Reminds me of an apprentice in my graduating class.

At the home office one day he asked a journeyman ... "Where do I pick up my paycheck?"

The journeyman replied ... " Go straight down here and take your first right then it will be your second left."

Instead of waking down the hallway and following the journeyman's directions, the apprentice got in his van and proceeded to drive to what turned out to be a Dunkin Donuts.


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