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Wanted: 'Adventurous woman' to give birth to Neanderthal man

 
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Okay, mindfu@k time. So what if this child is allowed to breed. Would there ever be 2 allowed alive at once. What if they breed and bring back Neanderthals. what if they were better suited for survival, but we have weakened. What I they take over again and we go instinct. Then the legacy of humanity would have been they brought back thier main competitor and were their own undoing. The very brains that brought them success ultimately were their doom.
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I suspect the kid would be sterile, rather like the offspring of a horse and donkey.
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


Neanderthal crossed people already exist, and we aren't sterile. Anyone with European ancestors is part Neanderthal.
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Anyone not black African has at least 4% Neanderthal DNA.
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Okay, mindfu@k time. So what if this child is allowed to breed. Would there ever be 2 allowed alive at once. What if they breed and bring back Neanderthals. what if they were better suited for survival, but we have weakened. What I they take over again and we go instinct. Then the legacy of humanity would have been they brought back thier main competitor and were their own undoing. The very brains that brought them success ultimately were their doom.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18097125


I suspect the kid would be sterile, rather like the offspring of a horse and donkey.
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


Neanderthal crossed people already exist, and we aren't sterile. Anyone with European ancestors is part Neanderthal.
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


Anyone not black African has at least 4% Neanderthal DNA.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32642345



hmmmm
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01/20/2013 02:23 PM
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Re: Wanted: 'Adventurous woman' to give birth to Neanderthal man
ttown? might be a perfect match...
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haha guess you need a ban
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Re: Wanted: 'Adventurous woman' to give birth to Neanderthal man
This thread title insinuates so many lulzy thoughts.

5 stars.
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Re: Wanted: 'Adventurous woman' to give birth to Neanderthal man
So seriously who would do it for 500k
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So seriously who would do it for 500k
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I would
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01/20/2013 02:59 PM
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i got long red hair like a neanderthal and i can fuck like a gorilla.

any women wanna volunteer???
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You fuck like a gorilla. Hmm. Does that mean you fuck female gorillas?

But seriously, this is whack. What kind of person would this be?
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sons of god daughters of man

there's more to this story
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i got long red hair like a neanderthal and i can fuck like a gorilla.

any women wanna volunteer???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32470173


You fuck like a gorilla. Hmm. Does that mean you fuck female gorillas?

But seriously, this is whack. What kind of person would this be?
 Quoting: Spine monkey


Lovely images in my head.
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anything for them to cling to evolution I guess?
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So seriously who would do it for 500k
 Quoting: Ladydoom


i would.
and i'm a virgin.
maybe my special child would be jesus.
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So seriously who would do it for 500k
 Quoting: Ladydoom


i would.
and i'm a virgin.
maybe my special child would be jesus.
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That would be one hell of a second coming.
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01/20/2013 11:06 PM
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Re: Wanted: 'Adventurous woman' to give birth to Neanderthal man
Their woman must have been damn ugly to have bred themselves into extinction
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Re: Wanted: 'Adventurous woman' to give birth to Neanderthal man
wouldn't this create a biblical nephillim?
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Re: Wanted: 'Adventurous woman' to give birth to Neanderthal man
What the hell, any volunteers?

A leading geneticist is on the hunt for an 'adventurous woman' to help turn back the hands of time - and give birth to a Neanderthal baby.
George Church, a genetics professor at Harvard Medical School, believes he can bring back the extinct ancestor of modern man after more than 33,000 years.


[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
 Quoting: Ladydoom


I am thinking maybe this is a subliminal set up of some sort.
"To give birth to the Neanderthal" is to re-start life all over again from the first.
Maybe it portends some sort of cataclysmic event which will be be followed by man starting from the Neanderthal stage again?

And if you were into scienc-fiction it would be brilliant if the said 'adventerous woman' DID give birth to a neanderthal, then another one, until they have a pair, and the two babies are then taken away to a safe place like they show in the ending of the movie KNOWING, then after the planet is pysically re-set and all know humanity is extinguised, then the Neanderthal couple will be replanted back on Earth to begin a new cycle of life.

Maybe.
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bump
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they had no trouble getting a preggo to give birth to a ape. im sure some slut will give her uterus to a cavebaby
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Re: Wanted: 'Adventurous woman' to give birth to Neanderthal man
What the hell, any volunteers?

A leading geneticist is on the hunt for an 'adventurous woman' to help turn back the hands of time - and give birth to a Neanderthal baby.
George Church, a genetics professor at Harvard Medical School, believes he can bring back the extinct ancestor of modern man after more than 33,000 years.


[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
 Quoting: Ladydoom


I am thinking maybe this is a subliminal set up of some sort.
"To give birth to the Neanderthal" is to re-start life all over again from the first.
Maybe it portends some sort of cataclysmic event which will be be followed by man starting from the Neanderthal stage again?

And if you were into scienc-fiction it would be brilliant if the said 'adventerous woman' DID give birth to a neanderthal, then another one, until they have a pair, and the two babies are then taken away to a safe place like they show in the ending of the movie KNOWING, then after the planet is pysically re-set and all know humanity is extinguised, then the Neanderthal couple will be replanted back on Earth to begin a new cycle of life.

Maybe.
 Quoting: abhie


O my scary thoughts right there, you could totally write a book, life just goes round and round.
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Re: Wanted: 'Adventurous woman' to give birth to Neanderthal man
remember people this is the public acceptance test

the real birth has occured already.
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01/21/2013 12:39 PM
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remember people this is the public acceptance test

the real birth has occured already.
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Also scary
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Re: Wanted: 'Adventurous woman' to give birth to Neanderthal man
What the hell, any volunteers?

A leading geneticist is on the hunt for an 'adventurous woman' to help turn back the hands of time - and give birth to a Neanderthal baby.
George Church, a genetics professor at Harvard Medical School, believes he can bring back the extinct ancestor of modern man after more than 33,000 years.


[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
 Quoting: Ladydoom


I am thinking maybe this is a subliminal set up of some sort.
"To give birth to the Neanderthal" is to re-start life all over again from the first.
Maybe it portends some sort of cataclysmic event which will be be followed by man starting from the Neanderthal stage again?

And if you were into scienc-fiction it would be brilliant if the said 'adventerous woman' DID give birth to a neanderthal, then another one, until they have a pair, and the two babies are then taken away to a safe place like they show in the ending of the movie KNOWING, then after the planet is pysically re-set and all know humanity is extinguised, then the Neanderthal couple will be replanted back on Earth to begin a new cycle of life.

Maybe.
 Quoting: abhie


THIS ^^^ cause they are planning our wipe out, Weve proven too selfish and violent to go on. This world cannot nor will no longer support people like the Kardashians, We simply do not have the resources

I knew that this was the sign of our demise.. Only a few would take up the challenge and be given a tribe of neanders to start over again after most of the populace is wipe out...

And like typical naive sheeple you are falling for it, not realizing its a code signal that our demise is coming. Your real reaction should be tears and repentance cause weve failed big time.

Abhie is the only one here in THE KNOW, that understands.

:elohim:
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Can anyone say "JURASIC PARK"?

... only it could be WORSE!!


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Re: Wanted: 'Adventurous woman' to give birth to Neanderthal man
This would not be as easy as this guy makes it out to be. Its a complicated process and could take many years to even have moderate success. But my question is how pissed is this neanderthal going to be when he finds out we wiped out the rest of his race and he is the only one? Most scientists believe they are smarter (or at least have more mental capabilities) than modern day humans. If you insert him into modern schools the sky would be the limit. The problem is do we limit how many we would bring back or go all out and recreate the race. This could backfire if they really are as smart as it looks like they could be and decide modern humans are just a thorn in their foot and enslave us all. Just saying can you imagine a race of Einsteins walking around having to deal with the idiotic human race?
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There's plenty of room for all God's creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes...noli timere messorem
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A real life Bam-Bam?

gaah

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Re: Wanted: 'Adventurous woman' to give birth to Neanderthal man
I'm taking a 1/2 page out of Briefs book - (he must be at the inauguration-hehe) and say:


Don't we have enough Neanderthugs already?
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NO NEED !''

We already have one on display in the Mulatto House, Washington, D.C.

AND, 534 'relatives' in CONgress/Senate !
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What the hell, any volunteers?

 Quoting: Ladydoom


:michelle:
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Re: Wanted: 'Adventurous woman' to give birth to Neanderthal man
Okay, ethical question time.

Is the resulting child A) the surrogate mothers son/daughter?
(Probably not, no doubt she will have to sign some waivers to rights to the kid or whatever).

B) property of the lab (or funding body of the lab, or worse... some board of shareholders!)

C) a free citizen of germany with all the rights and privileges.

Who raises the child?
Where will it live?
What happens when it becomes an adult?
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


Those are the pedestrian intellections that hold back progress.
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Re: Wanted: 'Adventurous woman' to give birth to Neanderthal man
When most of the sheep stop watching Entersum Pooper and Pierce Organ, and women run out of the govt's $, they'll just breed the kind of men they want ! zOMG perfect 5*

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