SATAN WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP:

No, they won't. What, you think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on me, only money.

There are many realities in the universe, some of them quite harsh. One reality that is inescapable is that there is nothing more valuable than a friend. More than food, more than shelter, and more than weaponry, an ally can save your life.

Give a Wookiee bantha meat, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a Wookiee to hunt bantha, and he'll eat for a lifetime.

Secrets must be exposed when found. Detours must be taken when encountered. And if you are the one who stands at the crossroads or the place of concealment, you must never leave it to another to act in your place.

You've been a good apprentice, Obi-Wan, and you're a much wiser man than I am. I foresee you will become a great Jedi Knight.

You bore all the responsibility for what happened. You went over and over your mistakes. You must know this, Obi-Wan—it is Anakin who chose to turn to the dark side. Grief did not push him there. You did not push him there. He made the choice.

I can feel you, my master, faint, weak. No longer do your teachings whisper within my skull...

anyone ever dream of the black man?

You will regret what you said when you there. You will beg Jesus night and day tp take you out because of the everlasting worms that eat you
and fire that burn your flesh of while new ones grow out to burn again
Only a fool can be so dumb

Perhaps you were expecting some surprise, for me to reveal a secret that had eluded you, something that would change your perspective of events, shatter you to your core. There is no great revelation, no great secret. There is only you.

For one as limited as you, perhaps. To have fallen so far and learned nothing, that is your failure.

I just use the calculator app on my Nokia phone.

It would be nice if God stopped playing games.

She has brought truth and you condemn it. The arrogance! You will not harm her, you will not harm her ever again!




Last Edited by Mister_Worldwide on 01/17/2013 01:36 PM

My uncle did, they kicked him out though. He was too hard core for them!

As you would pass judgment on her, I have come to pass judgment on you all.




Last Edited by Mister_Worldwide on 01/17/2013 01:37 PM

:lightningheart:

:Jesusmanny:

step away from photoshop immediately.

What do you wish to hear? That I once believed in the code of the Jedi? That I felt the call of the Sith, that perhaps, once, I held the galaxy by its throat? That for every good work that I did, I brought equal harm upon the galaxy? That perhaps the greatest of the Sith Lords knew of evil, they learned from me?

Make a 720p or 1080p HD version then I will watch it.

You see, the war, the true war, has never been one waged by droids, warships, or soldiers. They are but crude matter, obstacles against which we test ourselves.

now that is one true cat!

You know threads like this fucking piss me off.

I spent years drawing attention to myself,

Then I brought all that attention right here to GLP.

Why? So the whole world can see what a fucked up mess we have become.

And, to show the way out of the shit hole.

Yet every time I come on here it is the same ole shit.

Why?

Because you idiots want to keep making Life harder than it is.

It is very simple, within each of us is a little piece of that being known as God.

Now if you do not love that person who is carrying that little piece of God, well God gets pissed.

And God can fuck you up through a five year old!

So Love one another.

Love one another as if the whole world depends on it.

You are going to need to eat, and water you will need to drink.

All of this is PROVIDED for YOU.

Take care of it.

Replenish the earth!

If you take an apple, plant a fucking tree.

This is your MESS, and neither myself nor our father in Heaven is going to clean it up for you.

Last Edited by IAMIAM on 01/17/2013 01:50 PM

To be united by hatred is a fragile alliance at best.

BTW,

Your Leaders ARE watching now!

They have the power to MAKE you obey.

I come to reason with you, so that you can be free.