh?)

A Branch Davidian=666 (David Koresh's group)


Geneticist=666


Vaccination=666



(Normal vaccinations are fine: but be very wary of any mandatory vaccinations ordered by the government)



Almost 666 but not quite


Osama bin Laden = 660

Adolf Hitler = 660
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01/16/2013 04:58 PM
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Re: SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:
Never happened ... They all did it while moving away in time.
Mister_Worlwide

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01/16/2013 05:01 PM
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Re: SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:
WHERE ARE ALL THE JESUS HATERS?

THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT JESUS HERE ALL THE TIME.

WHERE ARE ALL THE JESUS HATER PUSSIES THAT ARE ALWAYS TALKING SHIT.

YOU'RE GOING TO HELL MOTHER FUCKERS IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT JESUS, WLL MAYBE. JESUS SAVES JESUS HATERS TO EVEN WHEN THEY DON'T WANT TO BE SAVED.

JESUS IS ONE BAD DUDE WHEN HE IS PISSED OFF.
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fuckoffjesus
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


JESUS DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR DRUGS, HE WILL FORGIVE YOU THAT, BUT TAKE THE MARK OF THE BEAST AND YOU'RE FUCKED FOREVER
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crow2
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Mister_Worlwide

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01/16/2013 05:07 PM
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I suggest you ask for forgiveness soon unless you belong to the Fallen angels in hybird human form. Those need not apply. Hell is already your destiny.
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And in case you wondering I am a Fallen Angel in hybrid human form.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes
I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father.
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Would you settle for being a Brother?
 Quoting: IAMIAM
I'm aware that you Jedi don't place the same value on discipline as we Sith do, but surely when a father gives a command, he expects his son to obey..
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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01/16/2013 05:08 PM
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Re: SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:
WHERE ARE THE JESUS HATERS, and the pussy Satan worshipers
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01/16/2013 05:09 PM
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SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:

All you Jesus haters know this God sends Satan to deceive you so you have no excuse for taking the buying and selling mark of the Antichrist.

Take the future mark of the beast and you will wish you were never born.

Gray Aliens 666 Watch the video, all of it or blame no one but yourself for serving Satan.
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IAMIAM

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01/16/2013 05:11 PM
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I'm aware that you Jedi don't place the same value on discipline as we Sith do, but surely when a father gives a command, he expects his son to obey..
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My father made me a King.

Thus, I choose my destiny.

Last Edited by IAMIAM on 01/16/2013 05:11 PM
Thread: Chains

Have you the strength to break them?
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01/16/2013 05:11 PM
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Do not do gears of war someone told me ... But man eh whats wrong with you anyway.
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Gears of War is a good game.
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
Mister_Worlwide

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01/16/2013 05:13 PM
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WHERE ARE THE JESUS HATERS, and the pussy Satan worshipers
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krazykat
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...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
IAMIAM

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Gears of War is a good game.
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A game best left on a game console.
Thread: Chains

Have you the strength to break them?
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And in case you wondering I am a Fallen Angel in hybrid human form.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes
I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father.
 Quoting: Mister_Worlwide


Would you settle for being a Brother?
 Quoting: IAMIAM
I'm aware that you Jedi don't place the same value on discipline as we Sith do, but surely when a father gives a command, he expects his son to obey..
 Quoting: Mister_Worlwide
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WHAT KIND OF IDIOT ARE YOU.

The real star wars is right in front of you and you want to talk about fiction. Are you out of your mind? Never mind no need to answer that.
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I'm aware that you Jedi don't place the same value on discipline as we Sith do, but surely when a father gives a command, he expects his son to obey..
 Quoting: Mister_Worlwide


My father made me a King.

Thus, I choose my destiny.
 Quoting: IAMIAM
Only a fully trained Jedi knight, with the Force as his ally, will conquer Vader and his Emperor. If you end your training now, if you choose the quick and easy path, as Vader did, you will become an agent of evil.
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
Mister_Worlwide

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01/16/2013 05:14 PM
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Gears of War is a good game.
 Quoting: Mister_Worlwide


A game best left on a game console.
 Quoting: IAMIAM


A Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger. Fear. Aggression. The dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow. Quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan's apprentice
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...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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01/16/2013 05:14 PM
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Yeah Well jedis are weeners its near mekka ..
IAMIAM

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01/16/2013 05:16 PM
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Only a fully trained Jedi knight, with the Force as his ally, will conquer Vader and his Emperor. If you end your training now, if you choose the quick and easy path, as Vader did, you will become an agent of evil.
 Quoting: Mister_Worlwide


Then let your training begin.

If you truly wish to understand the power of the force,

Take this walk to the end of the thread.

Go down every path it leads you.

Thread: I am Jesus Christ


If after that, you do not understand the ways of the Force,

Then you were never a knight in your heart.
Thread: Chains

Have you the strength to break them?
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01/16/2013 05:17 PM
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Re: SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:
Illizy leaves pumpkin trails . . How bad is that when its not special.

But ehm why are you fronting btw im preparing to get a home before summer by asking for 20000,- euro.
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01/16/2013 05:19 PM
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Only a fully trained Jedi knight, with the Force as his ally, will conquer Vader and his Emperor. If you end your training now, if you choose the quick and easy path, as Vader did, you will become an agent of evil.
 Quoting: Mister_Worlwide


Then let your training begin.

If you truly wish to understand the power of the force,

Take this walk to the end of the thread.

Go down every path it leads you.

Thread: I am Jesus Christ


If after that, you do not understand the ways of the Force,

Then you were never a knight in your heart.
 Quoting: IAMIAM


20000,- please.
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01/16/2013 05:21 PM
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I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father.
 Quoting: Mister_Worlwide


Would you settle for being a Brother?
 Quoting: IAMIAM
I'm aware that you Jedi don't place the same value on discipline as we Sith do, but surely when a father gives a command, he expects his son to obey..
 Quoting: Mister_Worlwide
\
WHAT KIND OF IDIOT ARE YOU.

The real star wars is right in front of you and you want to talk about fiction. Are you out of your mind? Never mind no need to answer that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25928671
Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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I'm aware that you Jedi don't place the same value on discipline as we Sith do, but surely when a father gives a command, he expects his son to obey..
 Quoting: Mister_Worlwide


My father made me a King.

Thus, I choose my destiny.
 Quoting: IAMIAM


Ah, if you choose your own destiny then you know nothing at all yet.