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I am a timetraveller from 2090

 
Betty
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I am a timetraveller from 2090
Hello from Yorkshire in 2090, well what was Yorkshire UK.

You see my name is Betty and i am what you would call a time bender. If you do not believe me, several others of us will be arriving in person in your capitals and public over the coming months, as the begining of 2013 in your timeline was the year in which it was first made public about the technology.

I will briefly explain, in 2049, a scientist named George Hyman from Manchester UK invents the first time machine, but the only issue with it is it can only go back to 2013.
There are of course, in our time frame devices that can go back much futher, but they are kept by military and officials, none of the public have access to them.

I would like to first of all tell you that a big event is happening later on in this year, a large fault plate in the earth core will trigger a series of large earthquakes and following tsunamis, over the coming years roughly a half of the worlds population will sadly perish.
I am here in the same was as you may wish you could go back in time to warn people about september 11, think of how many people would laugh you off and tell you they do not believe you.
Sadly, i just want to warn people that the safe places on earth willl be Europe and Asia.
Australia will no longer exist in ten years from now.
Japan will be under water in 3 years from now.

As we have been given permission to visit, there will be several of us who will be visiting your time frame in person, we can show you our technology as proof of our time frame, however we are not allowed to change the events which are going to happen.

I will be on this website for roughly 3 months and then i must return.

I know when i return to my time frame, most of you will no longer be here, and i weep, but do not fear because in about 15 years from now, your world is bettered by the first contact with extra terrestrials who will stop the warming of the planet, and fix many problems on earth.

The future is better, my message to you all is please hold on as there IS light at the end of the tunnel
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01/19/2013 12:08 PM
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did you ever find your abducted husband?
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01/19/2013 12:09 PM
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You are full of shit the first time machine was invented in Nazi Germany in 1939. The first application was in the US in 1953. The last usage of it was in the US in 1998. So shut the fuck up Betty.
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glad we have been made aware of our demise, well at least we can prepare to die now!

lmao

the futility in such warnings!!
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01/19/2013 12:11 PM
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bonghit
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Yup
M.UFO

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01/19/2013 12:12 PM
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You uppity bastards from 2090 dont trust THEM trust me i' from 2091 and we all know how the 90's like to lie...


edit: oh and yes only croatia is going to survive...sooo start hitting the embassy for your citizenship papers

Last Edited by M.UFO on 01/19/2013 12:13 PM
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hey betty.. sup girl?? you want me to give you some old school sex or what while your here??
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01/19/2013 12:14 PM
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Re: I am a timetraveller from 2090
Hello from Yorkshire in 2090, well what was Yorkshire UK.

You see my name is Betty and i am what you would call a time bender. If you do not believe me, several others of us will be arriving in person in your capitals and public over the coming months, as the begining of 2013 in your timeline was the year in which it was first made public about the technology.

I will briefly explain, in 2049, a scientist named George Hyman from Manchester UK invents the first time machine, but the only issue with it is it can only go back to 2013.
There are of course, in our time frame devices that can go back much futher, but they are kept by military and officials, none of the public have access to them.

I would like to first of all tell you that a big event is happening later on in this year, a large fault plate in the earth core will trigger a series of large earthquakes and following tsunamis, over the coming years roughly a half of the worlds population will sadly perish.
I am here in the same was as you may wish you could go back in time to warn people about september 11, think of how many people would laugh you off and tell you they do not believe you.
Sadly, i just want to warn people that the safe places on earth willl be Europe and Asia.
Australia will no longer exist in ten years from now.
Japan will be under water in 3 years from now.

As we have been given permission to visit, there will be several of us who will be visiting your time frame in person, we can show you our technology as proof of our time frame, however we are not allowed to change the events which are going to happen.

I will be on this website for roughly 3 months and then i must return.

I know when i return to my time frame, most of you will no longer be here, and i weep, but do not fear because in about 15 years from now, your world is bettered by the first contact with extra terrestrials who will stop the warming of the planet, and fix many problems on earth.

The future is better, my message to you all is please hold on as there IS light at the end of the tunnel
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Is that great chip-shop in Harrogate still working?

Best fish 'n chips on the planet!

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01/19/2013 12:17 PM
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Well the weird thing is why we only hear from you on this site. If you really wanna save the world this is the best you can do?
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01/19/2013 12:20 PM
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Re: I am a timetraveller from 2090
Hello from Yorkshire in 2090, well what was Yorkshire UK.

You see my name is Betty and i am what you would call a time bender. If you do not believe me, several others of us will be arriving in person in your capitals and public over the coming months, as the begining of 2013 in your timeline was the year in which it was first made public about the technology.

I will briefly explain, in 2049, a scientist named George Hyman from Manchester UK invents the first time machine, but the only issue with it is it can only go back to 2013.
There are of course, in our time frame devices that can go back much futher, but they are kept by military and officials, none of the public have access to them.

I would like to first of all tell you that a big event is happening later on in this year, a large fault plate in the earth core will trigger a series of large earthquakes and following tsunamis, over the coming years roughly a half of the worlds population will sadly perish.
I am here in the same was as you may wish you could go back in time to warn people about september 11, think of how many people would laugh you off and tell you they do not believe you.
Sadly, i just want to warn people that the safe places on earth willl be Europe and Asia.
Australia will no longer exist in ten years from now.
Japan will be under water in 3 years from now.

As we have been given permission to visit, there will be several of us who will be visiting your time frame in person, we can show you our technology as proof of our time frame, however we are not allowed to change the events which are going to happen.

I will be on this website for roughly 3 months and then i must return.

I know when i return to my time frame, most of you will no longer be here, and i weep, but do not fear because in about 15 years from now, your world is bettered by the first contact with extra terrestrials who will stop the warming of the planet, and fix many problems on earth.

The future is better, my message to you all is please hold on as there IS light at the end of the tunnel
 Quoting: Betty 32583779


you are not allowed to be here right now betty.. and you shouldnt be speaking a word to anyone not even on this site.. now your in trouble..
M.UFO

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Well the weird thing is why we only hear from you on this site. If you really wanna save the world this is the best you can do?
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Hey hey stop trying to destroy a perspective thread by using common sense ;)
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ANHEDONIC

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01/19/2013 12:21 PM

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Is that you again Virginia Winterbottom?

Trolls gonna troll.

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01/19/2013 12:26 PM
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I'm not saying that I believe "Betty" but if she really did have this type of ability and information, would going to the MSM be the best course of action? Going to govt officials?

Where exactly would one make others who don't believe anything unless Fox, CNN, etc., tell them when and what to believe aware of this type of information?
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01/19/2013 12:28 PM

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Bernard?
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M.UFO

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01/19/2013 12:29 PM
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Simply first you have to establish some kind of credibility, for example predicting some events IN DETAIL in the near future so people would actually stop and think about the claim that you come from the future.
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lupa14714

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01/19/2013 12:29 PM
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Is that you again Virginia Winterbottom?

Trolls gonna troll.

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hmmmn,what i thought at first,old bernard back,but his writing style is normally plainly obvious,but i'm still on first post yet,so will see,perhaps he read some books on being a writer?
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Artaius San

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01/19/2013 12:31 PM
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and of course without a doubt they would broadcast and cause mass hysteria...yeh, sure.

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I'm not saying that I believe "Betty" but if she really did have this type of ability and information, would going to the MSM be the best course of action? Going to govt officials?

Where exactly would one make others who don't believe anything unless Fox, CNN, etc., tell them when and what to believe aware of this type of information?
 Quoting: anon 1575004


Last Edited by A r c on 01/19/2013 12:31 PM
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lupa14714

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01/19/2013 12:33 PM
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ok betty,what's the main thing i have to put online? and why can i not put it on yet?
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Hi Betty, nice to meet you
It is understandable that it's hard to believe that time travel is possible and indeed and to travel back and warn people...
And surely going back in time you would have pondered exactly that, and perhaps chosen a date to arrive, where you could say 'tomorrow this and this will happen...'
For example, if I could go back and warn people about 9-11, I would seek something specific in the timeline that I knew would happen, it didn't needed to be any big thing, just something very noticeable and specific...
And if it did happen as said, people would know you were telling the truth...
In these days there are so much BS and crap, so we need to question everything, even ourselves... And it is only a good thing that we do, so that we stay sharp...
I will not just close my heart to your message, but some sort of proof of your insight in the timeline would be appreciated by many...
Otherwise you'll only be considered a troll...

Lots of love to you
rose
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Artaius San

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timetraveltards..

hf

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I would like to first of all tell you that a big event is happening later on in this year, a large fault plate in the earth core will trigger a series of large earthquakes and following tsunamis, over the coming years roughly a half of the worlds population will sadly perish.

 Quoting: Betty 32583779


So...let's say you're legit...Does this have something to do with comet ISON that is stated to arrive in November this year?
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01/19/2013 12:45 PM
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did you ever find your abducted husband?
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HAHAHAHA!!!

GLP won't be duped so easily... try harder OP!
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Bernard?
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Indeed!
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01/19/2013 12:48 PM
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:rotf:

Pin this craziness!!!


Wake the masses!!!!


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:rotf:

Pin this craziness!!!


Wake the masses!!!!


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lmao
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You are full of shit the first time machine was invented in Nazi Germany in 1939. The first application was in the US in 1953. The last usage of it was in the US in 1998. So shut the fuck up Betty.
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Interesting. Can you post a reference?
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As we have been given permission to visit, there will be several of us who will be visiting your time frame in person, we can show you our technology as proof of our time frame, however we are not allowed to change the events which are going to happen.


 Quoting: Betty 32583779


We will wait until then.

Please provide the evidence to qualified members of the current scientific community.

GL with that Berny.

Regards.
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You are full of shit the first time machine was invented in Nazi Germany in 1939. The first application was in the US in 1953. The last usage of it was in the US in 1998. So shut the fuck up Betty.
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Derailing with more trolling?
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Please tell us what kind of features on the iPhone in 2090. Pleeeaaasseee!
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Good to know that the GLP website still exists in 2090, as it would be the only way for you to know this web site existed to come post here, right?!

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