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Monkey Business: Iran Plans To Send Primate Into Orbit Next Month To Accelerate Space Program

 
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Monkey Business: Iran Plans To Send Primate Into Orbit Next Month To Accelerate Space Program
Iran plans to send a live monkey into orbit next month on a satellite carrier to restart its fledgling space program.
A prior attempt to send a primate into space reportedly failed in 2011.

Hamid Fazeli, head of the Iranian Space Agency, told the Mehr News agency of Tehran that the "testing phase of these living capsules has ended and monkeys to be sent to space are now in quarantine.”
"Monkeys have similarities to humans, so by observing them in space, we can examine human factors in space," he added.

Subject to a successful test run, ISA projects it will be able to send a man into outer space in five to eight years.

Iran reportedly aspires to send an astronaut to the moon by 2025.

Fazeli also stated: "These monkeys will be sent into space according to a timetable on Fajr Ceremonies," referring to the 10-day period in early February when the Iranian Revolution of 1979 is commemorated.

That suggests the launch would have to be done by mid-February.

The primate (or primates) will be aboard a satellite called Pishgam (Pioneer).

Read more [link to www.ibtimes.com]
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Thank you for the pin Smiley
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It's all about payload into rockets.

Why kill a monkey for answers everybody knows already.

Unless the monkey is Ahmadinejad.
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Can't wait to see Iran get smoked.

Champagne's on ice.
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It's all about payload into rockets.

Why kill a monkey for answers everybody knows already.

Unless the monkey is Ahmadinejad.
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Sure. Most of the things that were developed during the Stone Age are very important ... Smiley
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Can't wait to see Iran get smoked.

Champagne's on ice.
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Smiley
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Re: Monkey Business: Iran Plans To Send Primate Into Orbit Next Month To Accelerate Space Program
PRIMEAPE* not primate

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I think America did this in the 1960's

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The monkey is Muslim no doubt.
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PRIMEAPE* not primate
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PRIMEAPE, oh yes ... [link to www.google.it]

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OP, since you keep bumping my threads with smiley sun pics, I thought I'd dig another one out for you.

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Re: Monkey Business: Iran Plans To Send Primate Into Orbit Next Month To Accelerate Space Program
Iran plans to send a live monkey into orbit next month on a satellite carrier to restart its fledgling space program.
A prior attempt to send a primate into space reportedly failed in 2011.

Hamid Fazeli, head of the Iranian Space Agency, told the Mehr News agency of Tehran that the "testing phase of these living capsules has ended and monkeys to be sent to space are now in quarantine.”
"Monkeys have similarities to humans, so by observing them in space, we can examine human factors in space," he added.

Subject to a successful test run, ISA projects it will be able to send a man into outer space in five to eight years.

Iran reportedly aspires to send an astronaut to the moon by 2025.

Fazeli also stated: "These monkeys will be sent into space according to a timetable on Fajr Ceremonies," referring to the 10-day period in early February when the Iranian Revolution of 1979 is commemorated.

That suggests the launch would have to be done by mid-February.

The primate (or primates) will be aboard a satellite called Pishgam (Pioneer).

Read more [link to www.ibtimes.com]
 Quoting: smilesun
In otherwords they are just going to send one of there scientist.............you go Iran
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I didn't know Aukmadinajab had any kids
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Monkey my arse, this is a well trained EMP agent-monkey. agent

Great threads smilesun, thanks. cheers
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I volunteer Amedinajad. He may not as smart as a monkey, but if it goes bad, nobody will feel too bad.
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Knowing how the Iranians feel, if I were jewish, I would be watching my back.
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I hope Michelle has a safe trip!
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I say we volunteer to give them our chimp to blast into space.

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I hope Michelle has a safe trip!
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They don't have a booster with that much lift.

Hell, nobody does.
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Planet of the Apes.scream
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Red Flags!!!! Iran developing a space program, saying its for science and prestige, just like the North Koreans claim, when really they are probably doing this for military purposes.

Russia, their ally has stepped back with assisting.....and their experts are saying its for ballistics.

“A variety of Russian experts over the past few years have said Tehran intends to use space launch vehicle technology to develop intercontinental ballistic missiles systems that could reach targets throughout most of the Middle East,” said a report from the CIA that monitored Russian media and government statements.


It literally could be monkey business. But we wont know until long after this article is gone.....


Good find OP, hopefully people will read the whole article and be more aware its more then just a monkey in space!

5 stars for raising awareness OP.
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I volunteer Amedinajad. He may not as smart as a monkey, but if it goes bad, nobody will feel too bad.
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but it's nice to hear Obama has volunteered to go to space with the Iranian's help
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Red Flags!!!! Iran developing a space program, saying its for science and prestige, just like the North Koreans claim, when really they are probably doing this for military purposes.

Russia, their ally has stepped back with assisting.....and their experts are saying its for ballistics.

“A variety of Russian experts over the past few years have said Tehran intends to use space launch vehicle technology to develop intercontinental ballistic missiles systems that could reach targets throughout most of the Middle East,” said a report from the CIA that monitored Russian media and government statements.


It literally could be monkey business. But we wont know until long after this article is gone.....


Good find OP, hopefully people will read the whole article and be more aware its more then just a monkey in space!

5 stars for raising awareness OP.
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sending a monkey into space, and make sure he doesn't suffocate, then land him safely , does not mean it is for military purposes....jeez
can you let the Iranians alone and let them achieve in their scientific progress. ?
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Red Flags!!!! Iran developing a space program, saying its for science and prestige, just like the North Koreans claim, when really they are probably doing this for military purposes.

Russia, their ally has stepped back with assisting.....and their experts are saying its for ballistics.

“A variety of Russian experts over the past few years have said Tehran intends to use space launch vehicle technology to develop intercontinental ballistic missiles systems that could reach targets throughout most of the Middle East,” said a report from the CIA that monitored Russian media and government statements.


It literally could be monkey business. But we wont know until long after this article is gone.....


Good find OP, hopefully people will read the whole article and be more aware its more then just a monkey in space!

5 stars for raising awareness OP.
 Quoting: J&V


sending a monkey into space, and make sure he doesn't suffocate, then land him safely , does not mean it is for military purposes....jeez
can you let the Iranians alone and let them achieve in their scientific progress. ?
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Did you read the article?

.....dont think this is simply about prestige. There is more going on.

Why did russia suddenly stop helping?
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Iranian men are quite hairy, are they sure it's a chimp? Or has Mahmoud Ahmadinejad volunteered?
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By primate they mean one of their citizens?
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Red Flags!!!! Iran developing a space program, saying its for science and prestige, just like the North Koreans claim, when really they are probably doing this for military purposes.

Russia, their ally has stepped back with assisting.....and their experts are saying its for ballistics.

“A variety of Russian experts over the past few years have said Tehran intends to use space launch vehicle technology to develop intercontinental ballistic missiles systems that could reach targets throughout most of the Middle East,” said a report from the CIA that monitored Russian media and government statements.


It literally could be monkey business. But we wont know until long after this article is gone.....


Good find OP, hopefully people will read the whole article and be more aware its more then just a monkey in space!

5 stars for raising awareness OP.
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sending a monkey into space, and make sure he doesn't suffocate, then land him safely , does not mean it is for military purposes....jeez
can you let the Iranians alone and let them achieve in their scientific progress. ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32464541


Did you read the article?

.....dont think this is simply about prestige. There is more going on.

Why did russia suddenly stop helping?
 Quoting: J&V


it could mean many reasons...but that certainly doesn't mean the Iranians are now working on ICBMs...The Iranians have now finished their own SAM project that they claim to be better than the S-300....either they have worked on all by themselves, or Russia has given them the blue print under the table.
either ways, it still doesn't prove Iran is working on ICBMs...I see that they want to really send humans into space...they are the top 10th in nanotechnology R&D in the world...one of the world's leading stem cell researchers...could that also mean they are using it for military purposes so that they can take over the world?
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By primate they mean one of their citizens?
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we get it... you are Racist
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I think America did this in the 1960's


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he sounds like Al-Pacino
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Red Flags!!!! Iran developing a space program, saying its for science and prestige, just like the North Koreans claim, when really they are probably doing this for military purposes.

Russia, their ally has stepped back with assisting.....and their experts are saying its for ballistics.

“A variety of Russian experts over the past few years have said Tehran intends to use space launch vehicle technology to develop intercontinental ballistic missiles systems that could reach targets throughout most of the Middle East,” said a report from the CIA that monitored Russian media and government statements.


It literally could be monkey business. But we wont know until long after this article is gone.....


Good find OP, hopefully people will read the whole article and be more aware its more then just a monkey in space!

5 stars for raising awareness OP.
 Quoting: J&V


sending a monkey into space, and make sure he doesn't suffocate, then land him safely , does not mean it is for military purposes....jeez
can you let the Iranians alone and let them achieve in their scientific progress. ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32464541


Did you read the article?

.....dont think this is simply about prestige. There is more going on.

Why did russia suddenly stop helping?
 Quoting: J&V


it could mean many reasons...but that certainly doesn't mean the Iranians are now working on ICBMs...The Iranians have now finished their own SAM project that they claim to be better than the S-300....either they have worked on all by themselves, or Russia has given them the blue print under the table.
either ways, it still doesn't prove Iran is working on ICBMs...I see that they want to really send humans into space...they are the top 10th in nanotechnology R&D in the world...one of the world's leading stem cell researchers...could that also mean they are using it for military purposes so that they can take over the world?
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I will agree to the extent that it could be many reasons, and we do not know exclusively their intention is for military purposes, but I think we should be aware this intention is being looked at as a viable reason. The thing is, we can't argue a hypothetical point, because neither of have yet to learn the outcome of this, but it is smart to be aware and cognizant of all possibilities and ramifications.
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Re: Monkey Business: Iran Plans To Send Primate Into Orbit Next Month To Accelerate Space Program
OP, since you keep bumping my threads with smiley sun pics, I thought I'd dig another one out for you.

:sunneh:
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:sunneh: Smiley





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