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SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:

 
Mister_Worlwide

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Yeah Well jedis are weeners its near mekka ..
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Victory, you say? Master Obi-Wan, not victory. The shroud of the Dark Side has fallen. Begun the Clone War has.
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Only a fully trained Jedi knight, with the Force as his ally, will conquer Vader and his Emperor. If you end your training now, if you choose the quick and easy path, as Vader did, you will become an agent of evil.
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Then let your training begin.

If you truly wish to understand the power of the force,

Take this walk to the end of the thread.

Go down every path it leads you.

Thread: I am Jesus Christ


If after that, you do not understand the ways of the Force,

Then you were never a knight in your heart.
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The boy you trained, gone he is, consumed by Darth Vader.
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That heineken crate is still half full ... So happy no worrys that its empty fast altough hmmm i wanted to throw it down the drain but i had a mc dinner anyway you dont care .... I do give me 20000,- euro for my home or else i try before the summer and it aint catpoo....
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Illizy leaves pumpkin trails . . How bad is that when its not special.

But ehm why are you fronting btw im preparing to get a home before summer by asking for 20000,- euro.
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Qui-Gon's defiance I sense in you.
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Only a fully trained Jedi knight, with the Force as his ally, will conquer Vader and his Emperor. If you end your training now, if you choose the quick and easy path, as Vader did, you will become an agent of evil.
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Then let your training begin.

If you truly wish to understand the power of the force,

Take this walk to the end of the thread.

Go down every path it leads you.

Thread: I am Jesus Christ


If after that, you do not understand the ways of the Force,

Then you were never a knight in your heart.
 Quoting: IAMIAM


20000,- please.
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19800!
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That heineken crate is still half full ... So happy no worrys that its empty fast altough hmmm i wanted to throw it down the drain but i had a mc dinner anyway you dont care .... I do give me 20000,- euro for my home or else i try before the summer and it aint catpoo....
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Whiskey
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As real as a cam pointed at earth....
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The boy you trained, gone he is, consumed by Darth Vader.
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That's fine.

If you wish to serve Vader, that is cool.

He is my second in command.

I was merely offering you a promotion.
Thread: Chains

Have you the strength to break them?
Mister_Worlwide

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As real as a cam pointed at earth....
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De Walletjes?
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The boy you trained, gone he is, consumed by Darth Vader.
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That's fine.

If you wish to serve Vader, that is cool.

He is my second in command.

I was merely offering you a promotion.
 Quoting: IAMIAM

What do you want? Tell me what you want and I will show you how the dark side can help you achieve it. Do you want friends? The dark side can compel them for you. Lovers? The dark side understands passion in a way you never have. Do you want riches—endless life—deep wisdom…?
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The boy you trained, gone he is, consumed by Darth Vader.
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That's fine.

If you wish to serve Vader, that is cool.

He is my second in command.

I was merely offering you a promotion.
 Quoting: IAMIAM


And No,

I am NOT the Emperor.

yoda
Thread: Chains

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The boy you trained, gone he is, consumed by Darth Vader.
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That's fine.

If you wish to serve Vader, that is cool.

He is my second in command.

I was merely offering you a promotion.
 Quoting: IAMIAM

What do you want? Tell me what you want and I will show you how the dark side can help you achieve it. Do you want friends? The dark side can compel them for you. Lovers? The dark side understands passion in a way you never have. Do you want riches—endless life—deep wisdom…?
 Quoting: Mister_Worlwide


What I want you to do is SNAP the FUCK out of your sleep.

Life is NOT a fucking movie.

While you sit here with your thumb up your ass,

Your real power is being taking away piece by piece.

I want you to wake the fuck up.

Get it?
Thread: Chains

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Think that is funny? You will wish you were never born if you don't change your mind.

Jesus Christ is going to have the Holy Angels torture all people who take the future mark of the beast. You dip shit is that what you want, to be tortured by God?
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I'll be giving the mark. :)
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NOPE, you will be dead first for that smart ass remark. I suggest you ask for forgiveness soon unless you belong to the Fallen angels in hybird human form. Those need not apply. Hell is already your destiny.
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Better to Reign in Hell than Serve in Heaven

devil6
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who lied to ur bRAIN AND TOLD U U WILL REIGN IN HELL? U WILL ROTE not reign. burned and scorched skin cant reign any thing, and those who r in heaven will be the winners in living in paradise and enjoying it. while u will be screamn like a dog.
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The boy you trained, gone he is, consumed by Darth Vader.
 Quoting: Mister_Worlwide


That's fine.

If you wish to serve Vader, that is cool.

He is my second in command.

I was merely offering you a promotion.
 Quoting: IAMIAM

What do you want? Tell me what you want and I will show you how the dark side can help you achieve it. Do you want friends? The dark side can compel them for you. Lovers? The dark side understands passion in a way you never have. Do you want riches—endless life—deep wisdom…?
 Quoting: Mister_Worlwide


What I want you to do is SNAP the FUCK out of your sleep.

Life is NOT a fucking movie.

While you sit here with your thumb up your ass,

Your real power is being taking away piece by piece.

I want you to wake the fuck up.

Get it?
 Quoting: IAMIAM


The Jedi Order's problem is Yoda. No being can wield that kind of power for centuries without becoming complacent at best or corrupt at worst. He has no idea that it's overtaken him; he no longer sees all the little cumulative evils that the Republic tolerates and fosters, from slavery to endless wars, and he never asks, 'Why are we not acting to stop this?' Live alongside corruption for too long, and you no longer notice the stench.
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As real as a cam pointed at earth....
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De Walletjes?
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No they did the street again here but we called the fire departement for a fluiting noise ... They stood here until midnight ... On the bricks next to the bricks... It has lower areas again now.
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The Jedi Order's problem is Yoda.
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YO!

yapping

Duh!
Thread: Chains

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No one serves in heaven, its a party in heaven, In heaven the work is finished. In hell there is never any rest or peace. You are a dumb ass.
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Hell has more fun!!!!

5a
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Clueless.
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Let me know when your Christ returns :)
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hell was created for pl like u. the Creator knew which path u will choose b4 He created u and the universe thats y He created hell for u so u can enjoy swimming in lake of lava so delicate on ur baby skin. enjoy......reigning....in hell laugh out loud.
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The Jedi Order's problem is Yoda.
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YO!

yapping

Duh!
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In the end, the Jedi will be remembered, if at all, as nothing more than an embarrassing footnote in history, and the Sith will rule, at last bringing structure to the galaxy
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Hell has more fun!!!!

5a
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Clueless.
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Let me know when your Christ returns :)
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hell was created for pl like u. the Creator knew which path u will choose b4 He created u and the universe thats y He created hell for u so u can enjoy swimming in lake of lava so delicate on ur baby skin. enjoy......reigning....in hell laugh out loud.
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Olaf is that you?
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No pffh listen ... Im oahf and i want 20000,- euro or you need to go away.
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Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense
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11I am the good shepherd: the good shepherd giveth his life for the sheep. 12But he that is an hireling, and not the shepherd, whose own the sheep are not, seeth the wolf coming, and leaveth the sheep, and fleeth: and the wolf catcheth them, and scattereth the sheep. 13The hireling fleeth, because he is an hireling, and careth not for the sheep. 14I am the good shepherd, and know my sheep, and am known of mine. 15As the Father knoweth me, even so know I the Father: and I lay down my life for the sheep. 16And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, and one shepherd. 17Therefore doth my Father love me, because I lay down my life, that I might take it again. 18No man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.
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I love my Saviour. I love Yahshua. Thank you my good and loving Shephard.
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Oh so i can swing on swing down there again against the core shell ?

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The dismantel the suns core looked prettyer , with the suns skin layer falling down or floating away ... Not a super nova.
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The Jedi Order's problem is Yoda.
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YO!

yapping

Duh!
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In the end, the Jedi will be remembered, if at all, as nothing more than an embarrassing footnote in history, and the Sith will rule, at last bringing structure to the galaxy
 Quoting: Mister_Worlwide



Well been fun.

Got a Universe to run.

Perhaps I could arrange a starring role in the next sequel.

Let me think on it.
Thread: Chains

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1 idea with time left besides other ways.
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11 I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and makes war.

12His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no one knows but he himself.

13He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God. 14The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean.

15Out of his mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations. “He will rule them with an iron scepter.”a He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty. 16On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written:

King of Kings and Lord of Lords.

17And I saw an angel standing in the sun, who cried in a loud voice to all the birds flying in midair, “Come, gather together for the great supper of God, 18so that you may eat the flesh of kings, generals, and mighty men, of horses and their riders, and the flesh of all people, free and slave, small and great.”

19Then I saw the beast and the kings of the earth and their armies gathered together to make war against the rider on the horse and his army. 20But the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who had performed the miraculous signs on his behalf. With these signs he had deluded those who had received the mark of the beast and worshiped his image. The two of them were thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulfur. 21The rest of them were killed with the sword that came out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds gorged themselves on their flesh.

rev 19
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Satan wants to fuck us up?

Well, he's just going to have to join the queue then. The IRS, OBama, big oil, big tobacco and Big Macs got here long before him.
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I'm aware that you Jedi don't place the same value on discipline as we Sith do, but surely when a father gives a command, he expects his son to obey..
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My father made me a King.

Thus, I choose my destiny.
 Quoting: IAMIAM


Ah, if you choose your own destiny then you know nothing at all yet.



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Satan wants to fuck us up?

Well, he's just going to have to join the queue then. The IRS, OBama, big oil, big tobacco and Big Macs got here long before him.
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Hey who do you think runs those companies? Gee you not the sharpest tool in the shed are you.
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Re: SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:
Altough 3 simulations ended with aaah run the other direction.

...

Not like the oh the earth is moving simulations , those where pretty nicer.

Canada flying over during the day also looked funny aswell as south africa falling on Oslo ... Or rift valleys , or blahblah whatever.

Bubbling s america soil explosiens where cooler ... Or that light suck one with inmense upward soil , or that german core blast or mekka bases in the air or bases uncovered or a village on a base...

Or inside out or life spitting or blhblhblh all coolest for an end different then soh ...
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Re: SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:
The Jedi Order's problem is Yoda.
 Quoting: Mister_Worlwide


YO!

yapping

Duh!
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You sure are a stupid I AM. At least the one and only I am knows what he is doing. Your a complete ding dong for sure.
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Re: SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:
Ijselmeer milkshake ... That light view with mid finger ploing looks so boring near amsterdam and heelversum.

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