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SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:

 
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As real as a cam pointed at earth....
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De Walletjes?
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No they did the street again here but we called the fire departement for a fluiting noise ... They stood here until midnight ... On the bricks next to the bricks... It has lower areas again now.
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The Jedi Order's problem is Yoda.
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YO!

yapping

Duh!
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No one serves in heaven, its a party in heaven, In heaven the work is finished. In hell there is never any rest or peace. You are a dumb ass.
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Hell has more fun!!!!

5a
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Clueless.
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Let me know when your Christ returns :)
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hell was created for pl like u. the Creator knew which path u will choose b4 He created u and the universe thats y He created hell for u so u can enjoy swimming in lake of lava so delicate on ur baby skin. enjoy......reigning....in hell laugh out loud.
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The Jedi Order's problem is Yoda.
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YO!

yapping

Duh!
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Hell has more fun!!!!

5a
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Clueless.
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Let me know when your Christ returns :)
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


hell was created for pl like u. the Creator knew which path u will choose b4 He created u and the universe thats y He created hell for u so u can enjoy swimming in lake of lava so delicate on ur baby skin. enjoy......reigning....in hell laugh out loud.
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Olaf is that you?
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No pffh listen ... Im oahf and i want 20000,- euro or you need to go away.
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Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense
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11I am the good shepherd: the good shepherd giveth his life for the sheep. 12But he that is an hireling, and not the shepherd, whose own the sheep are not, seeth the wolf coming, and leaveth the sheep, and fleeth: and the wolf catcheth them, and scattereth the sheep. 13The hireling fleeth, because he is an hireling, and careth not for the sheep. 14I am the good shepherd, and know my sheep, and am known of mine. 15As the Father knoweth me, even so know I the Father: and I lay down my life for the sheep. 16And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, and one shepherd. 17Therefore doth my Father love me, because I lay down my life, that I might take it again. 18No man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.
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I love my Saviour. I love Yahshua. Thank you my good and loving Shephard.
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Oh so i can swing on swing down there again against the core shell ?

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The dismantel the suns core looked prettyer , with the suns skin layer falling down or floating away ... Not a super nova.
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The Jedi Order's problem is Yoda.
 Quoting: Mister_Worlwide


YO!

yapping

Duh!
 Quoting: IAMIAM
In the end, the Jedi will be remembered, if at all, as nothing more than an embarrassing footnote in history, and the Sith will rule, at last bringing structure to the galaxy
 Quoting: Mister_Worlwide



Well been fun.

Got a Universe to run.

Perhaps I could arrange a starring role in the next sequel.

Let me think on it.
Thread: Chains

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1 idea with time left besides other ways.
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11 I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and makes war.

12His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no one knows but he himself.

13He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God. 14The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean.

15Out of his mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations. “He will rule them with an iron scepter.”a He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty. 16On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written:

King of Kings and Lord of Lords.

17And I saw an angel standing in the sun, who cried in a loud voice to all the birds flying in midair, “Come, gather together for the great supper of God, 18so that you may eat the flesh of kings, generals, and mighty men, of horses and their riders, and the flesh of all people, free and slave, small and great.”

19Then I saw the beast and the kings of the earth and their armies gathered together to make war against the rider on the horse and his army. 20But the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who had performed the miraculous signs on his behalf. With these signs he had deluded those who had received the mark of the beast and worshiped his image. The two of them were thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulfur. 21The rest of them were killed with the sword that came out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds gorged themselves on their flesh.

rev 19
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Satan wants to fuck us up?

Well, he's just going to have to join the queue then. The IRS, OBama, big oil, big tobacco and Big Macs got here long before him.
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01/16/2013 05:55 PM
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I'm aware that you Jedi don't place the same value on discipline as we Sith do, but surely when a father gives a command, he expects his son to obey..
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My father made me a King.

Thus, I choose my destiny.
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Ah, if you choose your own destiny then you know nothing at all yet.



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Satan wants to fuck us up?

Well, he's just going to have to join the queue then. The IRS, OBama, big oil, big tobacco and Big Macs got here long before him.
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Hey who do you think runs those companies? Gee you not the sharpest tool in the shed are you.
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Altough 3 simulations ended with aaah run the other direction.

...

Not like the oh the earth is moving simulations , those where pretty nicer.

Canada flying over during the day also looked funny aswell as south africa falling on Oslo ... Or rift valleys , or blahblah whatever.

Bubbling s america soil explosiens where cooler ... Or that light suck one with inmense upward soil , or that german core blast or mekka bases in the air or bases uncovered or a village on a base...

Or inside out or life spitting or blhblhblh all coolest for an end different then soh ...
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The Jedi Order's problem is Yoda.
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YO!

yapping

Duh!
 Quoting: IAMIAM


You sure are a stupid I AM. At least the one and only I am knows what he is doing. Your a complete ding dong for sure.
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Ijselmeer milkshake ... That light view with mid finger ploing looks so boring near amsterdam and heelversum.
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1 idea with time left besides other ways.
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The pizza came after 30 minutes so I got it for free. They delivered it in a Geir Tank....

Last Edited by Mister_Worlwide on 01/16/2013 06:16 PM
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11 I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and makes war.

12His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no one knows but he himself.

13He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God. 14The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean.

15Out of his mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations. “He will rule them with an iron scepter.”a He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty. 16On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written:

King of Kings and Lord of Lords.

17And I saw an angel standing in the sun, who cried in a loud voice to all the birds flying in midair, “Come, gather together for the great supper of God, 18so that you may eat the flesh of kings, generals, and mighty men, of horses and their riders, and the flesh of all people, free and slave, small and great.”

19Then I saw the beast and the kings of the earth and their armies gathered together to make war against the rider on the horse and his army. 20But the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who had performed the miraculous signs on his behalf. With these signs he had deluded those who had received the mark of the beast and worshiped his image. The two of them were thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulfur. 21The rest of them were killed with the sword that came out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds gorged themselves on their flesh.

rev 19
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25567776

I understand politics, my friend. I know that you have to be circumspect about what you say and to whom. But that the disenfranchised worlds of the Outer Rim enjoy any support at all is largely due to you. You speak honestly and you champion the underprivileged, and you may be the only one capable of bringing the Republic back from the brink. Unless, of course, you have been lying to me all these years.
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The Jedi Order's problem is Yoda.
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YO!

yapping

Duh!
 Quoting: IAMIAM


You sure are a stupid I AM. At least the one and only I am knows what he is doing. Your a complete ding dong for sure.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25928671


Ding Dong

Absolutely.
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Satan wants to fuck us up?

Well, he's just going to have to join the queue then. The IRS, OBama, big oil, big tobacco and Big Macs got here long before him.
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Hey who do you think runs those companies? Gee you not the sharpest tool in the shed are you.
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Once more the Sith will rule the galaxy, and we shall have peace........
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Altough 3 simulations ended with aaah run the other direction.

...

Not like the oh the earth is moving simulations , those where pretty nicer.

Canada flying over during the day also looked funny aswell as south africa falling on Oslo ... Or rift valleys , or blahblah whatever.

Bubbling s america soil explosiens where cooler ... Or that light suck one with inmense upward soil , or that german core blast or mekka bases in the air or bases uncovered or a village on a base...

Or inside out or life spitting or blhblhblh all coolest for an end different then soh ...
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Shake N Bake chicken with coca cola
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11 I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and makes war.

12His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no one knows but he himself.

13He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God. 14The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean.

15Out of his mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations. “He will rule them with an iron scepter.”a He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty. 16On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written:

King of Kings and Lord of Lords.

17And I saw an angel standing in the sun, who cried in a loud voice to all the birds flying in midair, “Come, gather together for the great supper of God, 18so that you may eat the flesh of kings, generals, and mighty men, of horses and their riders, and the flesh of all people, free and slave, small and great.”

19Then I saw the beast and the kings of the earth and their armies gathered together to make war against the rider on the horse and his army. 20But the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who had performed the miraculous signs on his behalf. With these signs he had deluded those who had received the mark of the beast and worshiped his image. The two of them were thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulfur. 21The rest of them were killed with the sword that came out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds gorged themselves on their flesh.

rev 19
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25567776

I understand politics, my friend. I know that you have to be circumspect about what you say and to whom. But that the disenfranchised worlds of the Outer Rim enjoy any support at all is largely due to you. You speak honestly and you champion the underprivileged, and you may be the only one capable of bringing the Republic back from the brink. Unless, of course, you have been lying to me all these years.
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no lie here, that is the truth. stand firm till the end.

"And nothing unclean and no one who practices abomination and lying, shall ever come into it (the holy city, new Jerusalem ), but only those whose names are written in the Lamb's book of life." (REVELATION 21:27).
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The Jedi Order's problem is Yoda.
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YO!

yapping

Duh!
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You sure are a stupid I AM. At least the one and only I am knows what he is doing. Your a complete ding dong for sure.
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You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it! Give into your anger! With each passing moment, you make yourself more my servant....

Last Edited by Mister_Worlwide on 01/16/2013 06:20 PM
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The Jedi Order's problem is Yoda.
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YO!

yapping

Duh!
 Quoting: IAMIAM


You sure are a stupid I AM. At least the one and only I am knows what he is doing. Your a complete ding dong for sure.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25928671


Ding Dong

Absolutely.
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I like Zingers personally, but they have been unavailable since Hostess went bankrupt.
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11 I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and makes war.

12His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no one knows but he himself.

13He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God. 14The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean.

15Out of his mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations. “He will rule them with an iron scepter.”a He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty. 16On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written:

King of Kings and Lord of Lords.

17And I saw an angel standing in the sun, who cried in a loud voice to all the birds flying in midair, “Come, gather together for the great supper of God, 18so that you may eat the flesh of kings, generals, and mighty men, of horses and their riders, and the flesh of all people, free and slave, small and great.”

19Then I saw the beast and the kings of the earth and their armies gathered together to make war against the rider on the horse and his army. 20But the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who had performed the miraculous signs on his behalf. With these signs he had deluded those who had received the mark of the beast and worshiped his image. The two of them were thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulfur. 21The rest of them were killed with the sword that came out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds gorged themselves on their flesh.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25567776

I understand politics, my friend. I know that you have to be circumspect about what you say and to whom. But that the disenfranchised worlds of the Outer Rim enjoy any support at all is largely due to you. You speak honestly and you champion the underprivileged, and you may be the only one capable of bringing the Republic back from the brink. Unless, of course, you have been lying to me all these years.
 Quoting: Mister_Worlwide


no lie here, that is the truth. stand firm till the end.

"And nothing unclean and no one who practices abomination and lying, shall ever come into it (the holy city, new Jerusalem ), but only those whose names are written in the Lamb's book of life." (REVELATION 21:27).
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That is why He loved her more than us. Rather let us be ashamed and put on the perfect Man, and separate as He commanded us and preach the gospel, not laying down any other rule or other law beyond what the Savior said.
The Gospel According to Mary Magdalene, 9:9

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And i destroy m." well gl.
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And i destroy m." well gl.
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GL as in OpenGL?
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bump3
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I'm aware that you Jedi don't place the same value on discipline as we Sith do, but surely when a father gives a command, he expects his son to obey..
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