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Stopped caring about getting laid or a girlfriend for 5 years. Now I get more ass than a toilet seat

 
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Stopped caring about getting laid or a girlfriend for 5 years. Now I get more ass than a toilet seat
I used to have a fear of approaching girls and was sexually frustrated. I watched porn a lot and generally was depressed that I couldn't get a girlfriend or get laid.

Then one day, I just gave up caring about getting a girlfriend and limited my porn, and started to concentrate on things which I enjoyed.

5 years later, i bumped into this attractive girl by "chance" and then my life changed. To cut the story short, I got laid and she became my girlfriend. Because she happened to be bisexual, she even allows threesomes and foursomes! 5a

Even if she dumps me in the future, I now have the confidence to pull in any girl I like.

So to all the desperate virgins out there, don't give up. All you need is patience and let the universe do the work for you.
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01/18/2013 10:45 AM
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If she dumps you you will choke the chicken for ages to come, watch your arrogance.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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If she dumps you you will choke the chicken for ages to come, watch your arrogance.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Arrogance? LOL

Are you jealous or something?

I'm just trying to inspire virgins with my story that all they need is patience.
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01/18/2013 10:48 AM
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Re: Stopped caring about getting laid or a girlfriend for 5 years. Now I get more ass than a toilet seat
Banging your mother, and sister's don't count OP!!!
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01/18/2013 10:49 AM
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Imagination is a wonderful gift.

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Re: Stopped caring about getting laid or a girlfriend for 5 years. Now I get more ass than a toilet seat
If she dumps you you will choke the chicken for ages to come, watch your arrogance.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Arrogance? LOL

Are you jealous or something?

I'm just trying to inspire virgins with my story that all they need is patience.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32513713


Jealous? no, I have a gf since a long time and have that area of my life covered. i am just saying, for your own sake, do not think that because you got some hot ass suddenly you could easily get more. been there, it doesn't work that way at all.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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Just cos its the weekend that doesnt mean you get to slack on your homework!

better get back to work before mom finds out you are posting smut on the internet

rofl

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Just cos its the weekend that doesnt mean you get to slack on your homework!

better get get to work before mom finds out you are posting smut on the internet

rofl
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Ok I give up.

It's like you guys are psychic. How did you deduce that I was trolling?????

damned
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Just cos its the weekend that doesnt mean you get to slack on your homework!

better get get to work before mom finds out you are posting smut on the internet

rofl
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Ok I give up.

It's like you guys are psychic. How did you deduce that I was trolling?????

damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32513713


I'm a fucking vampire...

I know things man... fucking know things!
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01/18/2013 11:02 AM
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People that boast about sex aren't getting any.
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Re: Stopped caring about getting laid or a girlfriend for 5 years. Now I get more ass than a toilet seat
How did you deduce that I was trolling?????

I used to have a fear of approaching girls and was sexually frustrated. I watched porn a lot and generally was depressed that I couldn't get a girlfriend or get laid.

Then one day, I just gave up caring about getting a girlfriend and limited my porn, and started to concentrate on things which I enjoyed.

5 years later, i bumped into this attractive girl by "chance" and then my life changed. To cut the story short, I got laid and she became my girlfriend. Because she happened to be bisexual, she even allows threesomes and foursomes! 5a

Even if she dumps me in the future, I now have the confidence to pull in any girl I like.

So to all the desperate virgins out there, don't give up. All you need is patience and let the universe do the work for you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32513713


You lost me at the foursome part, and really lost me at the "I will survive and thrive if she dumps me" part when in reality, after 5 years of zip, you would probably just spend all your time lying in your bed in a fetal position sobbing and pulling it like a zoo monkey.
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So to all the desperate virgins out there, don't give up. All you need is patience and let the universe do the work for you.
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no one over 16 talks like that... virgin or not...
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Re: Stopped caring about getting laid or a girlfriend for 5 years. Now I get more ass than a toilet seat
How did you deduce that I was trolling?????

I used to have a fear of approaching girls and was sexually frustrated. I watched porn a lot and generally was depressed that I couldn't get a girlfriend or get laid.

Then one day, I just gave up caring about getting a girlfriend and limited my porn, and started to concentrate on things which I enjoyed.

5 years later, i bumped into this attractive girl by "chance" and then my life changed. To cut the story short, I got laid and she became my girlfriend. Because she happened to be bisexual, she even allows threesomes and foursomes! 5a

Even if she dumps me in the future, I now have the confidence to pull in any girl I like.

So to all the desperate virgins out there, don't give up. All you need is patience and let the universe do the work for you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32513713


You lost me at the foursome part, and really lost me at the "I will survive and thrive if she dumps me" part when in reality, after 5 years of zip, you would probably just spend all your time lying in your bed in a fetal position sobbing and pulling it like a zoo monkey.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32512384



cruise
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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Re: Stopped caring about getting laid or a girlfriend for 5 years. Now I get more ass than a toilet seat
Only took 5 years, eh?

Good plan!
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01/28/2013 05:24 AM
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Re: Stopped caring about getting laid or a girlfriend for 5 years. Now I get more ass than a toilet seat
How did you deduce that I was trolling?????

I used to have a fear of approaching girls and was sexually frustrated. I watched porn a lot and generally was depressed that I couldn't get a girlfriend or get laid.

Then one day, I just gave up caring about getting a girlfriend and limited my porn, and started to concentrate on things which I enjoyed.

5 years later, i bumped into this attractive girl by "chance" and then my life changed. To cut the story short, I got laid and she became my girlfriend. Because she happened to be bisexual, she even allows threesomes and foursomes! 5a

Even if she dumps me in the future, I now have the confidence to pull in any girl I like.

So to all the desperate virgins out there, don't give up. All you need is patience and let the universe do the work for you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32513713


You lost me at the foursome part, and really lost me at the "I will survive and thrive if she dumps me" part when in reality, after 5 years of zip, you would probably just spend all your time lying in your bed in a fetal position sobbing and pulling it like a zoo monkey.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32512384


ROFLMAO... That's so true until you hit 30 and you libido jumps off a cliff...
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01/28/2013 05:41 AM
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Re: Stopped caring about getting laid or a girlfriend for 5 years. Now I get more ass than a toilet seat
Only took 5 years, eh?

Good plan!
 Quoting: Judge Smails


lol
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01/28/2013 05:45 AM
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Re: Stopped caring about getting laid or a girlfriend for 5 years. Now I get more ass than a toilet seat
cool
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Re: Stopped caring about getting laid or a girlfriend for 5 years. Now I get more ass than a toilet seat
Took him 5 years to get laid


That was a plan? LMAO!


You aint having 3some's stop lyingbird
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