Best way to rid of roaches?

Haven't found it yet but if anyone comes across something let us Americans know because we have a huge infestation in Washington DC.

put out a nice plate of beer, sweep them up in the morning when they're passed out drunk.

Only trashy people have roaches.
Clean your nasty shit up and the roaches will leave.

Bay leaves from the spice aisle. Roaches and other icky stuff hate them. Crumble them up and leave them out where they are coming in or where you have seen them.

use these!!!