How did you deduce that I was trolling?????

I used to have a fear of approaching girls and was sexually frustrated. I watched porn a lot and generally was depressed that I couldn't get a girlfriend or get laid.

Then one day, I just gave up caring about getting a girlfriend and limited my porn, and started to concentrate on things which I enjoyed.

5 years later, i bumped into this attractive girl by "chance" and then my life changed. To cut the story short, I got laid and she became my girlfriend. Because she happened to be bisexual, she even allows threesomes and foursomes!

Even if she dumps me in the future, I now have the confidence to pull in any girl I like.

So to all the desperate virgins out there, don't give up. All you need is patience and let the universe do the work for you.