Just got off the phone with my good friend. Won't tell you how I know her or what she does for obvious reasons of course. She's been blowing my phone up all day. The trembling in her voice...OMG.

She told me that there was a routine traffic stop yesterday of a semi. When the trooper opened the back of the truck the entire trailer was filled with signs saying MARTIAL LAW IS IN EFFECT. When the trooper asked where the signs were going, the driver said to Homeland Security.

Take it how you want it, but I'm not one to make shit like this up. Get ready folks!