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Best way to rid of roaches?

 
Mad Pole
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Best way to rid of roaches?
One woke me up this morning crawling on my face, and the housing manager refuses to do anything about them, he is white so go figure.

Anyone have suggestions?
Mommas youngest getting paper like the oldest one.. We living better guess God felt he owed us one.

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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
Take a shower.
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
Try cleaning your house.
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
Hairspray and a match.
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
When I lived in Texas, we used "Sweet and Low" or "Splenda". Simply put a few little piles around the house and they will all be dead. Ants too! They actually explode when they die. And people eat and drink that shit! Try spraying fire-ants with diet pepsi, they love it, then they die!
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
When I lived in Texas, we used "Sweet and Low" or "Splenda". Simply put a few little piles around the house and they will all be dead. Ants too! They actually explode when they die. And people eat and drink that shit! Try spraying fire-ants with diet pepsi, they love it, then they die!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21943549


Aspartame was a bug killer before the inventor discovered its taste.

As for ants spray some peppermint essence around and plant some wild mint outside your home it interferes with their pheromone trails and they soon find somewhere else to go.
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
When I lived in Texas, we used "Sweet and Low" or "Splenda". Simply put a few little piles around the house and they will all be dead. Ants too! They actually explode when they die. And people eat and drink that shit! Try spraying fire-ants with diet pepsi, they love it, then they die!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21943549


Interesting, i am going to try this.
Mommas youngest getting paper like the oldest one.. We living better guess God felt he owed us one.

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i was born a sweet lil babi but them staven streets raized me up crazy

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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
I used the gel that you buy at home depot its like roach msx gold gel you put it under cabinets i had thousands from nrighborbspraying killed them all but if you dont like chemicals cut open horse apples its poisonous dont let your children or animals near it but thats what farmers use and it works
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
Borax or d.e.
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
In Singapore we used to stand the legs of our beds on half a coke can full of either diet coke or more alarmingly paraffin.

Stopped em all.

In Russia I found that WD40 fucked em up.
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
Boric acid is the best. Period.
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
why help a spook with his roach problem? Spooks and roaches live hand in hand. so be it.
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
Hide the welfare check under a bar of soap.....
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
One woke me up this morning crawling on my face, and the housing manager refuses to do anything about them, he is white so go figure.

Anyone have suggestions?
 Quoting: Mad Pole


Get rid of the blacks and Mexicans...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
Make a paste of borax, sugar and water. Smear it along floor edges, base of appliances, wherever you tend to see them.
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
One woke me up this morning crawling on my face, and the housing manager refuses to do anything about them, he is white so go figure.

Anyone have suggestions?
 Quoting: Mad Pole


Get rid of the blacks and Mexicans...
 Quoting: BRIEF


I live in an apartment complex and we have a large numbe of blacks. We keep our place spotless but they sometimes manage to crawl in from my dirty ass neighbors. They never take out their trash.
The maintenance man here told me some horrific stories about roach infestations from the black residents
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
Voting them out of office doesn't work.

Open your windows and leave wooden matches on the floor.

Roaches like to pole vault.
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
Make a paste of borax, sugar and water. Smear it along floor edges, base of appliances, wherever you tend to see them.
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This always kills them.
Just being in the moment. :)
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
Make friends with several girls.




Whooops......misread.....roaches not riches.
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
One woke me up this morning crawling on my face, and the housing manager refuses to do anything about them, he is white so go figure.

Anyone have suggestions?
 Quoting: Mad Pole


Get rid of the blacks and Mexicans...
 Quoting: BRIEF


I live in an apartment complex and we have a large numbe of blacks. We keep our place spotless but they sometimes manage to crawl in from my dirty ass neighbors. They never take out their trash.
The maintenance man here told me some horrific stories about roach infestations from the black residents
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27212091


I know all about it, my Dad has had rental houses since I was a kid, and the rule was not to rent to blacks or Mexicans because of multiple problems with not just bugs, but crime, drugs, etc...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Briefcut4892
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
And at night, all you see is teeth and eyes.
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
size and location?
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
If you "can't" light a match, then go with borax n sugar. What kind of roaches are they? Really big or small? I could vomit. Yuck.
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
size and location?
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Forget about doing it yourself. Call a professional that guaranties coming back over and over till the job is done.

I never really saw one until I moved to Florida. Seek help and don't spray them yourself. You kill one, and 10,000 come to the funeral.

Its going to run you about $300.00
It did me, and that meant we had to eat nothing but pasta for 3 months, but it's been worth it.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
One woke me up this morning crawling on my face, and the housing manager refuses to do anything about them, he is white so go figure.

Anyone have suggestions?
 Quoting: Mad Pole


Get rid of the blacks and Mexicans...
 Quoting: BRIEF


I live in an apartment complex and we have a large numbe of blacks. We keep our place spotless but they sometimes manage to crawl in from my dirty ass neighbors. They never take out their trash.
The maintenance man here told me some horrific stories about roach infestations from the black residents
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27212091


I know all about it, my Dad has had rental houses since I was a kid, and the rule was not to rent to blacks or Mexicans because of multiple problems with not just bugs, but crime, drugs, etc...
 Quoting: BRIEF

22lol22
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

flatearth
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
size and location?
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Forget about doing it yourself. Call a professional that guaranties coming back over and over till the job is done.

I never really saw one until I moved to Florida. Seek help and don't spray them yourself. You kill one, and 10,000 come to the funeral.

Its going to run you about $300.00
It did me, and that meant we had to eat nothing but pasta for 3 months, but it's been worth it.
 Quoting: natasha77


I am a professional.

Last Edited by bugkiller on 01/20/2013 12:26 PM
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
size and location?
 Quoting: bugkiller


Forget about doing it yourself. Call a professional that guaranties coming back over and over till the job is done.

I never really saw one until I moved to Florida. Seek help and don't spray them yourself. You kill one, and 10,000 come to the funeral.

Its going to run you about $300.00
It did me, and that meant we had to eat nothing but pasta for 3 months, but it's been worth it.
 Quoting: natasha77


I am a professional.
 Quoting: bugkiller


Well damn, here you go, op.
Meet "The professional"
Hook up.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

flatearth
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
You have to kill the nest to get rid of them properly. Otherwise you're screwed.
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
One woke me up this morning crawling on my face, and the housing manager refuses to do anything about them, he is white so go figure.

Anyone have suggestions?
 Quoting: Mad Pole


Move to Alaska. Haven't seen one since I've been here.

Last Edited by strgzr on 01/20/2013 01:02 PM
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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
One woke me up this morning crawling on my face, and the housing manager refuses to do anything about them, he is white so go figure.

Anyone have suggestions?
 Quoting: Mad Pole


Get rid of the blacks and Mexicans...
 Quoting: BRIEF


I live in an apartment complex and we have a large numbe of blacks. We keep our place spotless but they sometimes manage to crawl in from my dirty ass neighbors. They never take out their trash.
The maintenance man here told me some horrific stories about roach infestations from the black residents
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27212091


I know all about it, my Dad has had rental houses since I was a kid, and the rule was not to rent to blacks or Mexicans because of multiple problems with not just bugs, but crime, drugs, etc...
 Quoting: BRIEF


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Re: Best way to rid of roaches?
You have to kill the nest to get rid of them properly. Otherwise you're screwed.
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a roach nest!!! gaspshocked

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