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!!!This is the best way to get Girls, and everyone to notice you!!!

 
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01/17/2013 12:10 AM
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!!!This is the best way to get Girls, and everyone to notice you!!!
Carry Poop in you pockets!!!!!


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01/17/2013 12:29 AM
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Re: !!!This is the best way to get Girls, and everyone to notice you!!!
Have a Polaroid Camera in you boot while standing by the change rooms!!!

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01/17/2013 12:29 AM
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If you live in NB, go to bars with cheeseburgers in your pockets. The fatties love it.
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01/17/2013 12:30 AM

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Why don't you just drop a deuce right in front of her OP?
Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization.
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01/17/2013 12:40 AM
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Fart in the express elevator!

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01/17/2013 12:42 AM
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get a tattoo on your forehead that says
"Will eat pussy for free"
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01/17/2013 02:42 AM
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Put the potato in front.

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