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So I'm having dinner, drinking a beer and a botfly zaps above my head. I stopped everything and went DEFCON mode.

 
UndercoverAlien
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So I'm having dinner, drinking a beer and a botfly zaps above my head. I stopped everything and went DEFCON mode.
Don't fucking laugh at me, unless you don't know what a single botfly can do to a person.



I covered my food, grabbed my insecticide can, closed the kitchen's door, cornered the bitch and killed her. It took me a while to find the fucker because it's night here and the walls of my kitchen are finished with those ceramic-like mosaics with a fucking motif mimicking nature, so you get the picture.

I don't know how it got in because my windows are sealed with screens. Not too bad it was a male, not a maggot-laying female. I did a reckon in the house and didn't find any female. I hope none sneaked in.

Last Edited by UndercoverAlien on 01/17/2013 09:54 PM
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Re: So I'm having dinner, drinking a beer and a botfly zaps above my head. I stopped everything and went DEFCON mode.
lol
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01/17/2013 09:48 PM
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Re: So I'm having dinner, drinking a beer and a botfly zaps above my head. I stopped everything and went DEFCON mode.
WHats a botfly, video doesn't work.
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01/17/2013 09:51 PM
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Re: So I'm having dinner, drinking a beer and a botfly zaps above my head. I stopped everything and went DEFCON mode.
I watched it on youtube, it's not the flies you need to kill it's the mosquitos.
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Re: So I'm having dinner, drinking a beer and a botfly zaps above my head. I stopped everything and went DEFCON mode.
I feel weird about flies, specially botflies. There's something intelligently evil about them and I can fucking sense it, whenever there's one where I am.

If you have ANY care with your body, don't be stupid enough to let a botfly alive in your house, or you're gonna regret so fucking hard you will wish you'd listened to my advice.

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Re: So I'm having dinner, drinking a beer and a botfly zaps above my head. I stopped everything and went DEFCON mode.
Most of all, where go you live? Thought they were tropical zone critters?
It's easy to find something worth dying for. Do you have anything worth living for?
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01/17/2013 10:01 PM

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Re: So I'm having dinner, drinking a beer and a botfly zaps above my head. I stopped everything and went DEFCON mode.
Soooo glad I don't have to deal with crazy parasites LOL.
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Re: So I'm having dinner, drinking a beer and a botfly zaps above my head. I stopped everything and went DEFCON mode.
WHats a botfly, video doesn't work.
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Fucking YT disabled embedding the other video.



There's another one but it's dubbed in portuguese.


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Re: So I'm having dinner, drinking a beer and a botfly zaps above my head. I stopped everything and went DEFCON mode.
Most of all, where go you live? Thought they were tropical zone critters?
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I live in an underground facility in South America. That's no secret on GLP.

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Re: So I'm having dinner, drinking a beer and a botfly zaps above my head. I stopped everything and went DEFCON mode.
It's ok op the bot flys maggots will burrow into your frontal lobe and start feasting on it soon enough, turning you into a blissful zombie..
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Re: So I'm having dinner, drinking a beer and a botfly zaps above my head. I stopped everything and went DEFCON mode.
I watched it on youtube, it's not the flies you need to kill it's the mosquitos.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32451248


Wrong! There's a botfly species that deploy the maggots instead of laying eggs or using mosquitoes to carry their eggs. Unfortunately this is the species that exist where I live. They don't need mosquitoes doing their job. They can fucking land on your ears while you sleep and deploy dozens of maggots straight inside it, or if you have any open wound.

Last Edited by UndercoverAlien on 01/17/2013 10:07 PM
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Re: So I'm having dinner, drinking a beer and a botfly zaps above my head. I stopped everything and went DEFCON mode.
ok, I don't think we got them here.
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01/17/2013 10:13 PM
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Re: So I'm having dinner, drinking a beer and a botfly zaps above my head. I stopped everything and went DEFCON mode.
It's ok op the bot flys maggots will burrow into your frontal lobe and start feasting on it soon enough, turning you into a blissful zombie..
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My Jedi senses don't fail me when it comes to botflies.

Years ago I worked in a hemodialysis hospital and the botflies were totally attracted by the smell of blood and open wounds of patients. Immediately after you hit a female, she deploys a lot of maggots before she dies. I used to put her in a cup with alcohol and show the maggots being deployed to the nurse-chief. The woman never had seen a botfly before.

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Re: So I'm having dinner, drinking a beer and a botfly zaps above my head. I stopped everything and went DEFCON mode.
ok, I don't think we got them here.
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If you live in Australia I totally doubt you don't have them there. Probably you have the most disgusting and dangerous species there. Most dangerous creatures of the planet live in Australia.

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Re: So I'm having dinner, drinking a beer and a botfly zaps above my head. I stopped everything and went DEFCON mode.
Most of all, where go you live? Thought they were tropical zone critters?
 Quoting: LORIEN


I live in an underground facility in South America. That's no secret on GLP.

cruise
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


Yeah, I just noticed your avatar said Brazil. Hope they don't come to Florida.
It's easy to find something worth dying for. Do you have anything worth living for?
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Re: So I'm having dinner, drinking a beer and a botfly zaps above my head. I stopped everything and went DEFCON mode.
Most of all, where go you live? Thought they were tropical zone critters?
 Quoting: LORIEN


I live in an underground facility in South America. That's no secret on GLP.

cruise
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


Yeah, I just noticed your avatar said Brazil. Hope they don't come to Florida.
 Quoting: LORIEN


You live by the swamps??? Better you install screens on your windows and doors and stash some insecticide cans.
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01/17/2013 10:34 PM
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Re: So I'm having dinner, drinking a beer and a botfly zaps above my head. I stopped everything and went DEFCON mode.
Most of all, where go you live? Thought they were tropical zone critters?
 Quoting: LORIEN


I live in an underground facility in South America. That's no secret on GLP.

cruise
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


Yeah, I just noticed your avatar said Brazil. Hope they don't come to Florida.
 Quoting: LORIEN


You live by the swamps??? Better you install screens on your windows and doors and stash some insecticide cans.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


If you live in Florida you live with bugs. We don't go around nuking everything but Bots do suck. Hell we've got a python problem now but they have a price on their heads so it's open season.
It's easy to find something worth dying for. Do you have anything worth living for?
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Re: So I'm having dinner, drinking a beer and a botfly zaps above my head. I stopped everything and went DEFCON mode.
I watched it on youtube, it's not the flies you need to kill it's the mosquitos.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32451248


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