Hey Folks! It's time to Update our Constitution for the modern times!

Everyone knows that dusty old constitution is out of date, so perhaps it should be updated to match our current culture.

Let's start with the bill of rights, first amendment:

Amendment 1

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

In a 2013 America, how should it really read...