Australia to take over control of the USA

They'd have to widen the Presidential Seat for Guillard to fit her arse in.

Im with you Kangoroo !!

Don't trust that frog, Roo!

First chance he gets he will surrender!

...or molest you... either way you are fucked if you partner with him...

Julia is more than welcome to plomp her red headed arse on my face any day of the week.....besides which why would anyone want to take over the USA...like buying an Edsel.

well we do have frosted mini-wheats over here

Fuck that would be a really bad investment

I quite like the Sino-Australian alliance idea, that could work.

*waves*

omfg(not related to thread sorry OP)lol
Doc_ Cruise sqiggling or sigging or whatever the fuck hes doing in your sig is

lol

cruising the sig

you no like frosted mini-wheats?

They're not solvent, it would be stewpid to marry someone with a kabillion dollar debt.

is that the spending limit?

or money owed?

important question here!

Switzerland to take over Russia by military force!

a drunken half blind Spaniard on a horse to take over France!




yeah yeah i know what you are thinking... why the over kill? The horse is enough on its own...

cos thats how i roll

Let's not forget the smelly cheese rub torture that the frogs use instead of water boarding.

Good morning Doc

good morning!

Old Frank, too bad the people burned him.

Both are already owned by the same crime gang it would be like buying a house you already own.

My money is on Iceland buying the US Fed with a fraction of the Icelandic budget surplus for 2013

If y'all take over there are a few places I wouldn't go. Like Camdem New Jersey or the bronx. The natives would steal your shrimp right off the barbie and then do nasty things to your wife's hiney-hole.

The rest of the country you would like.

fucking mini-wheats!

i'm telling you... buy this country for the mini-wheats!

Fuck this Aussie American fighting bullshit, Americans hate the Brits not us we are just slaves of the Brits the yanks are our mates they are going to help us become a republic from the tyranny of the evil Monarchy and give us heaps of guns to shoot cunts.

I have no hate for Aussies

Exactly and just because I think you specifically are an annoying wanker doesn't mean I have any hate for my yank brothers either.
Not all of us here are leftist jerk off psycho Marxist commies.
Some of us remember how our yank mates died saving our arses and how some of us (like me) wouldn't exist now if they didn't.
I love the USA I love Americans they are welcome here anytime I have worked with many here and I tell you something you are way better than Indians and Chinese.

at least you are honest

I hereby nominate CITIZEN PERTH for Department of Energy

Crikey!