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Gun Haters... I need some advice please ... a simple Question??

 
ProNerd
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Gun Haters... I need some advice please ... a simple Question??
Imagine... you are away from home and your wife calls. She is in her room upstairs and the the kids are in their rooms also upstairs. She tells you someone has broken in the back door and she hears voices downstairs and the dog is barking, going crazy, suddenly two shots are fired and the doge yelps...then silence. Now she says the voices are coming up the stairs, don't know how many. Everything you care about is at the top of these same stairs and in seconds an unknown number of men with unknown weapons will be on the second floor of your castle intending on doing harm for sure...

Do you...

A) Tell her to dial 911 and hide in the closet.

B) Tell her to grab the politically correct 6 shot revolver and hope for the best.

C) Tell to pick up the evil military patterned black rifle with the 30 round magazine and prepare to release some "SHOCK AND AWE" down the stairwell and not stop firing 'til the threat is over.

My question to anyone is why do you want my wife to run out of bullets.
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Well, she's waiting....
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Re: Gun Haters... I need some advice please ... a simple Question??
and waiting...
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and waiting...
 Quoting: ProNerd


We ran all of the gun haters off already. You missed all the action.

lol
Gillian Gun Hater
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01/18/2013 10:59 PM
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Re: Gun Haters... I need some advice please ... a simple Question??
It ain't guns that kill...it's hate that kills. And robbery, and war, and jealousy, and revenge, and dominance, and cleaning your weapon without checking the chamber. Also, Hollywood, video games, and police when they enter the wrong house. In the Old Testament god told people to kill, therefore, god kills too. I guess we are indeed all made in god's image.
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01/18/2013 11:31 PM
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You can't ask the illogical a question and hope for a logical answer.

By definition... it is impossible.
"Psychopaths derive their power from the complicity of the populous..."


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THE WORDSMITH

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Re: Gun Haters... I need some advice please ... a simple Question??
It's best just to tell them...

"this IS how we are going to proceed".

And if they start mouthing off, bitch slap the holy shit out of them.

...driveling pansy asses.
"Psychopaths derive their power from the complicity of the populous..."


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Re: Gun Haters... I need some advice please ... a simple Question??
bump for the Saturday crowd...
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hiding
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Just be prepped and ready!

Last Edited by Indysmindy on 03/17/2014 02:32 AM
**The first step to salvation is to realize that we are all sinners:
Romans 3:10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:
Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Romans 6:23
23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
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Re: Gun Haters... I need some advice please ... a simple Question??
Obviously you should call the police and hide in the closet. Duh.
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that's the gun-dilly-dealingest op in the last five minutes
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Re: Gun Haters... I need some advice please ... a simple Question??
She could show the bad guys her tits.

That would distract them.

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