Bah, who would would waste a round on me? I'm just a kindly old fellow who will watch the big game from my rocking chair with my Dachshund Roy by my side barking at the mindless violence around us. I'll drink a few Belgian ales and Roy will eat his favorite cheese popcorn as we watch the grand event unfold. Then when the great battle has passed we will go and loot the dead and dying for pocket change,Bit-O-Honey candy bars and Chiclets.