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THE BAN LIST... THINGS THAT SHOULD BE BANNED

 
Anonymous Coward
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01/17/2013 07:58 PM
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shirts and bras on women over 18 and under 35 ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31023171


No pants for guys then, 21 to 35.
 Quoting: J&V


No. just....no.
 Quoting: Baroness


:bigchuckle:
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01/17/2013 08:12 PM

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love and all marriage
Birthdays
valentines day
mothers and fathers day
hugs
smiles
money
grocery stores
happiness
TXtoasted

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01/17/2013 08:14 PM
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France
stinky cheeses(see above)
skunks
porcupines
bubble gum on sidewalks
politicians' larynxes
dirigibles
steampunk people
crazy people on city buses(except me)
Chicago
fat people in speedos

and, last but definitely not least,

THOSE GOD-DAMNED J.G. WENTWORTH COMMERCIALS!
Az
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01/17/2013 08:16 PM
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We need to ban life.

Obviously the only reason bad things happen is because we are alive. So it seems logical that if we weren't alive we wouldn't have a need to ban anything.
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01/17/2013 08:26 PM
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We need to ban life.

Obviously the only reason bad things happen is because we are alive. So it seems logical that if we weren't alive we wouldn't have a need to ban anything.
 Quoting: Az 29021122


Ban this guy to...goaway
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01/17/2013 08:42 PM
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People who take more out of the system than they put in should be banned from voting until they start contributing to society. Why should a welfare bum get to vote? Of course they are always going to vote for more "freebies" cough Obama cough.
CalmShock (OP)

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01/17/2013 11:54 PM

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Some good points being made... TOTATALY on board with mosquitos... fucking bloodsuckers.

speaking of which...

my ex. worldwide nuclear ban.
Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
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01/17/2013 11:56 PM

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The Sun...

BANE THE SUN!

IT KILLS!

IT MURDERS VAMPIRES!

gaah
CalmShock (OP)

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01/18/2013 12:05 AM

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Spandex and Winnie the Pooh t-shirts.
 Quoting: Debauchery


My daughter might disagree with you about Winnie shirts... Spandex, I think we can all agree...

Hope you're feelin better ;)
Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
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01/18/2013 12:08 AM

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Nuclear Power Plants. All of them, they are only safe until they aren't. And when they aren't ~ shit really goes sideways fast.
"Well-behaved women seldom make history." —Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do. ~Edward Everett Hale
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01/18/2013 12:11 AM
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lets ban - ban lists5a
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01/18/2013 12:12 AM
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Nuclear Power Plants. All of them, they are only safe until they aren't. And when they aren't ~ shit really goes sideways fast.
 Quoting: Southern OR


Even the ones the military uses on board carriers and submarines?
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01/18/2013 12:23 AM
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menustral cycles
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01/18/2013 12:28 AM
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The:

CIA
FBI
NRA
RNA
DNA
AAA
AA
SA
BA
AAS
BBB

And goats, because they have creepy eyes.

*DRUNK POSTING ON GLP.
Southern OR

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01/18/2013 12:29 AM

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Nuclear Power Plants. All of them, they are only safe until they aren't. And when they aren't ~ shit really goes sideways fast.
 Quoting: Southern OR


Even the ones the military uses on board carriers and submarines?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1008941


They still have to deal with spent fuel rods at some point, so yes...those too.
"Well-behaved women seldom make history." —Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do. ~Edward Everett Hale
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01/18/2013 12:32 AM

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The:

CIA
FBI
NRA
RNA
DNA
AAA
AA
SA
BA
AAS
BBB

And goats, because they have creepy eyes.

*DRUNK POSTING ON GLP.
 Quoting: Baroness


lol... goats. fucking goats.


Koalas too. Fucking drug addicts.
Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
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01/18/2013 12:40 AM
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Tards
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Tards
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25327582


Ban people who use "tards" in a sentence.

Oh, also all you can eat buffets.
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01/18/2013 01:10 AM
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Plea bargaining
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01/18/2013 01:34 AM
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Lying liars.
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MoonTards
NibiruTards
Nobody Threads
Dr. Acula

Last Edited by #Geomagnetic_Storm# on 01/18/2013 01:40 AM
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01/18/2013 01:37 AM
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all the flickering things on a website
stupidity
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01/18/2013 01:39 AM
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Once they get the guns I'm sure it will be illegal to own gold and maybe silver also.
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01/18/2013 01:39 AM
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illegal presidents......
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Government Shills!

people who cry about feeling!

crappy videogames!

girls who won't sleep with you on the first date!

skinny jeans!

Baggy jeans that hang lower than your waist!
Just Youtube search "Obama Lies, (Enter name here)LIES to get a good handle on everyone. Don't trust liars for they are only there to deceive.
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01/18/2013 03:48 AM

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Government Shills!

people who cry about feeling!

crappy videogames!

girls who won't sleep with you on the first date!

skinny jeans!

Baggy jeans that hang lower than your waist!
 Quoting: ZEROeffect


naughty
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Advertisements.
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01/18/2013 03:57 AM

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Ban lists should be banned.
Hmmm and feminized Kim Jong graphics because they make have the willies.

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Obama supporters!
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Ban lists should be banned.
Hmmm and feminized Kim Jong graphics because they make have the willies.
 Quoting: Don'tBeAfraid


kim jong

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