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You have to read these hilarious reviews for this product!

 
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01/19/2013 05:56 PM
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You have to read these hilarious reviews for this product!
This is a review excerpt for the Wheelmate Laptop steering desk...

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"This review is from: Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk (Automotive)
Wow is this thing great! I use it as a "mini-bar" when the friends and I go out to the bars. I can quickly fix multiple shots of tequila for myself and the friends as we drive from one bar to the next. We also discovered that if you place a pillow on top of it and turn on the cruise control you can catch quick naps on the interstate. If you swerve to the left or right the rumble strips on the road wake you up in plenty of time before you get into trouble. I can now take longer trips without being tired!

Also, i am now dating a midget and she fits nicely on the steering wheel desk which allows us to experiment sexually while driving. This thing is like WD-40 or duct tape, it is a million and one uses! "

There are alot of these keep reading...

This review is from: Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk (Automotive)
"This product is so awesome for freeway driving and makes reloading your handgun while changing lanes a breeze. The only thing missing is a cupholder for my tequila. I attached a pen on a string to mine to mark my hits and misses. "

"I use my laptop steering wheel desk as a place to put my Presto Fry-Daddy deep fat fryer.

Finally I can make crispy french fries while driving.

If you make turns sharp enough, the centrifugal force keeps the boiling oil in the pot as the steering wheel turns.

It takes a lot of electricty to heat a gallon of vegtable oil to a boil, so at night it dims my car's headlights.

But what would you rather have? Headlights or fries?

Think about it. 'Nuff said. "
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Re: You have to read these hilarious reviews for this product!
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Re: You have to read these hilarious reviews for this product!
This guy likes to cut vegetables on his wheelmate...

"I like to eat healthy and this makes it so much easier! I can prep vegetables for dinner during my drive home from work. Plus, if someone gives me grief, I have a knife ready to throw at them. I've also been scrapbooking while driving, but decided to abandon this idea after I accidentally glued my hands to the wheel."

Have you found any other product reviews that were as funny as these?
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Re: You have to read these hilarious reviews for this product!
And if you are a drug user... this wheelmate product is for you!

"As a cocaine addict on the go, I have lost countless ounces of blow as I have inefficiently tried to to snort lines from either from my dashboard or straight from the bag while navigating the modern motor way. But thanks to the AutoExec Steering Wheel Desk Tray, my life has changed forever! It's the perfect size for me to cut lines and still have room to rest my razors and rolled up bills. It also stops blood dripping on my lap when I get nose-bleeds! Now I can drive my children to soccer practice without having to choose between their safety and my coke habit."

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