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Get Tetanus dont worry just have someone else's shit (fecal transplant) implanted in you and your all good ! WTF !

 
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Get Tetanus dont worry just have someone else's shit (fecal transplant) implanted in you and your all good ! WTF !
While many people might be more comfortable taking pills to fight off a dangerous infection, it turns out that there may be a more effective treatment: excrement.

A new study found that fecal transplants can be a dramatically more effective course of treatment than antibiotics in the case of at least one kind of bacterial infection, reported the Los Angeles Times.

The study found that transplanting the feces of a healthy individual into someone with the infection Clostridium difficile, or CDI, which kills about 100,000 people annually, cured three times as many people as those who took just antibiotics.

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There is NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL I would allow this to be done.

Nope.

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Not only would you welcome this solution, you'd be begging for it if you had Cdiff!
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This is so true. I couldn't believe it either but a contractor that I do work for, his mother in law was deathly sick with a blood infection that she acquired as a result of having her gall bladder (however you spell it) taken out and her daughter took her stool from Waxahachie, TX to West Monroe, Louisiana and it saved her life.. They said that it it best to receive it from a family member and preferably from one who is around them frequently and lives a similar life style for some reason. As filty as it may seem, it worked. At least in her particular case..
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thats just fuckin nasty rofl
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Who's Idea was it to try that the first time
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01/18/2013 12:59 AM
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shit is just digested food and fiber

bu i guess you rather have some synthetic lab made antibiotics?
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Re: Get Tetanus dont worry just have someone else's shit (fecal transplant) implanted in you and your all good ! WTF !
I lost a family member to C-diff about a year ago. She apparently got the c-diff infection after surgery and taking antibiotics. I had never heard of c-diff until she got this.

It is one of the most horrible infections you can imagine. There are only 2 antibiotics that will keep it at bay and they don't work that well. As soon as she would stop the antibiotics, the c-diff would come back with a vengence.

It basically "ate" through her intestines and killed her.

Something else about C-diff. It is hard to kill in the environment. you have to wash your hands in hot, soapy water or use a bleach solution. The alcohol gels everybody uses and that are in hospital and Dr. offices do not kill c-diff.

I read about the fecal transplant procedure on the internet, but the hospital doctors never brought it up as an option. It sounds like it could have saved her life.

If I ever acquired c-diff, as gross as that sounds, that would be the treatment I would seek out, as you are likely to die otherwise.

People are not being made aware of the dangers of c-diff. It is actually worse than MRSA staph infection.
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This has been around for a long time.
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abduct

How the hell did this nonsense get pinned??

wtf
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Why not just lick more ass?
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This has been done the first time in 1958 you imbecile pieces of shit. Get your facts straight, nothing new to see here. Eat shit and die.
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Re: Get Tetanus dont worry just have someone else's shit (fecal transplant) implanted in you and your all good ! WTF !
While many people might be more comfortable taking pills to fight off a dangerous infection, it turns out that there may be a more effective treatment: excrement.

A new study found that fecal transplants can be a dramatically more effective course of treatment than antibiotics in the case of at least one kind of bacterial infection, reported the Los Angeles Times.

The study found that transplanting the feces of a healthy individual into someone with the infection Clostridium difficile, or CDI, which kills about 100,000 people annually, cured three times as many people as those who took just antibiotics.

[link to www.rawstory.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31968081


It's real. It is a valid medical procedure.

Why?

The folks who need this done, have been given too many antibiotics. Antibiotics are like shotguns. They kill in a wide pattern. They aren't specific.

Since most bacteria lives in your body and doesn't harm you, then using an antibiotic will frequently cause a woman to get a urinary tract infection (UTI). It can kill the gut bacteria, and then, the antibiotics are halted, and a terrible infection of Clostridium dificile infects the gut. This is why people get a fecal injection.

Doing so, redoses the proper bacteria into the gut like lactobacillus.

Disgusting, no?

Probably, in fifty years, we'll have to stop using antibiotics. Overusing them will result in more and more things like
MDR-Tubuculosis
Resistant strains of all the Sexually transmitted diseases(STDs)
MRSA
ETC

Last Edited by Don'tBeAfraid on 01/18/2013 01:28 AM
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Re: Get Tetanus dont worry just have someone else's shit (fecal transplant) implanted in you and your all good ! WTF !
Flood the body with Iodine and the Pink/Realsalt Salt,(with full trace mineral spectrum), vitamin C protocol.
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Do you keep the turd on ice like they do with a transplant organ???

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This has been done the first time in 1958 you imbecile pieces of shit. Get your facts straight, nothing new to see here. Eat shit and die.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32494904


According to the article it's "Eat shit and Live"

Last Edited by M*walk on 01/18/2013 01:30 AM
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I usually don't like taking shit from anybody....but if it's a matter of life and death I'll put up with it.
I'd just hope that it's not too far up.
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Just eat shit OP.
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Re: Get Tetanus dont worry just have someone else's shit (fecal transplant) implanted in you and your all good ! WTF !
No, you don't need the shits.

You need a 'Blood Electrifier'.

Cure many, many, many, ailments and diseases.

Research the "Bob Beck Device"

Buy one here before this guy is gone.. like the rest:

[link to zap.intergate.ca]



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Re: Get Tetanus dont worry just have someone else's shit (fecal transplant) implanted in you and your all good ! WTF !
Anyone who takes antibiotics especially if you've recently taken Clindamycin should supplement with Acidophilus, bifidobacterium, yogurt (live cultures), brewer's yeast, saccharomyces boulardii (Florastor),Saccharomyces cerevisiae, fructooligosaccharides (FOS), lactobacillus,

With the exception of saccharomyces boulardii, (Florastor) Saccharomyces cerevisiae and fructooligosaccharides (FOS) (which can be taken at the same time at the same time you take an Antibiotic) make sure you take the Antibiotics and the Probiotics separately and at least several hours apart.
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Re: Get Tetanus dont worry just have someone else's shit (fecal transplant) implanted in you and your all good ! WTF !
The university local to me has made a development in this treatment - I guess they got a "fecal donor" who was an athlete who hadn't taken antibiotics for 10 years, and colonized a "robotic gut" with his feces, then managed to isolate some of the healthy bacteria and culture them into a compound that can be implanted into the gut of people suffering from C.Diff.

Apparently it looks like vanilla softserve, but it does the job. The whole problem with C.Diff. is that people generally have it in their digestive systems anyway, so when antibiotics kill off everything else, it can flourish. This compound fights back against the C.Diff. without harming the host, since it's just healthy bacterial flora anyway - it's like a caulking gun full of healthy bacteria they shoot directly into your intestines - not nice, but better than the alternative.
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This has been done the first time in 1958 you imbecile pieces of shit. Get your facts straight, nothing new to see here. Eat shit and die.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32494904


you mad bro?
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Not only would you welcome this solution, you'd be begging for it if you had Cdiff!
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No kidding, C diff is horrible, and nearly impossible to kill.
My late Mother had it.
That's why she is my "late" mother.
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Holy Shit pope
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So how is this procedure done? Ive read the whole thread and I don't really get how they would transfer it from one person to another. Turkey baster? Ass-to-mouth? David Blaine? wtf
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Who's Idea was it to try that the first time
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^^this^^ shitstream
:kkwapper:
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So how is this procedure done? Ive read the whole thread and I don't really get how they would transfer it from one person to another. Turkey baster? Ass-to-mouth? David Blaine? wtf
 Quoting: Tetrahedron

"Here's how they work: After screening a donor for HIV, hepatitis and other disease-causing germs, the doctor dilutes a stool sample with saline or 4 percent milk, and then blends it into a milkshake-like slurry [sources: Allen; Bakken et al.; Floch; Silverman, Davis and Pillai]. The mixture is then fed into a patient's digestive tract via nasogastric or nasoduodenal tubes, through a colonoscope or via a retention enema [sources: Allen; Bakken; Hudson]. A nasogastric tube feeds matter through the nasal passage, down the throat and into the stomach; a nasoduodenal tube extends a bit farther."
[link to science.howstuffworks.com]
interesting article,says the FDA considers feces a drug,
their hoping insurance will cover it this year,gross but id try it if i was gonna die shitstream
:)
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So how is this procedure done? Ive read the whole thread and I don't really get how they would transfer it from one person to another. Turkey baster? Ass-to-mouth? David Blaine? wtf
 Quoting: Tetrahedron


easiest way is to mix it with tepid water and administer it via an enema.


it works for a lot of things including crones I hear
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uuhhhhhhh...... yeah, and how do they "transplant" this poo?
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There is NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL I would allow this to be done.

Nope.

:TPOut:
 Quoting: Soma/Comatose


Would you prefer it a snot-semen-piss transplant? 5a
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O/P educate yourself, who'd have though we would use an organism that fed on rotting material, fungi (Penicillium fungi) Now research "Bacteriophage" or Phage Theropy, here's a start (O/P eat shit a billion dung beatles can't be wrong!)...

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

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