>>>> tard'd zeppelin theory

That's right, if it's not the "Offical Theory" and it's not "THe OFficial Alternative Conspiracy Bunko Theory", it's "RETARDED".

If you don't drink Pepsi or Coke, but you drink fresh orange juice, you are "RETARDED"...and you have ZERO RIGHTS.

If you make your own pizza instead of buying from Dominos or Pizza Hut, you are "RETARDED"....and you have ZERO RIGHTS.

If you don't do drugs and you don't campaign against drug's legalisation, then you are "RETARDED" ...and you have ZERO RIGHTS.

If you don't watch NBA, NFL or NHL, but you like cricket, you are "RETARDED" ...and you have ZERO RIGHTS.

If you don't only listen to rock music and you don't only listen to classical music, then you are "RETARDED"...and you have ZERO RIGHTS.

If you don't support Israel blindly and don't condemn it blindly, but consider the issues at stake, you are "RETARDED" ...and you have ZERO RIGHTS.

If you vote Libertarian instead of "Democrat or Republican" you are "RETARDED"...and you have ZERO RIGHTS.